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Friendly reminder that this is the final boss of the MCU
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grape soda
>This is the final boss of the DCEU
>a fucking grapefruit
>a fucking cobblestone
That's fake, it's from some random
I love you death, I want to be with you and have you caress my bump. Wiat. Where's his dick?!
..... where is penis?
on his head
If you look from knees down you can see a frog
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>we'll never see Rich Piana playing thanos
Does thanos have special power and weakness? Is he just le strongman ayylium like Frieza?
He slips on a banana and loses the stones.
He has butter finger glove for his fruit gushers
he is too slippery for his own good
TOXIC MASCULINITY
purple kingpin?
His autistic daughter.
4 INFINITY GEMS COME ON
Why do people say he looks like a grapefruit?
He looks nothing like a grapefruit.
it's a meme you dip
meme that doesn't make sense!
Looks like a big guy.
>bumped thread when it was LITERALLY seconds away from being pruned
hmmm really makes u thank
sage
Unironically hyped.
Because they've only ever seen the drink.
dcucks are of the african-american persuasion
Really hope Rich gets better.
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Just wait until he puts on his Liberace glove.
Then your definition of "awesome" will be re-defined.
At least, that's what Sup Forums fags have been telling me.
I think he is a big guy. Well and smart.
But with infinite stones he will be basically a god.
HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean he did throw a moon at them
>a moon
You mean big rock?
well tbf in the comics Thanos destroying the Earth Heroes + Thor was awesome since you just don't see heroes getting killed / beat up. Although I was more hype when Galactus arrived with the other beings and Warlock calling in the gods.
I would be pissed if in IF if the Avengers can even dent Thanos. that would fucking ruin it
He has a Thanos Copter so probably the loss of the tail rotor is his weakness.
>"I know what it's like to lose..."
>"...to feel so desperately that you're right..."
>"...and to fail all the same."
>"Fight it."
>"Run from it."
>"Destiny still arrives."
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>oops
can the avengers loose and humanity is doomed for once. how the fuck do they beat a STRONG BLAC I MEAN PURPLE MAN, WHITES BTFO!
He has the super power of always ruining his own plans on a subconscious level.
lol
>the ultimate enemy of MCU
>still has a small cock
>tfw a black man has a bigger cock than Thanos
A FUCKING STARFRUIT
Well it would be more than humanity. In the comics Thanos literally murders have the living beings in the universe with a click of his fingers.
>tfw dcuck always finds a way to talk about black cock
>implying it won't be Dr.Doom
He looks like he's made from a pile of purple Starburst
>he doesn't know that fox is developing a dr doom movie
mmmmmm
This movie will be trash but that I really like that line from him
So, a dickles prune face? I'd be angry as well.
THEY'RE THE WORST ONES
THEY ARE THE NICEST ONES
Orange is the worst.
ORANGE IS THE BEST
What is this, bizarro world?
red>orange>purple>>>>>>>green
NO IT'S NOT
Dude, everyone know its Purple>Red>Green>Orange
Orange is like the coffee sweets left over from the Christmas barrels.
You're a big grape.
Green are the best you fucking spaz.
Learn how to talk not like a retard
>no penis
JUST
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OOPS
>Learn how to talk not like a retard
HA HA HA HA HA HSQIFUAFJK;FNHAFCASF
lmao how was it like growing up poor
for you
why doesn't he fly out the way
I don't care about your capeshit, I just want to inform you the the official starburst power rankings is as follows:
1. Green
2. Orange
COLOSSAL POWER GAP
9001: Red
ANOTHER COLOSSAL POWER GAP
900000000000000001: Purple
Thank you for your attention
Even waifu days weren't as plagued by underage stupidity and meme forcing as we are now
Iron mans CGI looks really awful here. This might be unfininshed fotage though.
Paralysed with fear. He knows Thanos and his BPC is coming for him.
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Same reason he was having panic attacks and nightmares would be a strong guess.
Red is the best one; it tastes like Dr. Pepper. The others are disgusting except for purple and green.
Friendly reminder that the final boss of the MCU is a dude from a muscular anatomy book.
not memeing
How do I achieve this form?
creatine
enlist in your local space marine chapter and pray to the emperor.
nanomachines
>book
It's a website. posemaniacs.com
I'll go back to /ic/ now.
The constant teasers ruined Thanos as the big baddie.
In the first Avengers movie he gave Loki an army and the scepter, which could help Loki control anyone's mind, all so that Loki could conquer Earth and get him the other stones. What happened? Loki lost everything. Loki wasn't even punished for his failure. Now Loki is walking around being Loki while laughing at Thanos.
In the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie he gave that hammer guy, i forgot the name, another stone, so that the guy could have his revenge and conquer shit, more get other stones, and what happened? The hammer guy literally told him to fuck off to his face. The fuck? Even his lady assassins like Gamorra and that robot lady double-cross him without much problems.
Meanwhile Thanos only sit on his ass throughout all the moviehs while smiling like a smug cunt despite never achieving anything and constantly losing his precious stones. He's a terrible leader and strategist. Is this the cool final boss i should be in awe?
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>actually taking the time to read through the thread to find shitposts you find particularly upsetting
kek
All part of the plan user.
You'll see.
You'll all see.
>trying to mock someone for 15 seconds of effort
>trying to mock someone for browsing the same cancer you swim in
Desperate
did I insult ur memes?
You don't need to make this thread every day
>hey we need a cool final boss for the MCU.
Okay. How about this. The Hulk...
>I'm listening...
But he's purple
>FUCK YES HAVE A RAISE ALSO TAKE MY KEYS AND GO FUCK MY WIFE
God, i love doctor doom so goddamned much. I hate that fox does him so poorly
If they get Fassbender to play him in the solo film it's going to great.
He looks too aesthetically pleasing for a Snyder character. My money's on him being at least 10 foot tall and 4 feet wide.
Snyder made Steppenwolf's beard a part of his skin. At the very least, Darkseid will look more like a boulder cracked by lava than an average human
No, a moon. As described by everyone who actually attended d23 and sdcc and saw clear footage of the trailer.
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>Fassbender
What the fuck? No. Mikkelsen or bust.
thanos is nothing like the hulk or thor except for the strength
I hope they explore the character properly. Thanos is not just a villain who outsmarts everyone and then loses when all the heroes team up and solve their internal problems in the 3rd act of the film.
Thanos is his own character.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes away tears*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*rolls down stairs*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no dick
No wonder he wants to take over the universe
no. Assbender
The most powerful being in the universe is also extremely incompetent. How convenient
SAVED
>DC movie boss fight is a giant CGI humanoid monster fighting everyone in a messy CGI background
OMG DC SUCKS WHAT A TERRIBLE CLIMAX LMAO
>Marvel movie boss fight is a giant CGI humanoid monster fighting everyone in a messy CGI background
YAAAAAS MARVEL YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN