Who's the best girl for Bruce?

Who's the best girl for Bruce?

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Nobody, he deserves to die alone and unloved.

>turning Catwoman into a cat against her will
That's kinda harsh, Zatanna.

Gotham.

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She already mindraped her into being a better person once, is it really that much worse than body-raping her into a fluffy animal?

>tfw she's not going to be blackwashed in the DCEU.

This.

Just mindrape everyone into being a better person. Fix everything.

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go away timm

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Talia. Fuck off, Selinafags.

>rapist being a good match for somebody
devin grayson pls

Nah, though I wouldn't mind Alfred trying a relationship with her if he gets tired of theatre sluts.

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>rapist
Fuck off Morrison.

WONDER WOMAN ;D

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She might he a latina

Talia is also passed around like the slut she is by her bodyguards and fucks brain-damaged teenage boys.

This is all canon, mind you.

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My brother.

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That is bitter sweet. Pale skin, black hair, blue eye is the female look I find most attractive. Latinas are fine, but still don't fit that mold I like so much. DCEU already shit diarrhea in my face with Gadot as Wondy, I'm just waiting for them to take another steaming dump down my throat with Zatanna.

That's Dick as Batman.

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Who cares, Grayson sucks, let Batman have a piece of alien pussy.

She didn't know that at the time.

another piece, you mean

he's fucked a new god

...yes she did

Yeah, they did it to spite a nobody in an imageboard.

Selina slept with half of Gotham and is a dyke.
This is also canon.

It was a dream user.
She was upset about Dick not loving her anymore and him being Batman

Bruce and Bekka never copulated

there are truly few things finer in this life

Don't forget that Talia slept with Azrael and Bane.

Go away, Palmiotti and Conner, you disgusting freaks!

Disgusting.

Batman dies alone because he gave it all for Gotham and she picked that slut Tim as her husbando.

Fuck the writers that want to give that crippled piece of PTSD a happy ending.

Not just specifically me, but everyone who liked the character to begin with. It's shitting on the existing fanbase to pander to a sociopolitical movement. Additionally, it doesn't actually accomplish anything other than tokenism.

Cass is his adopted daughter, you sick fuck! What do you think Bruce is? Woody Allen?

>What do you think Bruce is? Woody Allen?
...What do you mean, he isn't? What kind of bullshit are you trying to sell me now?

Is Orion wearing him like a belt? No? Then he didn't fuck her.

they will all be half his age if certain writers have their way with it

>Hal Jordan and Batman eating at a place with underaged waitresses
You know which one.

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

Nope. She's already with her love of her life

I ship Batman and Wonder Woman hard, despite being a Wonder Woman fan first and foremost.

I think that having Batman as a love interest creates a lot of story potential.

Neither of those things are canon you slut-shaming conservative

See

They totally did, even Orion acknowledged it.

To be honest, Selina sleeps around a lot. In the Post-Crisis continuity she was even a single mom who gave away her kid.

You can see from the text there that she didn't.
Wishful thinking.

Orion didn't acknowledged shit.

is it still canon?

Easy with the trigger there partner

To be fair, Harley Quinn gives no fuck about Poison Ivy.

Harley, for example, never infiltrated Blackgate or Arkham Asylum to free Ivy, or fought the Joker to protect Ivy, but she did this for a random guy she was in love with.

It was this Mason guy.

Harley treats Ivy as a sidekick.

Zatanna Zatara is Italian and Italians aren't white.

Since when did the manlet get taller than Starfire?

Zatanna has John Constantine. She doesn't need "Brucey".

>slut shaming
>shamed Talia for ''being a slut''
Women/nu-male ''''''''''''''''''''''logic'''''''''''''''''''''''''

That's so cute.

Bruce deserves to die alone, unloved, unwanted, despised, miserable and full of regrets.

Bruce needs to suffer. Gotham demands it.

First of all Pfeifer's run is widely recognized as character-destroying garbage. There's a reason that shit is never acknowledged anywhere.

Second, so what if she's a slut? Bruce is a slut too.

>Bruce is a slut too.

Shut your whore-mouth. Bruce is pure! Pure!

And she literally never got over it.

the most forbidden love

Waaaaaait, did she... did she fuck Terry?

If you can't see the difference between the two then I feel sorry for you.

>Wishful thinking.
Try reading the issue user
Titans #16

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

And the fact that you suck at it.

And the worst possible idea if they go with that bitch Eiza Gonzalez.

this

Bruce is a completely garbage person.
Nobody should be burdened with that.

But she did break into Arkham to save Ivy, in the Harley Annual A.K.A DUDE WEED LMAO issue, she also rescued Ivy from a bunch of assassins. Contrary to your beliefs, Harley does care about Ivy

Nah, just Bruce. Orion appears and gets upset and drags her off.

Not enough to go monogamous with her. Harley can't leave cocks behind.

JUSTICE

fucking terry literally has 10 different women lusting after his dick but he will only fuck his dumpy girlfriend

How do you feel about Green Arrow?

actually he had sex with another one

check the comics

Anybody got a screenshot of Alfred delivering nachos to Bruce in The Batman? In the bane episode.

He and Dinah deserve each other and their hotheadedness colliding is amusing.

>inb4 the rape

He also fucked Ten

That what you say, but comics say otherwise. One writers inability shouldn't be taken as a whole when others writers has shown the contrary

That's an elseworld, user.

Not a particularly good one either.

elseworld though

Doesn't destroy my point though. Dini, Kesel, Bennett had shown that Harley appreciate Ivy. Palmiotti and Conner shouldn't be taken as a proof that Harley doesn't love or take Ivy into account

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Probably Selina.

But if I were him, Zatanna all the way.

>I-I-It's different because it's a character i like!

No, Boco. Be honest, you'd definitely go for Harley Quinn.

Har har. Very funny.

Man, fuck that. The New Gods aren't define and helpless controlled by a single power.

Bekka isn't a nymphomaniac that needs to be watched and controlled by her husband Orion, otherwise she'll grind and hump everything that moves.

What i really hate is the implication that Orion is a cuck. This is the fucking Son of Darkseid, who has to use all his willpower and a fucking motherbox to keep all the evil and hate and savagery from overtaking him every second of every day. Does this sound like someone who'd take this shit?

Catwoman grew as a character and is too independent.

Talia is too evil and/or crazy and works better as an antagonist.

Barbara Gordon... the least said about that, the better.

Zatanna works better with the Vertigo-y characters and has John Constantine. her story as Bruce's childhood friend is also too sweet/bitter-sweet for something more to come out of it.

Wonder Woman works better with her own supporting cast and love interest, ie Steve Trevor, and cross-overs between franchises never work out, specially with the Bat-Office.

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy works better with the weird deal they have with each other or as a love triangle between the two and the Joker.

Bekka suffers as a character when paired with Batman and make Orion to come out as a cuck. It's a huge disrespect for the New Gods, akin to Big Barda and Superman doing a porno behind Mister Miracle's back.

Black Canary works better as a toxic and fiery couple with Green Arrow. They're too fun together for someone to mess that up.

Give Batman a dog or something, and let him die alone and miserable. It's what works better. Batman is a tragic character and should have a tragic end.