Friendly reminder the actor who goes by the name of Tom Sizemore, who also goes by the name Anthony Sinclair in the 2017 series Twin Peaks The Return, starred in many hardcore porn scenes where he drugged and fucks multiple women and men (Pic related is Tom Sizemore) edition
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Oscar > All.
Where were you when Phillip Jeffries and Maddy Ferguson first sang their duet?
Who will ???? eventually be credited as?
The Fireman
Wouldn't be the first Twin Peaks actor to do hardcore porn.
What's his deal?
>be Mike
>inhabit body of average dude
>hang out with Bob and commit crimes
>dress way better than Bob
>get matching tattoos which is super gay
>get tattoo on Philip's body for some reason while Bob gets his on his spirit body while inhabiting Leland
>find Jesus
>cut Phillip's arm off to get away from Bob
>hang out with Bob and your arm all the time
>your arm is your best friend
>be terrified of Bob
>help Bob kill Laura
>have a thick British accent in S01E03 and then be American in all other episodes
>look like Phillip even in the Lodge even though he's a different person
>fall in love with your vessel even though he's not even a CUTE
>hate committing crimes
>demand Bob give you garmonbozia which he gets by committing crimes
>Bob is your only source of garmonbozia
>try to destroy Bob
>Cooper is your best shot even though you can just possess anybody and do anything as them
>wait 25 years to let Cooper out so you can hang out with Bob again
>don't do anything at all
>your best friend is a tree now
>your arm has a doppelganger even though you and Bob don't
>be omniscient and predict human behavior and casino results perfectly
>not keep an eye on your evil tree friend who's right in the next room and obviously gonna fuck everything up
>don't possess Dougie
>don't just be a corporeal human in the world like you were for decades
>guide him through fun arbitrary adventures with symbols
>never tell Jumping Man what a good friend he is
>still look like Phillip for no reason
>stop hanging out in the real world for no reason
>have a stroke for no reason
>Phillip is absolutely nowhere to be seen
>there are literally two Phillips in the show and both their stories will be completely unfinished
I have never had cherry pie in my life and I'm now severely craving some. Is it worth it? Should I buy one?
sunny gym lol
you did WHAT with that girl?
>It's the expected last episode, he's not involved in the editing but assumed probably no more than 10 minutes of normal coop
are the vedderfags right?
It's actually not great. Kyle Maclachlan says he hates it
Super-old-fashioned 50s stuff that's not really appealing anymore like drip coffee
CAN'T SAY NO TO THE CUTIE AND THE BEAST
I guess...
i watched that when it came out it was not pleasant, but he was always a decent actor despite his drug abuse. i'm glad he got better thank you dougie
Delicious. I have no clue wtf is talking about.
yes
What time is it, /tpg/?
No, get blueberry.
what did he mean by this?
MY-MY
SOMEONE FETCH A PRIEST!
Thoughts on this guy? What is the nature of his "magic"?
spirits living in the human world
So, is Phillip Jeffries just an alias MIKE used, or is it actually Jeffries?
Nine Inch Nails was the opening act at James' concert.
Sex with Shelly
10:15 PM EST
cherry pie really fucking good, that's why its a slang term for pussy. fucking a pussy is as good as eating a cherry pie.
I'M SORRY DOUGIE
What story is that, Charlie? Is it the story of the little girl who lived down the lane?
>fucking a pussy is as good as eating a cherry pie.
No wonder I'm a virgin.
I prefer cherry pop tarts.
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE ;_;
I've only had cherry crumble and that was eh
I really can't imagine cherry pie being much different
david lunch lol
(you)
There is no magic. He was fucking with Richard because he was high and the scene is filmed from Richard's point of view. From any other viewpoint it would have looked like a dumb "coin appears behind the ear" level trick.
lol
my father pointed this out while we were watching it
haha
Did you guys watch it? I like when he cums.
