Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question.
What the fuck was their problem?
Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question
Jordan Rodriguez
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Brody Turner
D O V E S
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Eli Martinez
They're butt ugly
Jonathan White
they had so much love to give, they just didn't know where to put it
Brayden Reyes
They never really take the "war" very seriously. The whole invasion is them mostly fucking around. I always assumed they weren't hostile at all and them shooting people was the alien equvalent of banter.
Adrian Jones
they are IRL trolls
Kayden Gray
unironically did it for the lulz
think about it, they can't breath the air so they don't want the planet, they pretend to come in peace and milk it well past hostile first contact and their invasion is basically a giant frat party
Adam Parker
It's pretty much established that the translators were fucked up, so when the humans were saying nice things (I forget what, exactly) the Martians were most likely hearing the opposite statement, prompting the war.
Dylan White
Ack Ack Aaack Ack
Parker Myers
They obviously hate jack black
Ian Ramirez
Fuck that cartoon
Carter Garcia
Some men just want to watch the world turn into a tangerine.
Adrian Parker
Don't we all?
Michael Davis
t. Martian
Brody Carter
Humanity was blasting yodeling music out into space with wild abandon. They were right to fuck us up for it.
Kevin Moore
They're interplanetary Sup Forumstards essentially
Mason Nguyen
This movie scared the shit out of me as a child.
Cooper Allen
Shit dude, you should have seen the trading cards that inspired the movie. They made me physically ill. But holy shit they were awesome.
Also: Daily reminder burton acquired the rights to dinosaurs attack as part of a package deal.
Luis Lopez
too bad we'll never get a dinosaurs attack movie. though i don't think that series of cards was as good as mars attacks
David Bennett
wood u?
Colton White
In the card game, they were naturally jerks, but the attack on Earth was also a smoke curtain that their government used to get their population distracted so they don't notice that Mars was dying.
Jayden Watson
same
Kevin Richardson
Post cards
Anthony Jones
not OP but im bumping this.
Landon Gonzalez
Lincoln Smith
HELLLL yes (if she wasn't spooky)
Ethan Torres
Wheres the fked up banned ones?
Charles Hernandez
>tfw no martian hug
Gavin Evans
That one looks like it was made more recently than the original run. The art is different and the colors are more saturated.
Jacob Gomez
slim whitman
I'M CALLING YOOOUUUU-OUOUOUOUOU
Kayden Allen
>watching the movie with silly looking aliens as a kid
>that first nigga gets vaporized out of nowhere
>mfw
Jayden Jackson
Unfortunately im shitposting from my phone in bed. I've dumped the DA cards a few times before.
Jeremiah Lewis
We would have done it to them eventually. There's no reason why we wouldn't. they're a threat to us, we're a threat to them, and neither side has any reason to ever care about the other.
See: Carthage.
Carson Ortiz
Im sure this movie is good but I can't enjoy it because I watched with my ex about 4 years ago. How come I can't move on and hate myself Sup Forums?
Anthony Green
because you base your self worth around women who base their self worth of stripping others of their self worth.
Jayden Martin
>Burton was told he could have jack nicholson in the movie as long as he didn't die
>He casts jack in two roles and kills him twice
The absolute madman.
Justin Peterson
Your right but at the same time I am a narcissistic and find myself to superior to most people but at same time lower than most people.
Jaxon Perry
Yeah literally everyone thinks they're smarter than everyone else in some way.
Anthony Butler
I've been told a lot people that I am intelligent but if I am so smart how come regular people can go a day without having anxiety? apologize I am drunk
Jose Cox
>I've been told a lot people that I am intelligent
Outside of your family and people who wouldn't stand to benefit from manipulating you?
>but if I am so smart how come regular people can go a day without having anxiety
You're "too smart" which isn't an indicator of intelligence its an indicator that you've been fed bullshit most of your life.
Watch Jordan Peterson. He'll help.
Hunter Moore
Any lecture in particular for my issues? Thanks in advance
Wyatt Long
They were to intelligent.
Grayson Bailey
this springs to mind.
Luis Edwards
Jesus these were for kids?!
>Earth becomes the invaders and destroys them
pretty cool tho. These were way more serious than the movie
Joseph Ramirez
this
Luis Sullivan
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Brayden Morris
>tfw beady anglo invasion
Matthew James
>Jesus these were for kids?!
It wasn't really until the 90's that they started sanitizing everything for kids.
I grew up with shit like this and garbage pail kids.
Dominic Rodriguez
Andrew Carter
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