/got/ Game of Thrones General

post a character and their theme
>pic related
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what were they thinking

Azor the golden boy faggots.

Why do people watch this show when you can just watch the best scenes on youtube the day after? Saves ton of time and you don't have to endure D&D's tumblr fanfic writing.

What's his endgame?

Reminder Tywin fucked Shae. No such thing as a non degenerate lannister.

Cast her.

might rewatch S1

Dany is cute

/ourguy/

you fucked it up

>this is what Starkcucks actually believe

...

He already reached it. Now he's just cruising

I have no reason to believe that the Lannister army wouldn't have a large amount of servants following them around, just like in any other army throughout history. So what happened to those servants? They all got burned or slaughtered by Dothraki savages

Is he /ourdragon/?

Is the Vale the comfiest place to live in Westeros?

Starks are based in the books.

Starks are just feminist propaganda on the show.

theme: youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

Euron's theme
youtube.com/watch?v=H0akpdRW2Qc

/ourguy/ and /ourgirl/

Dorne/The Reach is. Sunny weather, thirsty sluts, relatively little wars.

Dorne sounds pretty damn comfy in the books.

THE SEED IS STRONG

The lack of oxygen must get to them, though.

If fucking the occasional slut is degenerate then 75% of men on the planet are filthy deviants.

bf

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."

youtube.com/watch?v=BEJLOGW8tC8

/ourship/

The ultimate in antitumblr

The ultimate SJW trigger

The ultimate sansafag killing weapon

youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9nTcROQtw
Try playing it while watching his dinamic entry on Yarsa's ship.

Why does he look normal some of the time. CGI?

How attractive is Cersei in the books?

lichdom

>The ultimate in antitumblr

>fucking Shae to humiliate Tyrion
>goes to the toilet at just the right time for Tyrion to see

Tywin paraded his father's whore around Lannisport and let soldiers gang rape Tysha. He's going to be fucking supple young noble ladies, not baseborn sluts.

>gang rape

They were paying customers user

what are you talking about?

tumblr wants to get dicked by jon snow even more than you do

The wagons and the porters on the wagons were not wearing lannister uniforms. They were peasants from villages around Highgarden that were conscripted into manning the wagon train.

Dany burned every single one of them to death.

They realized the S1 design had no spot for the moon door

The Eerie got a refurb

>>fucking Shae to humiliate Tyrion
>>goes to the toilet at just the right time for Tyrion to see
Bruh this is ridiculous. How the fuck would he know Tyrion was coming up there?

youtu.be/jV79b2FJU4k

Reminder that Daenerys is the true azor ahai
>She brought dragons from stone
>She was born on a place amidst smoke and Salt
>She forged the Lightbringer
prove me wrong
protip: you can't

>not the stormlands

Jaime isn't a degenerate. Literally the only person in the seven kingdoms committed to one woman.

>>She forged the Lightbringer

Not the point, he's a hypocrite who fucks his son's whore after coercing her into giving false testimony

Heh. Nice.

Ultimate in anti-tumblr is anything Beric related. Liking him is what separates the plebs from the patricians.

It is ridiculous.

Because she wasn't really supposed to be there.

What is the top speed of Howland Reed's Moving Castle?

Once Meera is back there and safe they can just keep moving the castle around so white walkers can't get them.

Tumblr is Sansafag as fuck

Dany is mad, a villain and white savior with a horde of colored people worshipping her. Most fucking hate her and hate seeing Sansa's prize for all she's been through, Jon, being with her

>implying I'd wanna get fucked by a manlet if I was gay

In Kit's dreams

And see above

She gets shaved completely bald in her SHAME scene and realised that she's no beauty any more, with wrinkles forming and stretch marks from her birthings. Before that she was pretty though. I'd say Lenas pretty close physically

>still trying to damage control for a guy who died by a crossbow on the shitter
lmao

He eggs just hatched she didn't do shit
AA will be REBORN among salt and smoke'
What?

Jon is more likely followed by Jaime

This is who they should've cast if they wanted a book faithful character. Lena Headey looks dumb as the pussy that ruined Westeros.

I don't believe any of this, but I also don't go on tumblr so I can't exactly prove you wrong

Camp followers also got roasted, and these would be just normal peasants from all over Westeros.

eh
4/10 face

>not the reach

The dragon has three heads

>Jaime is a Targ but not Cersei

WRONG LANNISTER

>Meh face
>Okay tits
>Barely any hips

Could do better/10

And I'm sure you look like Henry Cavill.

Why is Jon and Ramsey given the surname 'Snow' as bastards?

