/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Voice of Reason Edition

Last Thread: >Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4

>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
- Preview: youtube.com/watch?v=DbYaJnRprkg

EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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poel

I saw Rebecca Sugar at the cafeteria in CalArts in Valencia yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk away with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

So what do you guys think the next new fusion will be?

Use your pp's wisely

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Garnet, she is gonna be in the middle some lesson about fusion and their gonna fuse and we're gonna be able to see into the mind of a fusion (not like here comes a thought) and its gonna be Steven talking to ruby and sapphire

>Bullying Becky

>calarts
>shopping
nice pasta

The better question is dose Stevonie have a penis?

anyone else /chronicpain/ here that watches the show to help distract them

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Stevonnie has whatever she wants to have.

What is GBP?

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Literally, ever since alone together i've wondered this, no one ever took me seriously and told me what they thought!

Good boy points

Here we go.

Why doesn't Steven hijack the president's body and make him create an Anti Gem defense force?

>Amethyst giving Steven sexual favors when he hits puberty

>being a legionnaire
>not bullying Sucrose
No Brucilius, you are the profligate

going through Ben Levin's likes

artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/148132240172/im-ok-im-going-to-share-something-here

Pretend his father is Jasper.
Jasper will never be redeemed

Stevonnie is just a futa, and so is Smoky.

Lapis lays an egg over the sea

Steven doesn't have control of it, and the creation of something like that requires more work than can be done in one day.

I want to marry Lapis and make her smile every day

Please wish Ian and Becky luck at the Emmys! I'm so happy for them!

I hope S. is a bad influence on Pearl

Delete this

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There was literally an entire class dedicated to analyzing harry potter my freshman year, but that's not the point.

Fun books have plenty of symbolic and thematic materials to analyze, but nobody even fucking bothers to do so because academia as a whole has scoffed at the idea of spectacle and meaning intersecting.

If you asked me to, I could dedicate entire essays to homestuck's intersection of gnosticism and computer programming, or how kill la kill is actually a detailed (yet ham-handed) critique of the sexualization of the human body, but if I tried to get it published the manuscript would be deleted unread

elitism is the the most disgusting ideology there is: that certain genres or mediums are inherently more meaningful, and that all others may be dismissed without consideration

dude, she's his fucking sister

How can you look at these threads and not agree Earth should have been purged?
>captcha: Quartz CameLIE

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Will there ever be a "Very Special Episode" of Steven Universe?

Currently looking for SU POV smut to read

pls help

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Is Pearl gonna come home drunk every night now?

>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" the Renegade
>Pearl "the pussy pounder"
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade

why is it when I search for this google says I performed an illegal action
I want to know who this was originally about

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twitter.com/ianjq/status/775135602190659584
FUCK NOOOOO

>she

damn i didnt expect pearly pongo and the carpet distillery

Why has god forsaken us.

fug

Smokey is cute for being, what, 3 meters tall?

the answer wasnt even that good, shouldve submitted a different episode


they better submit last out out of beach city for next year, you can show anyone that episode whos never seen SU and they'd love it

depends on what time of the month Steven and Connie fuse

you copied the entire pasta in google, didn't you?

anyway the original is called "I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday"

Yeah I think they are also a futa.

Wow I did not think about Smoky as a futa....but I just don't think about smokey.

Reminder Amethyst is the cities local cum dumpster and offers blowjobs in kofis pizza bathroom

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Who got the Emmy, then? I don't remember what the other nominees were

>I'd be amazed if neither Mr.Greg nor Mindful Education got it next year.

What if, while gems are immortal, they have limited memory, meaning that after a certain age they begin to mentally deteriorate?
Think of something like this
youtu.be/8JNyllXJEKY?t=28s

w h y

I already hate this fat bitch.

What did she do to my Pearl.

Please stay away from her,

Wait, what? I thought the emmies weren't for awhile.

I demand best gem

yes
thanks

Explain this I'm stupid.

you've got to be fucking kidding me, no way

Don't worry I'm sure Greg will pound her straight. Completely by accident of course

Seems Robot Chicken won

google can't proceed requests longer than the certain size, keep that in mind

>robot chicken
>fucking robot chicken

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She has a vagina with no womb and an abnormally large clit. there is a large ballsack (with four balls) dropping off of the clit hanging over the vagina

>they better submit last out out of beach city for next year
So they can lose again?

i didnt even know that show was still going
what the fuck

He still fucked- I mean fused with Because those things are different really no trust me Her in front of his surrogate mom and aunt, who then got excited and fuc-, fused on the spot

DELET THE EMMYS WHAT IS THIS HOT SHIT

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>LOOBC
>not Mr. Greg
LOOBC was only fun for people who watch the show. It's not impressive enough by itself.

thats so bullshit

you got it boss

It's cleraly a normal practice among peridots to outload the burden of memory to external devices. And it's not just about details: location of the cluster was, like, a most basic thing to know about it.

>robot fucking chicken wins
>not AT's episode
>not SU
the emmys are a complete joke wow

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I love that little dumpling.
what kind of pain, user?

Anyone want a drink?

>2017
>mr greg nominated for an emmy
>goes to the simpsons

Gonna need something a lot stronger than that.

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How the hell is Last One Out of Beach City worthy of an award?

SO what the hell was this image from anyway?

Guys chill the fuck out.
The Answer if it hypothetically won would have just gotten a few yays and such but that's it, we had no chance because emmys and run by fucking normies who don't do their jobs.

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Who the fuck is Seth Green blowing?

There is no way this isn't the product of corruption in some way.

(((robot chicken)))

nobody who votes in animation ever actually watches it

it's just a fan art.

It's not even that The Answer lost, it's that fucking Robot Chicken of all things won.

hidradenitis suppurativa is what I got

april's fool

if they nominate any episode it will be mr greg

Gotcha covered.

Sure, I think I'll try drinking tonight.