/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Dougie Jones>Dale Cooper Edition

/tpg/ does FWWM:
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/tpg/ sings Just You:
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more like dale pooper lol

Who /jackpot/ here?

haha

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what if he just never wipes?

he just poops and leaves?

its only been like week maybe 2 in show universe so his butt might not be too bad depending on how many poops he's taken.

I shall post this only once.

/tpg/, I sincerely hope that you and your brethren are ready for Part 14 to become quite U N P L E A S A N T.

Here
check em

He gets that girl from his office (the one who watched him do the pee dance) to wipe it.

I love you unpleasantposter

I am check em'

kek

Close enough, but not really

Another day to be CUTE!

FUCK GERMANY

Who is sitting next to Cooper?

Eddie "Never Ever" Vedder

Laura

>needing a sign that you only take cash

Either Big Ed's in a huge financial hole or he's into some sketchy shit.

Both, maybe?

Janey-E

Option 3
He's technologically retarded.

Laura. The color of her sweater matches up with the one in the leaks :^)

Do you need any snacks?

Audrey and the midget.

>Dougie will never sit on your bed and eat chips
Why even live?

Mr.... Jackpots

even live

so, according to google

>That said, the normal range spans three times a day to once every three days, meaning the average person poops approximately once a day


if we assume dougie is pooping once a day. and hasn't been wiping, and its been about a week or 2 in show universe then he must have a pretty smelly and crusty butt.


possible solutions to this huge plot hole

>janey e is wiping his butt
>hes taking showers and cleaning it that way

he does seem pretty well groomed and dressed every morning so its possible janey and dougie are having some sexy times in the shower.

He oughta get together with these two and dig himself out of the shit.

hellOooOOOooOOoooo

>dubs
HELLLLLOOOOO-oooooo-OOOOO

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I discovered this actually works. Try it.

OOOH MR JACKOPOTS
THE DUBS IT COME OUT OF YOUR POST

>Dougie will never positively influence your life

not true he already has :3

HELOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOO

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THANK YOU MR JACKPOTS OH THANK YOU

Who does dougie learn the "points at self and says name" thing from? I can't remember.

>that hairline
JUST

someone needs to make a compilation video of every character saying "dougie"

Thanks Dougie

Randy at the casino, I think

Why does coop look so serious?

Reminder that part 14 already leaked
youtube.com/watch?v=OZCK9Xfhsm8

This is, excuse me, a DAMN CUTE cup of coffee!

No. He's 60.
It's only just if you're under 45.

>No. He's 60.
>don't believe you
>check
>its true

wow I thought he was like early 50s

i must suck at faces.

Once we've dubbed the opening to ep 1 we should dub Dougie scenes like a sitcom

Dougie was cute for the first couple of episodes, but it ain't funny anymore. Why drag it out for hours and hours and most of the new series? Either I got Lynched or Lynch lost it.

I'm not caught up on all the theories.
Can anyone explain what the ringing sound in Ben's assistant's office was?

everyone should record themselves laughing and we can make our own laugh tracks

also we need a cool sitcom intro. should we base it off of an existing one or create our own? is there a sitcom with a dougie like character?

Coop is never coming back is he?

Ten things you may have missed in this episode of twin peaks

>Either I got Lynched or Lynch lost it.
I wonder which one is it.

you got lynched. dougie is the best part of the new season.

Dougie is life.
The perfect counterbalance to Evil Cooper.

He spreads positivity everywhere he goes.
I'm gonna cry when he wakes up.

Mr bean?

It is the exact opposite effect for me. I hated his arc for the first couple of episodes where every scene was just people yelling at him but starting from the midget attack his plotline just gets better and better.

that's why this season is so terrible
>LOL MUH DOUGIE 420 BLAZE IT MEDITATIONAL

Does anyone have the WebM of Dougie, the bros, and the girls dancing threw the halls at the insurance agency?

It was the lady who got trapped in the door knob

>Why drag it out for hours and hours and most of the new series?
To put the Cooper fags in their place that Cooper is not the center of Twin Peaks

blaze it

nah

It's Mr. C pretending to be Cooper.

Cute bubble butt

what did he mean by this?

Twin Peaks they calls it because there's two peaks and they are also what the lodges are.

stop objectifying laura, losers

>>You might have missed it but james hurler played at the road house!

>pretending

there is a portal to the black lodge in his bowels. THe logs end up in the black lodge

>no black eyes
>Dougie can't even open a door
Nah, it's Awakened Cooper.

>THe logs end up in the black lodge
this is symbolized by the Packard sawmill

I was thinking of editing more scenes with laughtracks, but I don't know about the dubbing part. I'd be down for it if you want to contribute with some vocaroos. Laugh, cry, boo, get angry or shout some names and I'll see what I can do.

comparing the press coverage for the show to the actual thing is hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=3VwbkAMfFlU

so how do you poop or pee in the lodges?
how do you eat?

would cooper get food every now and then?

or were the pancakes and coffee the first thing hes eaten/drink in 25 years?

>a lot hasn't change, a lot is still steady the way it was
lmao

you need to go through the red curtains until you find the room above the convenience store.

Once there, you need to sit quietly for hours.

at that point, the shit, it comes out of your ass

Judy is positive about this

We'll I'd rather do the pilot opening first sinse it has the most lines, we could have some anons just laugh and what ever later on when there's more people.

>they don't want it all over the place

>haha it's the same thing xd,fans dont want it all over the place
>Only 1/3rd of the show takes place in Twin Peaks
Even the cast were lynched.

t. Harold Smith

And what wisdom is that Sheryll Finn?

Is it the book down the lane

It's good that the show was all over and not just in twin peaks to be honest. Setting was already stale

the only one who didn't get lynched was kyle as he was the only one who read the script.

i honestly wonder if this is true. Does anyone see there twitter reactions or are they not allowed?

James sounds really enthusiastic about the show, I really hope they gave him a bigger role in this season than a meme song :(

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That guy at the end is probably in these generals

Guys, if the nukes come, how do we watch the last 5 final episodes?
I'm legit considering a bunker (since I live in a definitive impact area) with internet so I can watch the rest on the Brazillian Netflix using VPN (cause Brazil won't get hit and the Showtime servers will prolly get destroyed).

I'd only need rations for 5 weeks anyway.

I remember how dreadful the (non) marketing campaign was, centered around nostalgia trash merchandise, and everyone talking about the good old days.

Now I know why, they literally had no material they could show that would give the impression it was anything like the old show.

Also Lynch, bless him, did not allow them to use fuckall for trailers. I'm so glad this show has no teasers or trailers for upcoming episodes.

>that faggot at the end
LOL

>Lynch's favourite film is Lolita
really, REALLY makes you think
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-OjCRRBnZc

This scene will repeat at the very end of the season, before Eddie Vedder's Roadhouse performance.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkXMnOLrN4M

If the nuke comes, there won't be more episodes, there won't be more of anything.
I swear to god, Kim, please PLEASE at least wait until part 18.

That's bullshit, it started humming the first time Coop went through number 3 outlet. If anything its the actual Cooper's mind and when Dougie Coop goes through number 15, he'll come out in the Great Northern.

nuclear war is a meme, it's not gonna happen.

Doesn't make any sense to make this the very last scene, though. I agree it is most definitely a flash-forward but it's not going to be the last scene.