Smallville

Just spent the last 2 months marathoning this. I had heard the ending was disappointing but holy shit. Dude wears the suit for like 5 minutes and the ending shot of the series is the one good closeup of him in the suit. Overall would not watch again
Though
>Lex and Lionel made the show
>Green Arrow was good
>Clark came off as a self-righteous asshole

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I enjoyed it when i was younger. Though I watched it when it was first airing. Lex was a total bro.

He really was. Clark was a huge asshole to him. No wonder he grew to hate him.

This

Clark fucked up big time by not telling him about himself

>tfw no early seasons chloe gf

>implying Tess wasn't best girl
Something about red hair and green eyes.

>being this wrong
She was perfection.

Forgot about her
>all she wanted was clark's love

youtube.com/watch?v=1_gpLbV8kdA

Reminder that this show had the gayest scene ever committed to screen

It's literally gayer than gay porn

>tfw Mack went insane and is part of a cult leader's harem now

feels bad man

"But you do have a reason to stay"
>Me
Top kek

I hated them for wasting the JSA

Then again, I also hate them for keeping Lana way too long and all that ISIS shit

Dr Fate died like a bitch.

I forgot about the black man

How could you forget Pete and his out of this world stretching powers, sponsored by Stride Gum™, in association with One Republic (buy their amazing new single "Too Late To Apologize" on iTunes now!)?

haha that episode was fucking awful! that's hilarious.

>Lex should have died for real
>Tess should have been revealed to be the actual "lex luthor" of this universe
>they should have called him Superman in the entire last season

Nah, "The Blur" is a much cooler nickname than Superman

This show made me realize that Superman is a fucking hypocritical double-faced lying cunt.

I remember watching it as it released and dropping it the second Lex's dad died, he was such a cool motherfucker.

But having him kill pa Kent by an accidental heart attack was kind of silly.

>holy shit this
Dude would bitch out everyone else for lying then would lie to their faces about his powers.

Lex's dad came back user

Clark's lie was necessary to protect his friends and loved ones

Man, if the problem was just his lying, but nah. He'd play mind-games with people, including people that he liked and trusted, and drive people insane with his shit purposely.

He literally drove Lex insane with his cunt-y behavior.

Most of the time it wasn't an necessity. He just liked keeping everyone in the dark and lie through his teeth about everything.

That's scene was fuckin awesome, felt comfy as shit. Bros for life. I liked this show but I'm PISSED it started the Era of cw comic heroes they're all shit today, Smallville was only acceptable in its era.

I don't remember Clark ever being as pissed as he was when she was killed.

>Lex shows clark proof he has powers
>"lol no i d-don't"
>Clark destroys the evidence using his powers
>"told you so"
>Lex goes even deeper to prove it

Why was Clark gaslighting his best friend?

>just realized that Gotham is basically an attempt to recapture the magic of Smallville
So which is better?

explain

>oh, you got powers from kryptonite? Cool, cool It'd be pretty bad if someone took it from you
>proceed to use his alien powers to rob someone's powers and ruin their life in the process

What the fuck, Clark.

Smallville was more comfy and fun.

Monster of the week episodes with random assholes in the school getting meteor powers were fucking awful

Remember fat Amy Adams?

Exactly what he said. She went full nut job, just google her name. Kind of fascinating.

I liked Zod

I liked that Rosenbaum came back for the final episode too

One takes place in a comfy Kansas town, the other takes place in Gotham. What do you think?

I never finished but how did they write Lex off?

He makes a bunch of clones and Clark goes around killing them all until he finds the real Lex

He gets horribly burned and confined to a chair (the actor quit so we never see him directly and he never speaks) for a season and then basically just drops off the face of the earth until the final episode

Smallville was the ultimate comfy show until season 5~, even the monstrr of the week episodes, then it turned to shit but remained watchable to an extent. Final episode was cool, but we needed more Superman in it.

Lois was the show's death knell

>tfw he broke the fourth wall with his reappearance

*Glances at camera*
"Wouldn't wanna miss how this all turns out"

>that one episode where Clark gets struck by lightning and gets his powers swapped with some normie
>Lex is trying again to ease him into confessing what he already suspects
>Fucking Clark guilt trips him and passes him a shovel to smack him with if he's so sure he's invincible
>Lex backs off anyway

>MFW Michael Rosenbaum is in GotG Vol 2

What?

Unfortunate reminder that Allison Mack quit acting because she was roped into a harem/sex cult.

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How the fuck do these weirdo dudes pull this shit off? I don't fucking understand it.

Still can't top his greatest role

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I had to skip all the filler and Lana episodes, but the remaining seasons worth of episodes were really enjoyable. I even actually liked the finale. That said, i came to it with an open mind, and pretty recently.

He was the ice alien with Stallone

KIRK?!

Fame (and likely the casting couch), especially before you fully mature, fucks you up big time.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I can't remember when I stopped watching this as it aired, but youtube tells me he got the Fortress in season 4? How the hell did it go on for 6 more seasons? Yes, Lana and Chloe a cute, but I forgot all about Supergirl.

Actress Allison Mack – who was the third lead in the TV show Smallville – has assumed the top position in the harem of Keith Raniere. She has surpassed several long time harem members and assumed the role of the late Pamela Cafritz.

