UBER to begin conditioning users to AI driven future

UBER's LAUNCH OF SELF DRIVING TAXIS IS THIS MONTH.

The self-driving TAXIS will have a safety crew and engineering crew in the front two seats for testing purposes. What is unique. The public will not be allowed to talk with the two up front humans. Instead they will have to use a touchscreen to communicate directly with the car's software.

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Each car is also equipped with a tablet computer in the back seat, designed to tell riders that they’re in an autonomous car and to explain what’s happening. “The goal is to wean us off of having drivers in the car, so we don’t want the public talking to our safety drivers,” [Raffi Krikorian, Uber’s engineering director] says.

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Didnt Tesla Motors try something like this, but without people?

TALK TO THE TABLET MEATBAG
HUMAN COMMUNICATION IS ENDING
GET USED TO COMMUNICATING THROUGH AI INTERFACES

>B-BUT AUTOMATION ISNT 10 YEARS AWAY AT LEAST!!!!

Good, this way they can shoot at pedestrians on the street without having to drive when they go on rampages

1. AI cars only work if there's no human drivers ever. Limited intelligence is by definition unsuited to deal with unpredictable incidents.
2. Why would anyone ever want an AI car in the future? Now you need a mechanic and a software engineer if something ever goes wrong.
3. Why would you want a 2000lb moving piece of metal that can be hacked and remotely controled?

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>there are people on Sup Forums still blue pilled enough that they don't realize capitalism won't survive the upcoming robotics revolution

>VENEZULA PROVES SOCIALISM DOESN'T WORK DUMB ASS LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck off robojew

Yeah but the people in the car died because the car crashed into a pole

>The public will not be allowed to talk with the two up front humans. Instead they will have to use a touchscreen to communicate directly with the car's software.
Because the point is that it's self-driving. People talking to the safety crew during this testing phase would kind of ruin that.

This is great news, the sooner we get AI driven cars the better

the safety crew is to prevent the cat from killing you and pedestrians

remember the six trillion ais who died from electricity malnutrition

Needs to come sooner. I want to live in the future!

Two of them passed me in Pittsburgh today

1 and 2 are kind of moot points with how the infrastructure would shift with self driving cars
> Think no more owning cars. most people in cities don't already.

3 is the real issue here.

SOON

>There are communists still blue pilled enough to think that robots will lead to distribution of means of production.
>Try more like exactly the opposite.

Why are Artificial Intelligences still legal

We know where this is going but we do nothing to stop it

>he doesn't want to live in a future where everyone is a NEET living in opulent splendor thanks to robo slaves

>he thinks everyone will just lay down and starve and the rich will continue to stay rich even though they wont be able to sell their products to anyone because no one has a job any more and can't afford to buy shit

Niggers be like:

> but muh drive-bys

>car AI reads your Sup Forums post history

>decides you are problematic

>crashes and kills you

i want off this wild ride

>there are people on Sup Forums still blue pilled enough that they don't realize capitalism won't survive the upcoming power loom revolution

Once AI is self learning it has no use for us

>industries introducing machines that needed to be manned to increase efficiency is the same as pretty much almost everything being automated

Really makes you think doesnt it?

They crashed into a truck actually.

>we won't need an increasing number of software developers, engineers, and high-skill maintenance workers instead

teehee, u sher g0t m3 xddd

So few people get this. Other labor revolutions were about increasing productivity. This one is about removing human labor from the equation entirely.

No, we won't. My job is putting IT people out of a job. Automating processes by definition means there is less work that needs to be done.

As things become more automated you need less of all of those

>THE SKY IS FALLING. DUDE, OUR ECONOMY IS SUDDENLY GOING TO NOT NEED US, DUDE LISTEN, AHHHHH

literally you.

>"Everyone will just become a programmer or an engineer! And companies will hire 100x as many programmers and engineers than they currently need because reasons!"
Nigga u dumb

I hate talking to idiot plebs this is the future we need.

>self learning AI needs software developers and engineers

They would hire significantly more though, because this would become a significantly larger segment of the economy. As you hire engineers, you need more managers in order to ensure operations continue properly. You need more people to work in safety positions, overseeing and refining protocols in these automated machines.

No one is saying that the sky is falling, just that there is going to be a radical shift in how the world works. Humans can coexist with this stuff, but only if we plan properly.

You grossly overestimate the state of computation today, and in the foreseeable future.

>years from now, shit posting Sup Forums will be done with automation
Really makes me ponder

>years from now

the future is now friend

Like how every respectable computer scientist claimed a computer would never play go at the professional master level just five years ago?

kek

our robo overlords are coming you better speak more highly of them if you want to have consistent deliveries of Solent green in the future friend

>mfw minimal wage / taxi cucks will be replaced this decade

...

>CS:GO

nigga TWELVE years ago I was bitching and yelling over the mic about bots on CS:Source. You're making shit up.

Who will own the robots?

Nigga do you not know what go is?

You just went full retard

I'm glad I left that shit hole call. I had worked there for over 6 months, put in about 800 rides, my driver rating was 4.87 when I left. Why did I leave? Because too many people using the service for rides that are like a mile or less away. The vast majority is for short distances.

There is no way you can make money like this, you get a ping to go pick someone up 5 miles away, you get there and the guy is not even outside, you wait for him and his friends to enter the car and then you drive them to the mall and made, im not even kidding here, a grand total of $2.45

I was driving around people for free. IMO this whole ride sharing thing is bullshit, giving people free rides... Sad thing is with this kind of business is that they have a limitless amount of new drivers coming on board, so they can fuck you. Just dont even give them your business.

I guarantee you when automated driving takes over America the government will use it to assassinate people.

