Mine is barely 16cm :(

Mine is barely 16cm :(

Most women are shit at guessing measurements, I am 6 inches but I tell women I am an 8 and they believe me. Ask a woman to tell you how long 25cm is and have a good laugh.

Dude not even Africans pass 19cm in average

Or maybe they like to indulge your delusions. A girl’s gotta eat

I'm 5.5 but tell women I'm 6
I always feel like I look small but it measures average so whatever I guess

cope the real average penis size is 21cm

they simply lie about the average so small dicked fags dont kill themselves

>men lie about their dicksize
I never told a women. You just date her and have sex. What's the deal?

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Yes nigga it is

Please don't believe in that image, it has no scientific background.

Here's one that is actually accurate and based on studies.

Tfw 16.51x10.6

>this chart was brought to you, weak Wh*Toids by KARA BOGA

Feels good to have such a big dick that I don't care about measuring it.

Tf is cm

commiemeter

Cute male

Or commie measurements.

lol
lucky

>tfw 7.5" with yellow fever
jokes on them, i don't want them to enjoy it

it feels great thinking you have a small dick but then measuring it and realizing you have a big dick
>t. 20.5cm length/15cm girth

every chart like these basically say women want horse cocks

>7 inch cock
>tfw bloodcurdling screams in some positions

Doesn't every vagina have its own ideal penis size? It's not like they're all the same.
>feminist logo
Oh, nevermind.

>hooking up with a qt3.14 after a party
>one of those quieter types that was dragged along by her roastie friends
>after the typical foreplay pull it out
>18 cm x 12 cm
>after a second's pause says she can't do it
>starts crying
>try to figure out what's wrong
>not because I actually cared, but I was too horny to pass up the chance
>it's not my dick, is it?
>says she misses her bf
>died in a car crash
>that sucks
>thanks me for listening
>we exchange contact info and leave party
>few months later
>haven't hooked up, but talk on occasion
>run into her at a café
>she's with a genuine 10/10
>say hi
>she introduces me to her little sister
>just out of secondary school
>little sis is very into me
>meet more often over the next few weeks
>start banging the little sis
>had a bit of trouble since she's small
>no doggy or other deep positions
>after another month original qt3.14 invites me out for coffee
>thanks me for being so patient
>wut
>says she wants to date
>windowsshutdown.wav
>"I'm banging your sister."
>jfc what the fuck did I just say
>immediately leaves
>blocks my number, cuts off contact completely
>the little sis calls me, asks me about what just happened
>she got a call from her sister asking if it was true
>10/10 meets me near osgoode
>ends up staying at my place
>I've been exclusive with the 10/10 for a while, never felt like going out of my way to fuck anyone else
>agree to date exclusively
>try to sate her sister
>over the next year slowly repair the relationship with big sis
>she was especially upset at me for leading her on
>thought I would orbit until I got an opportunity
>cleared that up
>fast forward to now
>I'm married with two wonderful children with the little sis
>Aunty loves them and visits us all the time
>And that is how I met the love of my life, Sup Forums

Not relevant except for the fact I thought she was scared of my dick for a minute there

shan't be reading all that shit pham

cute story

Not a jot

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Good.
Women think they can stall forever.
And then they hit 30 and wonder where they went wrong.

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