>Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."
>Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*
LMFAO she looks like a dog and that looks like dog food
Andrew Smith
queencucks are raging ITT
Thomas Ramirez
US KN is actually fun to watch though
Ethan Howard
If UK tv is so good, what are some good UK shows running right now. You can't name any can you. Because you cunts do 8 episodes of a good show once a decade and nothing good is actually on at any given moment.
Nicholas Kelly
Amerispics are delusional.
Aaron Baker
>Gordon doesn't like the food
>Kitchen Nightmares Sound Effect starts playing
Christopher Butler
>that pic i'm old and can safely say that i would rather masturbate to a literal goblin
Robert Young
>the virgin vs the chad
Why are UKfags so butthurt all the time?
Jonathan Smith
Ayyyyy
Jace Garcia
>shill yourself as a """"1st world country"""" >become mad when people talk about you
Eli Nelson
Frenchfag here, Rosbif cooking shows are actually some of the best if you actually want to cook food and not watch commercials with fake drama. Dog bless the BBC.
>mfw kitchen nightmares and nature programs are unironically the only shows that air in britain
Lincoln Evans
>and the server, is he black? >as the night sir >fucking hell...
Brody Jackson
The show is called "Kitchen Nightmares", not "Kitchen Tea Parties" anyway.
I doubt the shows are that different. Gordon is known for his cursing and attitude.
William Watson
now that's non-linear storytelling
Jace Cooper
why does he hate greeks?
Zachary Scott
I ain't no fucking bitch, chef.
Henry Howard
I like the faint "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" theme in the background.
Blake Bennett
they are very different.
t. someone who's watched both
Zachary Kelly
Do you feel intimidated by our expectation that the audience is semi-intelligent?
Levi Williams
It's not just ramsey...
Justin Torres
>sound effect when a plate is placed down
Adrian Nguyen
I once showed some friends from the UK It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and they didn't get it. They said it's just people yelling at each other.
I guess yelling is an American thing.
Ian Wilson
They are different. Both Gordon and the restaurants they choose. The UK ones seem down on their luck and actively try to work with Gordon to improve their menus. The American ones are more confrontational and resist Gordon every step of the way for some reason.
Landon Foster
ITT
>americans trying to defend their shitty television
Brody Barnes
German documentary would probably make some generalization about how the struggle of the spider symbolizes the futility of life and how everything is meaningless, it'll end by subtly implying you should kill yourself.
Julian Brown
they are different. while he does curse on the uk version he's much more civilized and you can usually see him guiding people instead of just shouting at them into being better owners/chefs.
Nathan Allen
To be fair Always Sunny gets that from American normies too.
Hudson Richardson
He shouts at them in the US version because we resist him every goddamn time, it's nonsensical. You brought this man to help you and you reject his advise.
hey guys, let's all laugh at how bad these reality TV shows are
normal human reaction:
>haha
american reaction
>AHAHAHA BRITBONGISTANI HAVEN'T YOU GOT SHARIA TO DO BTFO I LIKE THE SOUNDS BECAUSE THEY KEEP ME INTERESTED MAGA TRUMP KEK KEK
Adam Thomas
He also antagonises them a lot more. In the British one he certainly insults the cooking a lot, but he tries to be conciliatory and get down to fixing problems. In the US one he starts yelling immediately and calling everyone retarded, then as soon as someone fights back he doubles down. Makes for more dramatic television that way, especially if you take what would be pretty calm and small arguments and exchanges of insults and use a whole bunch of zooms and sound effects.
Levi Foster
She looks American tho, must be her size which confused me
Camden Walker
they reject his advice on the uk version just as much.
also, if you're looking for reasons - they might just be in it for the publicity they might think he's faking most of it, saying shit tastes bad just to fit in the formula for example
Christian Sullivan
>Americans making fun of European cuisine, as he eats a fast food burger made out of 51% low-grade beef byproducts and yellow processed cheese food, and gulp downs his extra large 2200-calorie milkshake not made out of real milk.
