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In order to buy an advertising slot on my website, you must complete a quiz that proves your dedication to my comic. 1) What do I enjoy the most? 2) What scares me the most? 3) Who is my best friend? - Answers: 1) Nothing. 2) Everything. 3) Little Debbie Snack Cakes

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I thought answer 1 would be nugs

Is Whomp's only joke "Ronnie hates himself"?

Is that literally just the whole comic?

I'm actually a little disturbed.

Well sometimes Ronnie hates other stuf and sometimes other people hate ronnie

And sometimes Ronnie is happy but then he realizes he's happy without reason and gets angry.

Also anime.

Post favorite Whomp comics

This one too

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Shit, got the last one wrong.

>putting ice in your drink

Enjoy your watery soda!

Sure, I love Ronnie threads

This one's so true it's scary

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I don't understand this.

Is he upset that he forgot to bring his drink?

Whatever happened to panda?

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I don't remember

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M dude is alwaysd such a nice guy...

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This is the pinnacle of self-depreciating humor.

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I know that feel

Yes

>Tfw he shills his own comic
fucking disgraceful

> covering your ice with soda

Enjoy your ants

It's Ronnie. He's drinking something sugary and non-alcoholic.

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I actually think this may be Ronnie's magnum opus. Because goddamn that was an effective way to tell a joke.

My sister was convinced her boyfriend and I were mad at her because we end texts with periods

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idk why but his crying always gets me

SIMON'S RUN OFF!

WITH THE KNIVES!

This one got me

Aggy took it to the Zoo she works at because Ronnie was neglecting it, which explains why it hadn't appeared in the comic for ages up until that point

Man how fat and lame is Steven the Seagull nowadays?

>3) Who is my best friend?
>3) Little Debbie Snack Cakes

>not McNuggets

Yeah what the fuck

They are obviously false answers to throw off advertisers. True Whomp fans know the answers already.

McNuggets aren't a real friend, they're an enabler. He's been trying to distance himself from that relationship. That's why he unconsciously sent a clone assassin to go kill Ronald McDonald.

Also recently real life Ronnie posted a comic saying he actually doesn't like McNuggets that much despite people thinking he does, so there's a chance he's trying to slowly disassociate them from his character.

Look man, You can befriend a cake, we all have been there, but for nugs to be your friend, you shall befriend every single one, and eat them a few seconds later, nugs can be a lot of things, but not really friend material

Snack cakes come in a box of several, just like nuggets do, though.

And sometimes, he gets a girlfriend but inevitably fucks it up.

And sometimes he doesn't feel well and we get the guy who talks funny

I just noticed the keyboard was on his belly. I always thought it was a box of food.

These are the answers I gave as I read:
1) chicken nuggies
2) yourself
3) anime

He uses a hoverboard instead of running whenever his legs are off camera. I'm not joking

This one brings something to mind:
this guy's supposed to be asian, right? like some chinese investor

1. Nugs
2. Lack of nugs
3. Nugs

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>tfw this strip is literally me
>tfw I still have a Vegeta jersey that doesn't fit me that much anymore

Just end me.

Sometimes I forget that Ronnie made fun of CAD

Back in elementary I had an orange DBZ shirt with SSJ3 Goku and I think Kid Buu, back when DBZ was on some sort of hiatus right after Vegeta tried sacrificing himself, so it was still a year or two before we'd see them.

>mfw I did this and still have the shirt that I can't wear

>mfw I did this
>mfw I actually lost weight

I mean honestly that's just derivative of hating himself. Honestly who would subject themselves to such drivel if they didn't hate themselves.

Has Ronnie ever gone to therapy?

Have you or I?

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And he just got comfortable and everything.

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I have, yes.

Huh

I have too. I don't think it did much good.

Whomp gets really dark out of nowhere at times.

I had to look this one up to confirm that it is indeed pizzas with a burger in between. Now why you would do that instead of putting burger meat on pizzas, I have no idea.

You gotta put the cheese side inside so your hands don't get as messy.

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Heh

I don't know this one

This can never be topped.

I can relate to this one the most

Badasses like Bill Bradsky.

My opinion differs.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN, JERK!

Ronnie is streaming right now.
twitch tv whompronnie

The best Whomp comics are the ones not about Ronnie. Don't get me wrong, I love the sad fat man jokes. but these other ones are so much better.

Just spent a solid minute laughing at that

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I'm not sure how to feel about this one

TOO SPOOKY

That is my exact setup, except the giant LCD is in front and the actual monitor is to my left.

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>Joker kills Harley Quinn

The pancake advice is so very true.
Also works for waffles or anything else that might have some kind of sauce on it.

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>The titles that make it to American comics-shop shelves have passed through a battery of filters designed to strain out the junk and allow only the best work being produced in Japan to come through

It's funny because what killed off a lot of the anime and manga distributors in the mid 2000's boom was that they'd license any old garbage just to fill up their catalogs.

>gif

>ronnie wishes he was loss

Just gotta eat your burger with chopsticks.

Holy fucking shit

Well, that editorial is from 1994, so obviously they lost their way shortly after.

it got brought back to the zoo.

It's the angle of his face that fucking gets me.

Reading Whomp is like taking a long look in the mirror

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