Is there a compilation of these?
I liked the one about dick/fart joke comparisons and how J learned to be a great commander and bro.

Man Jon and Dany's kid looks fucking weird

anyone just want jaime to live and not give a fuck about any of the other characters at this point

Fellow showfag, bastards born in the North are given the surname Snow. Like how bastards born in Stormlands are called Storm.

There's a different bastard name for each of the kingdoms. For example it's "Sand" in Dorne hence the Sand Snakes

there are quite a few around

It's a North thing nigger.

Because they were born in the North

Lena's Cersei looks like a bitter soccer mom.

Grumb imagined Cersei to be Nicole Kidman in her prime apparently

We need to compile all of these. I want them all. The showfag tears taste so good.

Bitter soccer mum matches her better in my opinion. Nicole Kidman has too friendly a face

Ahai: In battle the blade burned fiery hot. ... In this dread hour a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword. And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Azor Ahai come again, and the darkness shall flee before him.

Dany's dragons : "...a flaming sword above the world."

Ahai: Once Azor Ahai fought a monster. When he thrust the sword through the belly of the beast, its blood began to boil. Smoke and steam poured from its mouth, its eyes melted and dribbled down its cheeks, and its body burst into flame."

Dany's dragons burning someone: A lance of swirling dark flame took Kraznys full in the face. His eyes melted and ran down his cheeks, and the oil in his hair and beard burst so fiercely into fire that for an instant the slaver wore a burning crown twice as tall as his head.

I can see it.

...

but it does
it's a hollow mountain

You need only look at the repository of tumblrfag hopes and dreams

ao3.

Jonsafags have written 2600 fics

Jonerys around 450 with like 40 of them being jonsafag fics where Jon dumps Dany for Sansa or cheats on her with Sansa

...

Honestly I would fuck the shit out of Cersei/Lena, there is something about crazy powerhungry bitches that makes me hard as nails.
It's not all about having stunning looks to make men grovel

>It's not all about having stunning looks to make men grovel
Book Cersei is explicitly supposed to have these looks though. Combine that with the fact that show Jaime is incredibly attractive and it's a bit odd.

The Mad Kings daughter is no queen of mine!

Why didn't they hire someone hard and tall for Stannis? Dillane is a good actor but he didn't sell me the character at all. He's supposed to be an autistic Robert, not an office worker.

haha nice

>jonsa

what the fuck is with tumblr and midget porn.

I thought they were still into Sandor/Sansa

>When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone. The bleeding star has come and gone, and Dragonstone is the place of smoke and salt. Stannis Baratheon is Azor Ahai reborn
--Melisandre
>the bleeding star (the comet that shines when daenerys hatches the dragons)
>Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone
Daenerys being "reborn" on the pyre where she hatched the dragons "out of stone"
Also, valyrian is an old language, a loving wife can also mean a loving husband, just like prince = princess in valyrian, anyways, Azor Ahai forged the lightbringer using the heart of her loved wife, Daenerys sacrificed her loved one in order to hatch the dragons, that is the last requirement for the Lightbringer to be forged, the lightbringer is not a sword, Drogon is the Lightbringer & Daenerys is Azor Ahai, the prince(ess) that was promised

Everyone in the books except for Brienne, Arya, and Jorah is attractive and tall.

>Daenerys is the most beautiful woman in the world

...

This one really annoyed me, a character assassination of Stannis since he was actually liked by normies. Now Dany the real villian is the heroine.

>dany is going insane
>small stark girl (forgot name) is in with them faceless dudes or w/e
>sansa is too weak

so that leavea jaime/jon/hound as prime candidates for azor ahai and that's not bad at all

inb4 it's the big woman who serves dead cat. she's waaay too dumb

D&D did everything they could to make Stannis fail and look bad. They gave notes and worked closely with almost every single actor except Dillane. They were still angry that they had to have Stannis kill their token faggot Renly. That's why they turned Loras into turbofaggot after he died.

I'm going to a shitty version of comicon tomorrow with my normie gf and this guy will be doing a meet/greet thing
Anything I should ask him?

This is 10/10 in westeros

>Everyone in the books except for Brienne, Arya, and Jorah is attractive and tall.
This is incorrect.

huh??

Jonsa is the new showfag hotness.

Sandor for daddy issues.

Jon to make Sansa a happy Queen of all the seven kingdoms, the most important Stark, the most beloved, the mother of the next generation of rulers of the kingdoms, and to have the brave gentle strong husband Ned promised her and that she "deserves"

Sansa x Dickon is now a thing too.