Chase Butler
Aha, are you alright mate? You seem to be taking all this a bit personally. Don't be throwing a wobbler now.
Christopher Clark
From what I've seen in the UK version they don't outright insult Gordon.
While he does come hard out the gate, the US owners do too.
Adam Torres
I think it's mostly about attitude. In the UK I think the attitude is that he's there to help and they (for the most part) put their personal feelings aside. In the US one, people can't separate their emotions from the criticism and think that when he says their food sucks, they take it as a personal attack rather than constructive. Of course there's UK ones where the owners freak out, and US ones with humble owners/chefs but it's rarer on both fronts.
Jeremiah Collins
>Because I know whats gonna happen, it somehow makes me right
Grayson Morales
Because we invent all the tv shows.
Nicholas Allen
The US one also has some weird family drama involved.
There's always some dad that invested 90% of his retirement fund into the place without thinking what buying and owning a restaurant takes.
Brayden Reyes
It's not even Gordon's personality mostly. It's that the UK producers are trying to make a show about turning around a failing business and the results, meanwhile the US producers are going for some weird jump-cut, bickering, shouting match with artificially inseminated drama; because the audiences are different.
Oliver Collins
??
american television is literally aids
Fuck your hysterical dramatic bullshit culture
Thomas Ortiz
>Gordan goes to Vietnam >"It aint me" doesn't start playing
mfw
Luis White
>Amerifats call chips fries
Isaiah Adams
>bongs call chips crisps
Gavin Adams
Who, the UK or US?
Seems that most programs are invented either by the Brits or the Dutch, oddly.
Isaiah Jones
yeah, well, i will say that this is partly gordon being more confrontational in the us version, partly because the us version is set in a more "reality"-infused day and time, and partly because americans
Jose James
>dutchfags call crisps chips and chips fries(friet)
Liam Butler
Crumpet TV >Everyone is having a monotone bland conversation. Not suspense, urgency, or stress is ever implied. Yet at the same time it's supposed to show how frantic things are getting. One british faggot is muttering in a lisp filled voice to Ramsey "oh fuck me, fuck me, this is horrible"
Audience falls asleep.
American TV >Everyone is yelling, carrying out orders, busying themselves. Somethings go out wrong or not fast enough; the audience knows because the tone rises. Tension is felt all through the kitchen.
Audience is watching a gladiatorial event.
You're a Bitch OP.
Jason Rogers
And the same "drama" happens in every episode. Relaunch night something always goes wrong. Even if it's something minor, they blow it up and make a huge deal about it. I remember one episode everything was going fine, but then in a hurry one of the chefs plated the spaghetti and meatballs wrong and it didn't look perfect and Gordon flipped his shit.
People always sending back food and shit. Who does that on a regular basis? These people are invited out by the show and they think they're going to impress Ramsey by suddenly being all cultured and knowledgeable. Any other day of the week they'd eat that shit no problem.
Logan Brooks
waitress shits on the food she's serving
there's old chicken in the same refrigerator as the cooked chicken
mom and dad hate each other
dad finally caves and admits he's fucking up
and some crying daughters
then the dad and the daughters cry together
then the brother who has been an asshole the whole episode starts crying too
then Chef gives them food to serve and everyone cries
they fuck up a little bit on the last service but it went okay for the most part
>oi they messed with the fiah and they was burned. Now with my help they've found a way to cool off
that's every episode of kitchen nightmares US minus the one with the crazy blonde baker and her violent boyfriend
Kayden Gomez
That's like 30 episodes tops.
Mason Martinez
To be honest America didn't want any of that shit in the first place. Horrible reality tv was forced upon us around the early 2000s. It was like a tidal wave of shit we didn't want to see.
America was pretty well content with it's shows and movies that it already had. The problem with reality TV was that when one Jew saw the amount of shekels the other Kike was making, then they all turned their programming to this form of kikery.
If Americans had TRUE control over their TV, the difference between us and Caliphate land would be night and day.
