Welcome to the Russian embassy! Would you please show me your passport?

>Welcome to the Russian embassy! Would you please show me your passport?

What do?

Show them my passport.

as you can see, I am white

I trust there is no need for papers

What is this? Why these invalid questions?

What's the problem with your passport?

Show them my passport.

WTF I hate embassies now

damit even the cripples in russia are hotter then Miss Germany

Pull out my katana.

Am I being detained? Am I free to go? I don't need some commie pinko cripple touching my papers! Fuck off this is America! Everywhere I stand becomes America!

Remember I'm filthy Americantzi without a visa and apply for asylum and promising to tell delicious national secrets.

ay bby u want sum fuk?

whats with the cripple obsession?

fpbp

Haha... which one

*opens duffle bag filled with foreign passports, a hand gun and thousands of foreign dollars*

>she wets herself when she realizes i am a western spy
>I whisper to her, "where is Putin?"
>"I couldn't tell you.... the KGB would have me killed."
>"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me"

wheel her back to my place

I use the Russian passport holders' entry if there is one.

Mate, all this beauty competitions are corrupted. Miss Moscow pic related

>even cripple girls are hotter than the average western woman

Ask her on a date. I have a thing for physically disabled girls especially deaf ones.


HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! MUNNNNNNNNNA! NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNNGA!

A cripple is cool too though.

>tfw have a crippling handicap fetish

At least she's not a shitskin (yet).

Show her

>dis dick! Yee booi

make hotwheels jokes
maybe tip her over if she doesn't laugh

>moscow
>tajik infested shithole
seems about right

AM I BEING DETAINED

AM I FREE TO GO

SHOW ME YOUR BADGE NUMBER

dayum hans your women are not that ugly

sure brate

Who are you

Shove that flag in her wheelchair and walk away. I'm American, and I don't need to show no chink my passport.

Whoa

Who are you?

Kek

I'd tell her that I could have her rolled into a real country in less than 30 seconds. Because there might be Soviet goons ready to shoot her: "Blink twice, if yes."

R A R E
A
R
E

My hands are full, can you grab it out of my front pocket...

Like this, but with me behind her...

Я3445Ф4BA

You are literally autistic.

I'd say I remember seeing this post six months ago and I am certain it was a misanthropic Norwegian pleb who was the OP.

GDE MAMA???

V KRYMU

That's the joke

Walk up a steep hill. Or some stairs.

AM I BEING DETAINED????

VZYAT MENYA K KRYMA

>Unknown

Itsa me! Mario!

PRIVIET, CYKA BLYAT!!

Bruh where is your crest on your flag

Dick her if you know what I mean

That literally say Asch'f Lshtshfum

Americanetz*
Americantzi is plural.

>a.gif

>ap.gif

AP is Asian pacific what the fuck is A?

I'll show you this dick

Sister?

Is that Matt Damon?

Are you like 15 yo? It's a Jason Bourne film

Yes.

WANT TO MAKE A STICKY MESS ON MUMMYS PRETY DRESS

A ruskie killed in Nice.

A penis

>unzips dick

beat the shit out of that cripple, and demanding to be checked by a valid person

Cum on her face

Jesus christ
Rullestolposting has come to Sup Forums. What a time to be alive

>What do?

Show dik

so uh does your pussy still work?

Underrated

What ARE you?

Her mouth surely works

Dude, is this your channel? So much Natalia.

Fucking France!

a.gif is a1 which is anonymous proxy.

>tfw no wheelie gf

Push her chair over and fuck her. Its not rape if she can't feel my dick sliding up into her numbgina

Are the girls that hot? Should I learn Russian?

try to lift her body so that one could get access to her anal to lick it afterwards

Hello friends

>Should I learn Russian?
it's impossible. Not every language is as primitive as English.

...

>I'll only need to take a quick peek at your privilege certification, sir. Then of course we can proceed with your complimentary blowjob. It sure is great being white!

aw you're still alive

Based polan

such a good game

>this much english from a russian

It would go more like this:
>Passport!

The moment she see the gun you are fucked m8

Yes, of course sir. I apologize for any inconvenience this may of caused you. If you'll just follow the the gentleman there to the complementary taxi.

>such a bluepilled game

FTFY

I've seen you before you cunt! Can't save your fucking flag .gif!

run away

Flip shit.

Put her in an oven

>unknown

What the fuck are you?

I'd turn around and point at my shart stained gym shorts and say "You mean this passport?"

*unzips*

No, Krym is a total shithole, I was there a week ago. Absolutely Ukrainian due to the number of hohol. Absolutely halal due to the HUGE amount of mudslims. Shitty place, nuff said

unless he's using it as an adjective, "i am american" vs. "i am an american". too bad russian doesn't really have articles, lol

want to mount mummy and play fuck :3
no
yucky hohol
этo нe, я мoгy :)

ceйчac я yмeю гoвopить c мaмa

...

Show passport, but I would still be puzzled (why do you speak English? How did I get here? Why do you need my passport?).