>Janey E dies
>Dougie doesn't know how to dial 911 but knows she's in trouble
>just keeps repeating call for help over and over while the credits roll
how hard would you cry?
good night /tpg/
> Anthony Sinclair
I don't get it. Is this a pilot for a spinoff?
No tearing at all?
I like Janey E, but i prefer Naomi when she's a lesbian nosediving into pussy 24/7.
Sleep Tight Sheryl
not sure if people have been talking about this or not, but in ep6 when Dougie walks in to Sonny Jim's room, SJ's first line of dialogue in the series is "I already brushed my teeth", almost the exact final Coop line in Missing Pieces. SJ also definitely has a quick reversed movement in this scene. Also has a reversed blink in ep5, and Dougie sheds a tear. Now with him moving in a loop + the spotlight + the music in the last ep....
Did Dougie birth a BOB ????
The bigger question is once Coop wakes up will he have to pay alimony. If they do paternity tests and Dougie was a clone he's kind of fucked.
Janey-E and son = the woman and kid from FWWM
call for help
It's kind of unfair that the FWWM chose to cut the question he was answering to. Anyone remember what that was?
kind of fucked
The Tremonds? They're far closer to 119fu and watchingthroughblinds kid.
no bully
that's what happens when you make literally everything up as you go
>first bullying Based Ray Wise
>now bullying Based Tom Sizemore
/tpg/ is literally and figuratively reddit.
Edit: typo
the animal life line isn't in the script, nor is the electrician at all.
key lime's where it's at
i actually lol'd
James is cool
If they were the Tremond's familiars we would have seen them appear and guide Dougie already instead of Mike doing it
I'm partially subscribed to the theory that Candy has become Laura's host. Not sure how or why though
This season kind of sucks.
>Phillip Gerard
>Phillip Jeffries
what did he mean by this
I'm going to find you and butcher you
DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH???
Don't sexuality Dougie, normie trash.
I only come to this general for this. Not a single other post worth reading in these garbage threads
desu desu no
this season
DON'T MOCKING HER
this will never be unfunny
no u
kek
absolutely based
Spirits living in a physical plane. This is why Bob is so primal and why Mike's arm was so excited to be physically touching and seeing a formica table.
>my father pointed this out while we were watching it
See son, this man also plays a character in series called Twin Peaks.
That meme is dogshit but "garmonbussy" is really amusing
SLEEP TIGHT SHERYL
sleep tight sheryl
holy keke
Friendly reminder that Dale Cooper subsisted on Laura Palmer's Black Lodge Pussy (BLP) for 25 years, and his sudden withdrawal upon leaving the Lodge made him retarded.
>tfw jade brought out a primal instinct in me to hook up with a black chick
>tfw it finally happened yesterday evening
It's a cancer normie tumblr meme.
...
would you do it to survive, /tpg/?
>She turns to her right to see who it is, then turning back to her left she discovers Cooper in bed with her. Cooper pulls her toward him into a beautiful kiss.
>Laura
>(whispering against his cheek, into his ear)
>Why didn't you help me sooner
>Cooper rolls over on top of Laura as they begin to make love.
What did he mean by this?
cooper and laura fucked and will fuck again when she comes back at the end, I'm calling it right now
What part of BLP don't you understand
enjoy your aids
I hear if you keep them away from hard drugs they can be great wives.
chad is all of us
I'm sure he will be fine. It's probably just herpes. ~50% of black females in the US have it.
You mean as opposed to white women who make great wives when on hard drugs?
>What part of BLP don't you understand
All of it. What is BLP.
Don't know what you're on about. As opposed to a nigress on drugs, obviously.
Don't you mean it will never not be unfunny?
...
Kek.
>(to camera)
Never a good idea.
This whole scene is trash.
This whole general has turned into reddit. Where are the people from the first 5 episodes and why are there only redditors lurking here now?
You have it wrong son. Reddit is the people who want to make posts like their theory of what a scene means that you see early in the week. Sup Forums are the merrymakers who funpost from Thursday to Saturday