Asher Ramirez
>Americans will let their children watch chainsaw massacre violence daily, but someone pops out a nipple at the Superbowl and everyone dies of hysteria
Funny, the 30% of Americans or whatever embarrassing percentage it is that manage to get a passport and be a bit more worldly are generally interesting and decent folk, but there's so much human trash in that country regardless of skin colour.
>Gorden comes in and saves their restaurant >The owner(s) revert back to their old selves >Gorden returns a year later, and discovers it's been closed down >When interviewed, the owners blame the bad economy
Asher Parker
We're an easily bored people. We need loud noises and bright lights to stay occupied.
Caleb Powell
Little nigger lover.
Christian Bailey
They even have commercial breaks during newscasts
Jose Myers
>It was like a tidal wave of shit we didn't want to see. >If Americans had TRUE control over their TV, the difference between us and Caliphate land would be night and day.
Aww diddums.
No tears now, only dreams my diabetic ally. Enjoy mass anti-intellectualism and being treat like slave-drones.
Dominic Martin
underrated video
Leo Roberts
theres one episode of hells kitchen usa where they literally edit it to sound like someones being attacked with a knife Before it cuts to break it does a little 'up next sequence' >"What are you doing? Put down that knife!" >"OH GOD" >cuts to black literally nothing of the sort happened aftet the break kek
Juan White
...
Colton Ross
I downloaded all of them through a torrent years ago. Just search around a bit, you'll find them.
Joseph Rodriguez
>I doubt the shows are that different. It's like night and day man. The editing and soundtrack of the US version is obnoxious as fuck. Also, more commercial breaks, and they have product placement in the show too.
Lincoln Ward
>America didn't want any of that shit in the first place There are hoards of retards that eat that shit up. Don't deny it.
Jaxson King
Oh yeah I completely agree. Dude we've got faggots supporting Transgender "rights". I don't deny that they're dumbing us down. Why do you think so many Americans are turning extremist against shit like this? Because we know that they are dumbing us down.
Yes, the retards will eat that shit up. But guys like me turn of the TV.
Asher Mitchell
>25% commercials
How are you not rioting?
Oliver Bennett
Trash tv propagates for a reason, it makes money, and it makes money because people like it. The retards outnumber the reasonable people by a ridiculous margin. You should know this by now.
Jack Wood
at least yanks choose not to pay for their shitty you have to
Carson James
>paying for BBC with your tax dollars How are you not rioting?
Christopher Brown
DESU I just pirate everything.
Ethan Foster
>American TV is more fun >this makes me angry My only objection to that sort of reality show editing is when it's obviously fake (e.g. any show with a "live" audience). Or if it's just done by some jobber with no self awareness/sense of humor, but that's rarely the case these days.
There's nothing fun about the shit editing in KN's US version.
Michael Roberts
You guys pay for PBS, right? Except for pretty cheap we get a world-leading broadcaster with no adverts.
License fee isn't part of your taxes anyway, it's a semi-private company that tries to enforce it, except they have no real power and cannot enter your house without permission, much like the gas or electricity meter man.
That's why they go with all these threatening warning posters and stuff.
Logan Parker
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
Grayson Richardson
Americans were trained from birth to see nothing wrong with it. Did you know that a sizeable number of people tune in to watch the Super Bowl just for the ads?
Lincoln Powell
>You guys pay for PBS, right? An extremely small portion of the PBS's funds come from a government grant. Everything else is from donations and such.
Lincoln Morgan
I've seen really stubborn mothefuckers on the UK show too. But they are usualy like 70+ and don't want to accept that people don't want to eat their war rations any more.
But on the the US version, it's every episode, and the people are of all age ranges. What I never get on the US version is the waiter/waitress always acts smug too.
Cameron Martinez
Watch the 2017 Australian version with Marco Pierre White. I think they gave up with this one, because absolutely everything is scripted and really, really badly acted. Every one of them is a terrible actor and it makes the show cringeworthy, and they included the American death screech. For some reason, that Gaz fuckhead from Geordie shore is on the show. Australian television is bottom of the barrel, doesn't take much to entertain stoned bogans
William Martin
Those superbowl ads are entertaining though t. Ireland
