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>Every morning they had trained together, since they were big enough to walk; Snow and Stark, spinning and slashing about the wards of Winterfell, shouting and laughing, sometimes crying when there was no one else to see. They were not little boys when they fought, but knights and mighty heroes. "I'm Prince Aemon the Dragonknight," Jon would call out, and Robb would shout back, "Well, I'm Florian the Fool." Or Robb would say, "I'm the Young Dragon," and Jon would reply, "I'm Ser Ryam Redwyne."
>That morning he called it first. "I'm Lord of Winterfell!" he cried, as he had a hundred times before. Only this time, this time, Robb had answered, "You can't be Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born. My lady mother says you can't ever be the Lord of Winterfell."
what the fuck was his problem?

first for wincest

#JonArya

Dany

Don't fuck with a man's castle

Amen

horrible chart OP

>my lady mother

What do you think?

>Baelish should be bottom of the barrel
>I think Ramsay actually should be a little higher up, he wasn't bad

>posting post-S1 Arya

I know, hence the parenthesis. He plays a song when he says the line though. Call it "Rhaegars song", if you will.

Jon seems oddly ok and untroubled by the death of his brother and friend.

>No one fights like Euron
>No one bites like Euron
>No one defends the white race from slights like Euron
>"As a specimen yes I'm intimidating"
>Oh what a man that Euron

So we're never going to see the Stormlands?

first for

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>My lady mother
Cat poisoned his mind. Thankfully he got over it and came to respect Jon.

>>Oh what a man that Euron
Have you never heard the song or what

#
>final Throne factions are Stannis+North vs Cersei+Reach vs Dany+Essos+Dorne
>Cersei's faction is sandwiched and loses, leaving Stannis vs Dany
>Euron destroys the Wall by blowing on his dragon horn from atop the Maester's Tower in Oldtown
>Jon Snuh gets the two to temporarily put aside their autism to save the realm
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Reason number a million why D&D are hacks

THEON WILL BE KING OF THE IRON ISLANDS by the end of the books
Gee George, why did you create a people with the mantra "What is dead may never die but rises again harder and stronger"?
And why did you make a character of that culture "die" by losing his identity?
Could it be for him to "Rise again harder and stronger"?

Theon is beginning his Unbitchening in the books. He remembers his name. He is Theon Greyjoy. Heir to the Seastone Chair.

But I guess, since he's a fucking white male, he can't usurp '"Yara" and become her ruler

What's she gonna say about them scars?

They would have ruled Westeros wisely and fairly. It was all ruined by treasonous usurpers.

>THE CHAD THROW

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It's my ringtone.

Stannis needs to be about Olenna Tyrells or Joffs level. Move Cersei down a bit, she's good but not second best and certainly not better han Tywin. Sansa is not the worst, should be around Jon/Arya, with Dany or Shae being he worst. A couple of other shit picks but not bad overall though.

so the carving in the cave on dragonstone had 3 people, 1 of whom was holding their sword in their left hand and had a fake right hand.

so we're going to make our bets for who the trio will be that sacrifices themselves to end the WW invasion are

Jaime (free space)
The hound
Azor Jon xd

So you just don't know the words at all then

Real annoyed they never developed the greyjoycest, that whole fingering scene was such a cocktease

what song is this?

Friendly Reminder

>"Jon grinned, reached over,
and messed up her hair. Arya flushed. They had always been close."
It was a simpler time.

>Jorah and his cuckold fetish return next episode

Showfags will never know how close they actually are. Sweetest relationship in the series

Cat had probably heard him say it a bunch, and told Robb to tell him off next time.

>greyjoycest
Greyjoycest made book two the best of them all. Just the right amount of platonic and uncertainty.

Pretty sure we were there in season two when Stannis met Renly. Otherwise they pretty much are the Hufflepuff of the Seven Kingdoms, even if you consider Stannis the "Stormlands/Baratheon story" his story had virtually nothing to do with either.

From left to right the best actors in the Lannister clan to the worst. Charles Dance and Jack Gleeson were too good for this show.

Here's a breakdown of what's going to happen.
Mel is going to try to resurrect Jon by killing Shireen.
George has said that it really was his idea that Shireen should burn. But there is absolutely no fucking way that book Stannis would do that. Combine that with Mel "Burn them all" Isandre is right there at the Wall with Shireen, it's pretty clear what's going to go down.

Mel will burn the girl to save Jon. But it won't work. That will cause her crisis of faith and for her to leave the Wall and Stannis. The show stole part of this idea. If she really did bring back Jon with the power of Rh'llor, she'd be on him like white on rice. She has total proof he's the chosen one. That's her jazz. She's a fanatic. Show-Mel has her bring him back and then she... wanders off because Davos is mad at her?

Anyways, Book-Jon will not be saved by Mel, she will leave, and they'll put his body in the ice of the wall.
Then he'll become Wighted but only half-way. Some of Mel's magic did work, but not all of it.
He'll be half ice-wight half-fire wight.
He'll be ice and fire. Stark and Targ.

And when the Wall comes down and shit hits the fan. He'll be the one to negotiate a new treaty with the Others.

>rises again harder and stronger

benis

Jon and Arya should rule Winterfell and Tully shits should fuck off.