Part of the reason is Miss Mack has shown initiative. As a rising female leader of Mr. Raniere’s harem, Miss Mack created DOS [Dominant Over Submissive] a woman’s group where human hot iron branding and the aggressive collection of ‘collateral’ – material which can be used to blackmail women in the event of their betrayal of defection – is employed.

Not all women who are members of DOS are members of Mr. Raniere’s harem.

Many DOS members – even those with Mr. Raniere and Miss Mack’s initials branded on their pubic region – are not harem members and are unlikely to be invited to join.

>even those with Mr. Raniere and Miss Mack’s initials branded on their pubic region

>June 11, 2017

>this is happening right now

the fuck?

>He got Lana too
Some guys have all the luck

>Monster of the week episodes with random assholes in the school getting meteor powers were fucking awful
these and buffy's season 1 were great, why does everyone hate monster of the week stuff?
I bet you faggots hate the X-Files and Star Trek too.

>Miss Mack reformed the model Miss Cafritz employed and enhanced it, creating an organized system where women obey her daily instructions.

>Her structure is based on a 6-6-6- model. She has six slaves who in turn are required to get six slaves and each of these six are required to get six more slaves.

>From there, the movement can spread infinitely. Miss Mack has also introduced corporal punishment as part of the disciplinary process. Failure to recruit slaves results in prescribed corporal punishment. To date this has been administered through a brisk and painful [but not permanently injurious] paddling on the naked buttocks of the offending slave.

Seriously, what the fuck happened to her?

Someone needs to put a bullet in that guy and deprogram those women.

I need to rewatch Wilfred, she played a potential love interest that turned out to be insane

>tfw she might've been saved if Smallville's showrunners would just let her be Clark's gf

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cute

Insane, but still cute

I need to put a bullet in this guys head and take his place

You can always tell cult-speak when someone is talking for awhile and you realize that nothing they've said actually means anything.

this isn't a harem animu man

those chicks are brainwashed

Luthors were the saving grace of this shitshow

>google search
>it's real
>mfw his face got cgi-ed

Only one I noticed was Ben Browder with his Sebacean accent and they just slap gold make up on him

>supposed to be a small town of a few thousand at most
>high school somehow has hundreds of superpowered angry teenagers

>hundreds
doubt

Even if 1/4 of the episodes are monster of the week mutated teens episodes that's still 50 people. I grew up in a town of about 2000 people and our secondary school (grades 7-12) was around 300 people.

how about you track down a number before making the suspect assumption that 1/4 of 10 seasons of episodes are about high school students with meteor powers

What in tarnation?

It felt like I spent 3 years hearing him complain about being scared of literally fucking Lana to death.

Then she got his powers and fucking in the barn caused earthquakes all the way in Smallville

This show had the hottest Lois Lane. Fuck I wanted to fuck that woman so badly.

She was sassy and could hold her own in a fight.

im not a big DC fan but i like comic stuff
would i have fun watching this?
t. Supernatural and Flash watcher

>Being like 7 years old and seeing Lana in season 1
My pener had weird feelings

Dietary considerations play a vital role in Mr. Raniere’s teachings. The presence of excess fat can disturb transmission of Mr. Raniere’s subtle energies to the women. He requires female students to be vegetarian and offers instructions on overcoming bodily urges and “emotional viscera” toward food.

DOS women are aided by one of three diets, separated by daily caloric intakes: 500,[advanced] 800 [standard] 900 [women with defiance issues].

Miss Mack helps oversee dietary compliance of the other women.

yes

...

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Can this be true?

According to the website Kristin Kreuk and that girl who played Calli in Battlestar Galactica are in this harem.

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Look how much she loves this guy. Either he really some brainwashing cult demigod, or she is a way better actor than I ever gave her credit for.

Who knows. The structure seems very cult like (concentric circles; his personal harem - SOD devotees - Jness followers/initiates) and Jness' website is very odd giving no real information about it unles you contact them and pay to join a weekend indoctrination retreat.

Reminds me of the cult Homer Simpson joined

I watched it as it aired, I think I was 9 when it started and 18 when it finished. Pretty perfect age to be watching it, I think. I agree that Lionel and Lex made the show, and I would've preferred the planned Green Arrow spin-off with the Smallville Green Arrow to the one we ended up getting.

The quality of the series itself took a nosedive after Gough & Millar (the creators and original showrunners) bailed. When they left (end of season 7 I think), Rosenbaum, Glover, Kreuk and O'Toole all went with them, which also didn't help. I really didn't enjoy the final three seasons, and the finale was fucking atrocious (although that final scene was great).

Seasons 4-6 was the best shit.

holy shit.

>or she is a way better actor than I ever gave her credit for

She's always been a great actress and naturally radiated warmth. She might still be acting, right? Maybe she was hired to be some sort of mole. Her mental state might still be OK.

She's fine.

>Sebacean accent
y-you mean australian?

It's basically a superman themed supernatural

You know precisely what I mean, cowboy

I just looked this up and what the fuck. How is this guy not in jail?

Because it's a CIA Psyop obviously.

If you enjoy monster of the week type stuff, then you'd enjoy the early seasons. Major villains, avoid season 8-10.

Tess > Zatanna > Lana > Chloe > Lois

Special Mention: Clark's hot mom

>this
Tess was fine as hell.