HAHAHAHA IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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how would Sup Forums have responded?

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>uhhh well you see i'm a millionaire and no longer fat while you're some basement dwelling fat autist who lives with his parents so, FUCK OFF

>lose weight, get fit, change clothes
>still beta

God imagine being him
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>Jonah Hill Stan


Those exist?

>no longer fat
just look at his fucking face

Holy fuck that's painful

it's probably "eyeronic"
That's due to a lack of bones

poor guy cant have a break

woof

its a joke.

THIS

weak response

jonah is a huge pussy. i would defend him but who remember when he went on fallon and crying during his apology cuz he told some faggot paparazzi "suck my dick faggot"

Holy shit that fuck cuckboi got OWNED!

It has to be fast and subtle. That one sounds too butthurt

Fatboi got owned desu.

Lmao. Based Brad. How the fuck have I not seen this in the Jonah threads before?

It would take you like 3 seconds to say that sentence

All clowns end being depressed. It's hard to endure your entire life being a joke

>when he went on fallon and crying during his apology
Link senpai

And he would seem salty as fuck, you gotta stay chill. And it's more like 5 seconds

He's getting fat again

This, it's just bantz you idiots.

>makes a living out of playing the fat guy in holywood
>not fat anymore
>journalist asks if he is getting treated as being the fat guy
>somehow this is bad
thats a pretty natural question

Nothing to see here folks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMz80FKusUA

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Nah he's right. Makes him sound mad as fuck.

>isjonahhillfat.com/

>AGAIN
Nigga this is old AS FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=nW0RK9ho4XY

try and catch up

Jonah Hill has always been more of a screenwriter than a go-to funny fat guy.

man. hard to watch

Came here to post this. This video is from like five years ago.

Self deprecation isn't novel anymore. That really was a retarded question.

>that kill me, i'm depressed and loney laugh he does after he answers the favorite housewife question
how do we save him

Christ what a blubbering fucking pussy.

>called someone a faggot

Get the fuck over it.

OP BTFO

disappointing desu

This is an ancient video. Surely you could've posted something more recent.

OH NO WE HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE LAST ONE YET
NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why do they bully him so much

the fact that its old doesn't matter. what matters is this isn't the first time he didn't have a response to a neg. now stop changing the subject and answer the question. how would you have responded?

>the fact that its old doesn't matter.
Yes it does, you out-of-the-loop faggot.

OP tried to pass it off as new so he can fuck right off.

answer the question
nah i aint gunna go for it

Wow. You really got that from his response. You must be so insecure with your life.

>uhh yea I'm still that guy with a fat..(look at next reporter) ohh you had a question

>the villain ends up winning

>did you just call me fat you stupid fucking abom ? hit the fucking gym once in a while and you'll start banging bitches like me

I think he handled it well.
You could tell the nasally faggot asking the question is a kike.

>huh well atleast i can pay my rent

The other guy would have been BTFO for life

>it's a joke
>dat reaction from Jonah
uh

Anything involving how rich he is sounds hacky as fuck. You guys always come up with those kinds of shitty responses in these threads.

tbf his response was p good
the 'a smart one' line was subtle and a good burn

Will he get anymore roles after this? Seems like he's whole persona was being the fat guy.

too butthurt

Faggot?

His "okay" is that kind of okay when I ask my mom if I can have another popsicle and she says no.

can we make a team up just for jonah hill? like get in contact with him and tell him what to post for shit like this?

>those 'Nam flashbacks

>How the fuck have I not seen this in the Jonah threads before?

because you're a newfag and this is your first jonah thread

>Well you were forced onto us by the studio

it was just bantz m8

OP's video is from several years before that one.

We'll make him a card full of Subway coupons.

They why did he get so butthurt?

He didn't.

i don't think so, buddy
He said that jonah was forced on them by he studio in a different interview as well

Fucking destroyed my god.

JESUS CHRIST YOU HAD MONTHS TO THINK OF A COMEBACK
WE WERE ON YOUR SIDE JONAH
JESUS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AGAIN
IT'S THE HOLOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN

>I don't answer fat questions when I'm on a diet

there honestly is no comeback
>he is fat
>he is just the "funny fat guy" like Chris Farley or Jack Black
>women only wanted him for his status or money
>now that hes skinnier he is not only uglier but cant get roles

see

Hello Jonah

It's true though. That interview is from when he was doing press from Moneyball.

this always happens to him

god what a beta

this is a likeable response but would it be a good comeback
no one cares jonah

Whatever. I will never not correct misleading OPs.

What? That seemed like a good question to me, I'm curious to know what kind of roles he's going to play

holy shit
based brad the chad

what a fucking cunt, Tyson should've knocked his teeth out when he found him fucking his wife

btfo

It's a shame that MiB/Jump Street crossover probably won't happen.

Cue 200 threads where not one single good comeback will be posted

>its a joke.

yep. a joke rooted strongly in reality.

WHY IS HIS FACE STILL FAT?? I THOUGHT FAT LOSS IS UNIVERSAL AND SPOT REDUCTION IS A MYTH

Because the OP is from about six years ago.

No longer obese, still fatter than most of Sup Forums.

Remember the 6 million come backs

oh
thats gay
OP is fucking gay god damn

>calls me newfag
>reddit spacing
I've been in many Jonah threads since the beginning. Never seen it.

He will literally never ever be respected.

I don't think Brad was even trying to be mean. Jonah Hill is not a serious actor, as in he doesn't play serious characters, ever. He's a comedic actor and the fact that Jonah doesn't seem to realize that and was so hurt by that, as well as everything else in this thread, goes to show how insecure and pathetic he is.

>reddit spacing

>he doesn't realise muh reddit spacing is a trap to lure out all the tourists

you're going to tell me that posts from 2006 were made by redditors?

That video was posted in the very first week of Jonah threads

what happend now

scripted

He called someone a "cocksucker" thats all...

>So who's idea was it to hire Hill? "The studio forced him on us," says Pitt with a grin. "For marketing reasons."

I can't watch, what happens?