Quick rundown on Cheshire (Alfred)
>literally a pedophile (nonce), even got banned for saying very noncy things one thread
>White nationalist despite being an Indian and gay
>Managed to alienate himself even online
>Has no friends and stays in all day
>Used to live in London but now lives with his parents (unconfirmed)
>Gets into autistic arguments and tries to defame everyone from reddit flags
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every thread atleast one of you autists reposts one of my photos
whys everyone banging on about this match it's fucking Rochdale
JEZZA THREW A SNOWBALL
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
YOU'D NEVER SEE THERESA GET HER HANDS COVERED IN SNOW
good thread
anime
*heems you*
' OP
this but unironically.
>indian named alfred
shrieking at the thought
what game is he talking about?
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He's the weird cunt who keeps going on about being Anglo-Indian or something
Probably autism
cheshire is my posting ally so i'm afraid i need proof of all this
think Greater London may literally be a paedophile
he's really into incest involving older brothers and VERY young, prepubescent sisters
Israel vs Pakistan in the FA Cup
Listen, I might just pop down the Chinky. Do you want anything?
What about from the Paki shop? Do you want anything from in there?
>the weird cunt who keeps going on about being Anglo-Indian
i remember that gimmick but haven't seen it for 2 years
Indians ought to be genocided
the itv midlands news has that fuck ugly library mosque as the backdrop lel what a dump
having a think about how fucked my future is
he's so aesthetic
>won't be answering questions with yank spelling i'm afraid
>rephrase your question and i may respond
couldn't Aus, NZ, and Canada use British urban poor as cheap labour?
>All ScotRail services to/from Glasgow Central have now been withdrawn
haha get fucked wagies
The full story on how our resident paki tranny lost his tickets.
>This was the second football game I've ever bought tickets for (the first was the previous Spurs v Rochdale game at home around a week ago)
>I got myself ready to travel to the stadium and grab my coach to Wembley but less than halfway there I realised the tickets I placed in my back pocket were missing.
>I instantly turned back and retraced my steps in the hope of finding the tickets in the thick snow and strong winds
>I failed
>I returned home, my mother who insisted on hugging me before I left had nothing to say, she didn't even ask why I was back (suspicious or considerate since I am extremely upset right now)
>I went out in the snow again later, too late to get to the coach in time but I wanted to find those tickets to ease the pain.
>I feel terrible right now
>Considering throwing my scarf and stub from my first game into the bin to destroy any reminders
>Not necessarily my mum who stolen them, I did feel around my back pockets a couple of times moving stuff but I don't remember feeling the tickets
>Really down right now, not sure if I can even bring myself to watch the game on TV
>The worst part is that I was going to meet a guy from /r9k/ at the game (bought an extra ticket for him) but now it's all for naught. No potential friend, no new life experience, no first time in London. Nothing but an eternal void of sadness
do people still use redditflags or something? don't understand these inside references
accurate
think Greater London may be Indian too. he's always going on about them being a model minority, it's really weird
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mad how places like Estonia exist and actual people live there with ordinary Estonian lives
might as well be another planet to me
Used to be quite popular. A toxic cancerous poster in Cheshire bullied everyone off it
Most likely bullied as a child so he takes it out on everyone here.
literally completely fabricated
he never had the tickets
>his local doesn't have a ticketing system
Pakiboo is lying and is on the coach now.
Fucking drama queen seeking attention
yeah you've posted it 3 times now mate
shut the fuck up
English is also clearly not Greater London's first language
same but for sweden.
once google street viewed around sweden. looks absolutely lovely and absolutely shite at the same time.
would love to mill arund there in summer one time.
don't get why we didn't just side with hitler
oh wait i know
yeh this
>No potential friend, no new life experience, no first time in London. Nothing but an eternal void of sadness
feel bad for him now
Isn't he black
Literally posted pics
>grab my coach
dont believe anyone would put their tickets on their own in their back pocket their
Poor moni, girl deserves better after all life has thrown at her xxx
nowt
he's from hounslow which has a massive indian community so likely
love this apu
I get knocked down...
Why?
why are Irish girls so wholesome or good at pretending to be wholesome?
The magic of the FA Cup!
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who the fuck puts shit in their back pockets?
wouldn't mind CANZUK if Canada was broken up into commonwealths and ceased as a singular entity
>hqdefault.jpg
Howling it's literally two Indians arguing amongst each other. Fucking state of this general
did you watch the first leg? they smashed those kike cunts
having a bowl of krave
Girls put their mobile phones in their back pockets.
i mean look at this
it's lovely
but how would you even get there
New gf must hit at least 5 of these key features:
Blonde
5'7 or under
17-22
Skinny
Intellectual
Glasses
Tights
Won't settle for anything less.
He should be in fucking jail
dont support CANZUK as i don't want a border with yanks
more of a ANZUK sort of bloke
literally all me but male x
woof haha
>watching football
>getting excited over a bunch of sweaty men kicking a ball around but not even kissing and fondling each other
We need to remove the brainlets from /brit/
would you put a 50 pound note on its own in ur back pocket? i doubt it
just seems abit odd
just took a shit in my back pocket
only pakis and blacks like blondes
Callum Cronin is an overweight grime fan from Solihull who admitted on Instasync one night when drunk that he had a small penis. Before this he used to go on quite a lot about having a big penis, bringing it up all the time, and used to cyberbully Cornwall for having a small penis.
>5'7 or under
>skinny
hello low test manlet
i need a gf 5'7 or over desu
went there as a child 2bh.
catch a ferry from helsinki.
i've been up the church on the left-hand side. i remember the food vaguely.
anime
You could fold it and it'd be secure. Poleys problem was that he probably just stuck them half hanging out.
Japan has an empreror and is therefore still an empire.
I'm 6'4 mate. Tall girls are utter shite.
how do you know he's from Hounslow?
I suspect he's not from London at all desu but if he is it must be in a shit area like that
that quite literally did not happen and you know it didn't
get a life cheshire you bent virgin
how much do you weigh
canzuk but with america instead of uk
hello you CUNT
*blocks your path*
getting really stressed about this ireland thing
what are we gonna do lads? :(
>I'm 6'4 mate.
you know it happened and i know it happened, that's all that matters
he used the hounslow flag on redditflags briefly
apart from female and tights this describes me
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Literally means nothing
Actually a lot of white middle class lads are 6'2+ these days. I'm not even the tallest of my group of friends lol. Of course you wouldn't know anything about that.
was it definitely the right Greater London? others have used the flag.
may have been that posh one using it ironically.
She isn't Irish.
only thing which makes me think it is real about the photo is the pokemon thing in the background
is that dj beats?
tbf i probably did say it as a laugh but doesn't make it true
i have a big willy and i'm probably a foot taller than you mr bender khan
Because of Catholicism.