Movie trailer

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky

Nah, he's going to be killed by a team of multiracial women.

>ear shattering fart noise

I'd like it better if as he went through the city he had something like a hell storm around him. Being in his radius would subject the area to unspeakable horror. A darkness would blanket the area. Would also open up the possibility for different monsters and creative death/torture/rape and other fucked up scenes from these monsters. Maybe even turn the citizens themselves mad. All the while a gigantic Cthulhu looms. Just strolling through the city. Not really destroying anything himself. Just a gigantic vessel, harbinger of pure evil.

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Lovecraft was a fucking racist asshole, so I refuse to support any of his works.

This would be a lot better. Of course have him maybe walk through a building or two.

why do you keep reposting this?

why would Cthulhu physically destroy a city when his mere presence makes everyone go mad?

Welp, Time to watch ITMOM

Are saying that trump is basically cthulhu?

yet he was a fascist as whole who had a unique imagination that none have successfully copied also he was a good boy dindu nothing

no, Cthulhu could actually run the country successfully.

>his mere presence makes everyone go mad
NO NO NO
It was discovering that there are things far bigger than humans in an era of pure Anthropcocentrism that drove them insane.

Cthulu would just be a Kaiju event for most people nowadays. We know we are a bit of dust in the universal scale. We are not sat next to God in space.

This needs to be made.

10/10
Would watch

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OH NO NO NO

*breathes in*
*leans back*

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>OH NO NO NO
Is this a new nigger meme?

lovecraftian is the second worst genre after high fantasy

>fascist
Not exactly appropriate. He was pretty racist, even by the standards of his day (to the point he had to hide it from his friends, and only expresed it to the fullest extend through the ''metaphors'' in his work), and anti-semitic as per standard, but overall he should be best described as xenophobic. After all, he was disgusted even by cultures he admired, like Arabs, Kurds and their practices of Islamic mysticism. All, in all, it's pretty funny he married a jewish Slavic woman, considering he didn't think highly of either of them, even considering Russians ''subhuman rabble'' that is destroying the fabric of Boston.

*team of multiracial lesbian women with gay black dude in a team.

/ourguy/

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>Cthulhu's skin bursts in sparkles but he's unharmed
>two A-10 pass by, one gets hit by Cthulhu's wing

/earshatteringfartnoise/ cinematic universe when