>Showfags will never know how close they actually are in the books, which are no longer relevant and will never be.
FTFY

What's a fantasy series you think is better than got? Genuinely curious because I want to get into reading more. Obviously not shit everyone already knows about like lotr

>Bookfags still cling on to hope that the fatfuck will actually finish the series?
How do people still believe?

Show wise every single one of them.

Book wise I think it is up there.

I liked the Malazan Book of the Fallen series
It's also low-fantasy but it has a lot more magic

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>Stannis died
>FOR THIS

No, but when he finally dies, he'll have had his notes primed for release.
And then we can see an outline of how things REALLY would have ended

Gotta get them demographics in and be popular.

Fuck making a good show that stands on its own merits, what are you retarded.

Stars are the KANGS of the North. The wall was raised by the Barrowkings, Winterfell by house Frost and the first Night's King was a Flint. Bran the Builder is a made up character, trying to steal credit from better men, like based Durran Godsgrief.

>Jon becomes the new Coldhands

she was right though
can't have the bastard getting the wrong ideas in his head

>Porn videos in Westeros

>Videos from Essos
>Videos from beyond the wall

And Harrenhal

>he can warg into anyone at any point in time
>knows everything about everyone
literally what's even the point of this character when he's so OP?

Where the fuck is the next leaked episode already

Tell me about Chaosh

t. Tullyshit

That's what Littlefinger should have said to trigger Jon into a rage, not talked about his sister. He should say he loved Cat and hates that a bastard has usurped her children.

I SHUPPOSHE THATSH ORF THE TAY-BUL ASH WELL

Ayy shupposh dat's off da tayyble ash well??

Reminder that book-Dany will be straight up villainous.
If you bother to read her last chapter beyond her shitting her guys out, you can see that she's giving up on being the accommodating ruler.
She's letting the Targ madness creep in.
She'll come back to Meereen and burn that shit place down with Drogon

everytiem

>OP
>who is Arya
>who is Dany

Bran should fuck around with time again and try to tell them the future.

When did this become the next hot meme?

please post the costanza vertical of this

>spends the days raising armies and conquering the 9 realms atop a dragon, making every house in land his bitch
>spends the nights fucking his hot 10/10 sister-wives
Has ANYONE in this lore lived a more based life than this guy?

You know, this guy used to talk completely normally. What the fuck happened?
youtube.com/watch?v=J4bOa_WD0nE
>and I suppose
>SHAND SHY SHUPPOSHE

THAPPIRETH!

can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme?

chaosh is a ladder

>cucked by Dorne
>based

>tfw no cersei to order you around with her kweenz powers

Why do Dumb & Dumber hate the rightful king so much? Just let him rest in peace you cunts, stop shitting on his memory

no

Like a rope ladder?

Aegon the Unworthy

HBO paid the ransom so the leakers aren't going to release it

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at 3:13 what kind of expression was he making?

Oh you know a few years ago

jon snow is a living insult to the ancient and illustrious noble house of tully, there's nothing wrong with putting him in his place

Post your historical waifus.

Fuck off Stannis Fag, Daenerys is the rightful Queeingcess that was promised

Garth Greenhand could compete.

1. D&D are retarded enough that they believed the Pink Letter was 100% non-fiction and Ramsay actually managed to kill Stannis, so they made it canon in the show
2. D&D were flabbergasted that Stannis was popular and that so many people wanted him to succeed so they made him do more and more retarded and evil things for absolutely no reason
3. D&D literally did not understand his character. See the interview when they talk about "the first time we see Stannis, he's burning people alive on the beaches of Dragonstone..."

>tully

The last good one was the Blackfish

It's likely that Brienne is Dunk's granddaughter, and the Hound is Dunk's grandson. Or even great grandchildren. Dunk likely cucked the kennelmaster's wife, and Selwyn of Tarth's ancestor's wife. Likely he fucked the kennelmaster's wife after he left Lady Rohanne Webber in The Sworn Sword; the Cleganes are from the Westerlands and Lady Webber married Gerold Lannister so maybe Dunk came back to her when he was travelling the Westerlands, saw she married AGAIN, got mad and took out his sorrow on the kennelmaster's wife (who was just a commoner at the time).

but edmure is still alive

But he's literally a target you fucking dumbass

B A S E D

Post yfw GRRM gives up on the story and simply releases book versions of the show

Why are you lot all so obsessed with cucking?

This show has degenerated to levels of cringe comparable with 'Xena Warrior Princess".
I felt ashamed after watching the last two episodes and dont think I'll bother watching anymore.

Because D&D completely and totally missed the point about Stannis' character
He's hard, unfriendly, not charismatic, detail focused, and probably autistic.
And that makes him the perfect ruler because of those exact things.
Meanwhile all D&D see is something that makes people uncomfortable and that means less viewers. So better kill him off and drag his name through the mud a bit to make his death more "epic".

What George was saying with Stannis is that real good rules are the ones that aren't obviously good rulers. The pretty faced charmers who wave in parades are the ones that are just their for themselves and nothing more

I don't appreciate being made a fool of dwarfphf

is that the star wars mary sue?

Roslin is cuter than teethfu

See you on Sunday.