*leans back*
I CHECK
*leans back*
Brandon Nguyen
Angel Harris
Is rounders good?
Jeremiah Parker
*leans back*
IT SURE IS!
Dylan Cook
How many days in a row are we gonna do this
Benjamin Moore
THE HOLLYWOOD ACTOR WITH SOME PRETTY BAD ACTING HERE
(11/10 commentary, and Ben's face throughout is priceless)
Henry Brooks
It was poker kino. It isn't some brilliant masterpiece as a movie in general, but it most certainly is the best poker movie there is and ever will be.
(Poker movies are comparable to video-game adaptations in that they are notoriously shit)
Easton Young
>not Casino Royale
Evan Ward
agree 100%
Jeremiah Sanchez
>Comparable to video-game adaptations
This is... extremely accurate
Kevin Young
>not In Time
youtube.com
>"I knew i was going to win"
Jeremiah Wright
The poker in that was straight-up nonsensical trash.
Justin Green
pls explain
Matthew Gonzalez
Just completely unrealistic in so many ways that I won't even begin to try and list and explain them all here.
Jordan Gomez
are there any hot poker players with big tits?
do any of them get BLACKED?
Caleb Lee
>Can't even name one thing using a couple of words
Idiot.
Luis Diaz
Jennifer Tilly
William James
she was so trashy hot in Bride of Chucky.
Jaxson Sullivan
maverick is better
Lincoln Richardson
It wasn't poker at all, it was Pinocle.
Tyler Torres
Name just a couple. I'm honestly curious.
Luke Jackson
How is K9 still a 1% chance here? What cards could save it here?
Asher Allen
Ok, I'll name the most obvious: the chance that in one hand so many people had such high ranking hands is 1 in a billion. With a "b".
An average professional poker player who has played his whole life will very likely die without ever being in such an unlikely scenario without cheating going on.
Nathan Morales
running Kings
Jacob Garcia
Also the idea that they would let him, a complete fish, literally gamble with the agency's money in such a high-stakes game is completely retarded.
Jaxon Miller
running kings
Gavin Thomas
Unlikely things happen in movies, that's why people pay money to see them, to escape their mundane reality for 2 hours or so.
Your point is completely worthless.
Aaron Moore
Read my post yesterday? :^)
Nicholas Fisher
Oh right.
In that case why are A8 and A2 0%? Wouldn't running aces also do it for them?
Asher Flores
it would be a split so neither of them can win
Landon Powell
Someone must have folded an A preflop.
Mason Anderson
Runner runner K
Easton Rodriguez
negative
Justin Young
No, you don't understand: it isn't for a poker movie. This situation is not exciting or interesting to a poker player. The excitements are in amazing laydowns, pattern recognition reads (in movies usually physical reads which suck), and smart plays. A royal flush winning from a straight flush is just dumb. There is no skill involved, nothing to get excited about. You know the good guy is going to win so he'll have a better hand. It's typical shitty movie poker.
Leo Howard
>the best poker player in the service
>some fish
Camden Jenkins
That means literally nothing in a nosebleed stakes game.
Julian Brown
Another worthless point. James Bond always wins at the end of every Bond movie, and the same goes for just about any movie ever. Normal people can immerse themselves into a movie and experience the tension. It's a common trait of autism to lack the capacity to see the fun in things and instead focus on how something is unrealistic, etc. I don't even understand why you are on this board.
Daniel Morris
Ryder Peterson
>be 47
>get called kid
Luke Gray
>i have a straight
>i have a flush
>i have a full house
>i have a straight flush
>i have a royal straight flush gotcha
>tension
Kevin Hernandez
>James Bond always wins
Except that time when his wife was dead
Elijah Young
Name a better ending scenario for the movie, something that would have made the scene better and more exciting.
It's the final scene, it's all in, it's millions of dollars. For the average person, that's a pretty exciting moment, and you're not exactly focusing on the nuances at that point, but rather the fate of either Bond or Le Chiffre. What will Chiffre do if he loses? How will he react? What if Bond loses -- what options are left at that point?
If you analyze the nuance of the scene, I.E that the hands are so over the top, then you're reducing the implications of the scene.
It's not just a poker movie, it's a movie where poker is a large theme, and it's integrated pretty effectively considering it's meant for mass distribution. Millions of people probably got interested in poker after watching the movie, and that includes myself.
Hunter Green
It means a lot when he is the best at bluffing in a room full of spies
Colton Ross
True autism itt kys redditors
Leo Long
>How dare you discuss movies on a movie discussion board
Grayson Johnson
Andrew Turner
>insufferable cunt is /ourguy/
Sounds about right