What are some movies about being inadequate in every single way as a man?
What are some movies about being inadequate in every single way as a man?
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Fight Club
>untalented
>impatient
>inactive
>no sense of humour
>unintelligent
>cowardly
>too immature to appreciate alcohol
>proud of all this
Are all numales like this?
Dobson is truly absurdist numale humor
>too immature to appreciate alcohol
lol, this is a stretch.
>paint
isn't he supposed to be an artist? wtf
Why do nu-males hate alcohol so much?
>Dobson
>Artist
what? i'm a numale and i'm drunk right now faggot
inside llewyn davis is about constant failure
try that
because alcohol brings out people's inner character, so getting drunk would force these people to face their true self, which is shitty whiny attention craving babies with zero personality.
t.manchild
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I don't like alcohol, but I like getting drunk. What does that make me?
that's quite the burn coming from you
Bevause they have the taste of a child. They still drink soft drinks, eat sugary cereals for breakfast and watch childrens movies about absurd superheroes because they can't face the reality that they're 30 now and society expects better of them.
>too immature to appreciate alcohol
Is this a joke?
Someone scared of puking?
You may consider my stuff better or worse, but I certainly do not take stupid shortcuts nor give harmfully bad advice to beginners.
>he actually watches sports
40 Year Old Virgin
Goundhog Day
Failure to Launch
Numales craft beer all the time
When I beat this useless piece of shit to death with my bare hands, his next-of-kin can add:
>8. Defend myself
>antialiasing
you keep using that word. i don't think it means what you think it means.
Real men drink. It's been that way for centuries and it always will be. Some people on here will make excuses about how alcohol is "degenerate" or "bad for your health", but they're just trying to cover the fact that they're pathetic lightweights.
Did you start drinking at 30? I can appreciate alcohol but I don't think maturity has anything to do with it. 14 year olds can appreciate alcohol, and not necessarily the more mature among them.
Homosexual
>Real men drink
I don't know, man. That's kind of cosmetic, it's like saying that real men wear beards. The truth is, real men kill. We're a society of pansies because killing other humans is deemed illegal.
>Real men drink.
Way too many accomplished men don't, so this generalization doesn't hold up.
>this is not the only way [...] nor is it necessarily the best way
you might not give bad advice to beginners but your "art" is just plain harmful
I mean fuck, you make dobsons inflation fetish look pretty normal
Hey look, I found a picture of you
14 year olds don't appreciate alcohol. They just drink vodka cokes and alco-pops which just tastle like soda with the sole intention of getting drunk.
>absurd superheroes
What distinguishes an "absurd" superhero from a regular one?
I guess it's just a thing of taste, I mean yeah, my drawings are really weird, also water is wet and fire is hot.
Ant-Man is absurd, the Crimson Bolt is not.
I didn't necessarily say any of them weren't absurd, though the Sam Raimi Spiderman movies and the Nolan and Burton Batman movies are the only acceptable ones for adults to enjoy.
Skip the foreplay and kill yourself.
Isn't Dobson worse than numales, he is like the same level as Chris Chan.
Her
500 Days of Summer
I don't know why these manchildren don't just turn conservative and have a family. Nothing gives you an excuse to like manchild stuff than having a son or a tomboyish daughter.
>Real men drink. It's been that way for centuries and it always will be
much longer then centuries. at least several thousand years if i know my history. and not that i don't mostly agree with you but you can't know the future mate
>Way too many accomplished men don't, so this generalization doesn't hold up.
being accomplished doesn't make you a man. the creator of facebook and that other dude(elon musk maybe?) are NOT men in any sense of the term.
>don't just turn conservative and have a family.
hahaha yeah it's that easy retard
>lmao opinions man
>still trying to put other people down to feel better about yourself
don't act surprised when people are hostile towards you when you are the one who is asshole and you are no better than the person you are attacking
Are you defending Dobson?
different user but are you serious? no one on earth would defend that faggot, not even himself. i don't even think tumblr likes him
It's the definition of easy; people have been doing it forever.
You're unable to function as a person if you can't settle down. Sorry for calling you out for being a manchild.
No not really, I'm just saying that maybe you oughta just stay quiet or at least drop trip if you want to shit on other peoples drawings
pot, kettle
>just man up and marry a single mom goy, pay for tyrone's kids
nah fuck you cuck
an alcoholic
en.wikipedia.org
Can you look through this entire list and say there isn't a single man among them?
That's not true, they drink beer and whiskey and enjoy the taste of it (at least the teens I spent my teenage with did) because once your body associates the taste with the intoxication it begins to crave it. here is nothing mature about liking the taste of alcohol, the maturity is in the way you consume or not consume it.
I was just wondering, since that other user says I should expect people being hostile towards me if I call shit on dobson
Oh please, I don't need you to tell me how to post, and that logic of "If you attack someone you're the same as them" is just infantile.
P.S.: Go to bed Dobson
>muh toxic masculinity
>Fruit wallpaper
I chuckled
If for nothing else, a bare minimum that could be said about numales is that they exist in plural, while Dobson is forever cursed to remain a solitary figure of inflated, but still remarkably flimsy ego.
Trump doesn't drink and he's chad af as well as being the most powerful person in the world.
Also lmao@saying Elon Musk isn't a man. The dude is a self-made billionaire, has six kids, and only fucks blonde models.
Don't let them bully you MentalCrash, your stuff has brought me many wonderful faps.
>If you attack someone you're the same as them
That's not what I'm saying
I'm saying you are just as shit artist and you draw even more deranged fetish shit
and you are the one who attacked him, not the other way around so it really just makes you not just as shit artist but more of an asshole
Oh look everyone, we found the bitter MGTOW.
>300 dpi
>large
>Trump doesn't drink
I was going to mention that, but didn't want to derail the discussion more than it already has been, calling Trump a retard or maniac or whatever, as if a billionaire, head of state, and noted womanizer isn't a "man."
>you draw even more deranged fetish shit
So? You say that like I keep it secret, and I didn't "attack" him for fapping to inflation, I "attacked" him for spreading bad advice that could be highly harmful for beginners.
Nah, I'll save my white genes thanks. Nothing makes me happier than knowing America will be 3/4 Pedro, Tyrone, and Achmed in the future, and they'll be split roasting Sup Forums's daughters while Sup Forums languishes in a cheap nursing home.
>The truth is, real men kill. We're a society of pansies because killing other humans is deemed illegal.
>You say that like I keep it secret
no I don't, I'm just saying you are literally the same, shit art and deranged fetish cartoons
> I didn't "attack" him for fapping to inflation
lrn2read, I didn't even imply that at any point
Yeah, he's virtue signalling that he's entirely "non-threatening" and guaranteed not to make any prospective gal pal feel bad about herself.
>inflated
Requesting the classic "I'm gonna make a comic out of the when I get home" Dobson bear comic
>being accomplished doesn't make you a man
I mean, the only people who say shit like this are NEETs who have never accomplished anything to be proud of.