>we are in a recession and no one is buying my meme services and products
>the solution is clearly to automate some more jobs :^)

>3. Why would you want a 2000lb moving piece of metal that can be hacked and remotely controled?
This is why I'll never buy a modern car. Even the most basic ones that don't advertise the fact they have an on-board computer can be remotely disabled.

>this retard confused go with cs:go

>tfw college student
>no car
>just want to buy a 24 pack of beer
>beer store is a mile away
>too autistic to use uber

help

>there are people on Sup Forums still blue pilled enough that they don't realize capitalism won't survive the upcoming robotics revolution

I dont get how this is an incorrect statement, he is only stating the truth. If robots and driverless cars and ai are going to replace millions of jobs, then you better believe capitalism as we know will not survive. The moment it becomes affordable all these businesses will adopt it. The government will not allow all those people out on the streets, because remember the tentacles run deep to other jobs. It's not just the taxi jobs that will be replaced, anything that requires any amount of movement will be replaced.

the influx of new and stupid drivers like you is what keeps Uber afloat
the thought that they will be replaced with machines "soon" should stop many from even joining anymore

WTF

The uber is lucky are lax on the regulations they apply to their drivers and cars, if that company had to obey most of the rules like most taxi companies they would go under very soon. It is like the Elon Musk´s company that is a gravy train propped up by the taxpayers money.

>falling for the automated Jew

I think you just had a brain shart

See this is the shit im talking about. People using uber to go down the street and buy something. Top reason why I quit and ill say it again, in the end, after taxes, gas, wear and tear, insurance, that $2.45 ride will turn into nothing, cause you gotta remember I had to drive towards you which can be 3 to 6 miles away.

anyways gotta go bye

No wonder every other person I meet at uni sounds like an autsit

Self-learning AI isn't going to need us.

The only concern here is that automated vehicles are pretty vulnerable to malicious intent
One of the big steps that nobody is thinking forward to is people stealing automated vehicles or simply destroying them

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serfdom when!?

the government will take care of me because it's made up of good natured people I can feel it!

Go is a chinese board game. Its a super complicated chess.

>He doesn't live in a future where google owned Super AI has created a robo-fuedalism, creating an Elysium situation for 99% of the worlds population. While the AI guards their 1% masters.

>And thinks that 105iq population can defeat a post IQ super AI machine army

Read some books senpai. You're not thinking hard enough.

The truck swerved and crashed into them.

The car did fail to activate breaks to reduce the impact of the crash, I don't know any more details of the crash so I don't know if a human driver would've made a difference or not.

>mfw having to drive a smelly human around

>Driverless cars get made in India
>women still get raped in taxis but by machines instead.

>One mile

Fatass, that's just a 10minute walk. It's good for you and free

Why would India make Japanese cars?

this is what commies idealize in an advanced society

youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8

nothing more than a living genetic stock backup for the satanic elite

>b-b-but self driving cars are still 30 years away!
>no one will ever use them

hehe nice car fleshbag. shame if something happened to it.
pick up that can.

They don't have a 24/7 beer delivery service where you live?

So your only refutation to capitalism collapsing under its own contradictions is a shitty sci-fi film with Matt Damon in it (where I think the pleb end up successfully rebelling in the end anyway)?

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One more step closer to having a basic income implemented for everyone. I don't see a downside.

I can walk 1 mile. I can't walk 1 mile with a 24 pack of beer. That shit is heavy. Maybe I'll get cans instead.

Driverless cars will need designated shitting seats

robotics is finally here w-we swear guys

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i loved that movie
especially this whole endless void scene
and the ending ofcourse with these "policemen" that talk like psychotherapeut
George Lucas redpilled a.f.

>btw Jar Jar (binks)

I live in a weird state. If there is one they'll probably charge bar prices.

the downside is when the elite run a cost analysis and decide killing you instead with the AI army would be cheaper

>muh 1%
How is college working out for buddy?

>capitalism collapsing under its own contradictions

Compared to the evidence for your argument?

k

The Harry Potter movie was still playing

You are fucking weak. I walked 10 miles once with two 8 kg barbells once just to get wasted. Get some training.

Isn't the thing about Uber is that you can pick and choose who you want to pick up? Why pick up and drive people who are clearly way out of your way?

did you see the ones of your military though?

fucking creepy just imagine sitting there in a caffèe and all of a sudden some robot comes to you and then unleashes a nuke

>muh ad hominem strawman because I have no argument

they said that their system couldnt detect a white truck in a white background so it ran right into it.

the wigger truck was trying to cross the entire road for some reason and was basically blocking both lanes.

>the elite are evil and hate us let's continue to perpetuate capitalism the system that allows them to continue to be elites
You don't do much thinking do ya cletus?

>8kg
Dude that's like 4 pounds lol that's not heavy

That's why the American intellectuals invented this

It's literally just a student with a fridge full of beer, a mobile phone and a moped.

Still not cheap, I admit, but it's also helping a fellow student earn some money.

Article that OP posted is clear as evidence friendo

>capitalism is the only system they thrive in

HURRRR

inb4 muh perfect form of communism never been tried

Excellent news. I can't wait for the tidal wave of butthurt for all the losers who are so mentally shit-tier that they drive for a living. We're en route to a world that's totally automated, where we have a Master Race aristocracy of engineers and tech people, and the rest of humanity will be unemployed peasants. We can do whatever we want to them, especially once Silicon Valley libertarians save America from the failed experiment that is socialistic statism. I plan on starting a gladiatorial fighting pit, where poorfags fight to the death for the grand prize of a week's worth of mostly-unspoiled food stuffs.

The age of losers is winding down. Enjoy it while it lasts, poorfags.

It's an advertising ploy. """Self""" """"driving"""" ""cars"" are not what the public thinks they are and what the public thinks they are don't actually exist.