Canadian authorities repel invasion of U.S. rafters

1500 drunk Americans accidentally invaded Canada.
The brave canucks repelled the invasion, loaded the drunks into buses, and sent them home.

Accidental? Or preemptively escaping Trump?

nydailynews.com/news/national/hundreds-americans-rafts-accidentally-invade-canada-article-1.2761371
time.com/4462190/canada-rescue-americans-port-huron/

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>America loses yet another war to Canada

How does it feel to be cucked, burgers?

We didn't invade, we just lease our Canadian territories to those shitposting leafs. You can't invade what's already yours.

Is this another one of those "alternative definitions of success?"

No, but Canada is

wasn't that character Canadian?

Canada is just another US territory. No one here seriously believes Canada is its own country. We control everything they do.

Bandit Keith? No.

No need to escape trump when he's gonna lose :^)

that was a close one eh, almost ran out of sunscreen

we need to build a wall, fucking illegal americans

>drunks on a life raft can easily invade Canada
What the fucking fuck, if it was a legit operation, would Canada have bend over ?

IT BEGINS

we had a nazi weather station along our coast and didn't find it till the 70's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Station_Kurt

SHART

>Peter Takso Jensen, the Danish Ambassador to the US, has said that "when Danish military go there, they leave a bottle of schnapps. And when [Canadian] military forces come there, they leave a bottle of Canadian Club and a sign saying, 'Welcome to Canada.'"

businessinsider.com/canada-and-denmark-whiskey-war-over-hans-island-2016-1

pic related

>they washed up in Sarnhole
Literally the worst place in Canada. Serves them right, for trying to bail out before Trump got in.

Get used to it Canada, when Trump wins you're never going to see an end to the libshits taking rafts into your country. Remember, If you sink the inflatable tubes, they win.

Actually, there's reports that US Border Patrol was slashing peoples tubes and leaving them stranded in the water

Like...they were trying to prevent people from leaving!

WTF dont they know deportation is racist??

really makes you think

Get used to it America, when Clinton wins you're never going to see an end to the Mexicans walking into your country.

How do they get back into the US without passport?

Careful user, mods are banning shart in mart posters
>with good reason

There is a process by which you can get a passport if you somehow left the country without one.

wow forced may may is funny!!

Let's start a meme like "Sam Hyde did it", except it's "Trudeau deported asylum raft people based on the color of their skin."

They were rounded up into a refugee camp, loaded onto buses, and taken to the US customs with a police escort. Customs took their names and dates of birth, ran them through their systems and sent them on their way

From what I'm reading it's not uncommon for Americans in that area to end up in Canada accidentally, there's like a bridge where if you take the wrong exit you end up in canada.

one of my favourite stories

What do they check? What if the Canadian terrorists sneak in?

travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/passports/applying-for-a-u-s--passport-from-outside-the-united-states.html

your name

I like you Canada. You are a good neighbors

They tried charging me with "International Arms Smuggling" the last time I went over the Ambassador because a .45 ACP had fallen out of my bag range ammo and rolled into spare tire well and I didn't know it.

My shield got me out of it, but I did end up with a 10 year ban into their country.

Fuck Canada.

Truly the country of cucks

SHART (the pajeets will have their revenge)

The funny thing is that the Canadian military is so pathetic that these rafters could literally annex the entire country by themselves.

The Canadian coastie boats on the Great Lakes are sad, sad little things. You could probably ram them with a raft and sink them.

BTFO

Canada: 2
Burgerlandia: 0

Pretty based. I spent the night in jail over walking home from a bar once because I didn't want to drive.

I believe that happened

>If you don't give your invaders a feee bus ride they win

Yup, I have an Interpol record now for that.

SHART IN MART

How are you still a cop then?

I'm not.

You referenced a shield. You a firefighter or a knight

>Canadian terrorists
They would bore us to death. Coordinated boredom attacks. In denim tuxedos.

surprised they didnt give them room and board. i spose if they werent fucking YT, they woulda

Mall cop.

Good thing it didn't happen on the Mexico side of the border with us.

dont buy it, I dont see any non whites

sure thing pajeet ;)

American empire when?

It took the entirety of the Canadian Army to repel them.

Reminder that several people attempted to abandon their rafts and swim back to the USA side out of respect for the law and not wanting to illegally cross the border into Canada.

Paul Blart?

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Best
Headline
Ever

Bout to down some manwich. Adios

>Takes the entire Canadian army to overpower 1500 drunk Chads and Staceys
>Canada isn't getting liberated when Trump is POTUS

Michiganders with "Enhanced ID" can enter Canada without a passport if their stay is 48 hours or less.

The American invaders were better equipped than our navy. Their rafts were state of the art modern models.

It looks like thier moral was higher as well.

you shut your god damn mouth

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Shame they can't stop the Syrian boats

Trudeau wants the diversity. He laments he has not been able to hire a Syrian Amputee Transgednder Dragonkin as Minister of First Nations Affairs.

Bump

They needed to shart in our morts. Too much poop in the soup

Probing Canada defensive capabilities

Tanks in 30

Unfair, our PM isn't used to resisting penetration

Selfridge ANG Base is minutes away and has and can host B-52s with nukes.

We can fry Windsor before Canadian forces know what happen.

fuck off, we're full

no u can't

We will set you the bomb and then the 3rd Marine Expeditionary will cross The Ambassador and Sweep & Clean the ruins.

>We can fry Windsor
please do, that's a fucking shithole from hell

try to come to Quebec fat fuck, I'll put a 12 gauge shotgun slug in your greesy inbread face

no u won't

Having been at the Floatdown in Port Huron yesterday, no. Border Patrol was present but they were simply monitoring the event.
A strong wind blew us all towards Canada. Anyone stupid enough to get out of their raft and touch Canadian soil was quickly picked up by the RCMP. Especially those who got out near the refinery.
Canadian patrols on jet skis were monitoring the situation as well. They wouldn't help you unless you were having a medical emergency.
Members of the US Coast Guard Auxiliary were patrolling on jet skis and boats, and they were throwing ropes at groups of stranded rafters and dragging them back to the US coastline.

Overall, it was a wet, blustery day of drinking on the river. 8/10 will go next year.

Did they send them back with their heads on? What a bunch of plebs.

>deport Americans
>welcome somalians with a blowjob

We must claim the Ontario Peninsula so Michigan can have three major Peninsulas instead of two.

It's obvious.