/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Mr. Strawberry is Warden Murphy's Doggo Edition

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first for cute

Coop.

Remember 430. Richard and Linda. Two birds with one stone.

what if mr strawberry was warden murphy's mistress?

Who wants some Good Morning America?

david lunch lol

post eddies

Then she wouldn't be a mister I presume.

>tfw coop never wakes up

>thank dougie


fuuuuuuuck he's so fuckin badass. he doesn't waste time at all why is he so alpha? fuuuck

We haven't had a good ole fashioned Candie thread in quite a while..

NO

We sure do need a wake-me-up, don't we, Agent Desmond?

We need a wake-me-up, Agent Desmond.

Wake the fuck up

what is eddie thinking about?

What if Cooper doesn't wake up until he drink Carl's 48-hour blend?

You don't ever want to know what Eddie is thinking about

This scene made me think that Johnny will be the one to kill Richard. Did anybody else think this?

eddie is CUTE! though.

How to Make Pearl Jam Great Again.

This is canon

he would have if he wasn't tied up.

johnnys a big guy. richard wouldn't be able to take him.

episode 14 is just going to be more bullshit that doesn't propel the story forward with the exception of Cole and Albert finding out where Dougie is.

This show has had good moments but it's so fucking obviously 9 hours of material stretched out to 18, which is exactly what they did.

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He... "Lunch".

>johnnys a big guy
How bout it. And combined with his autistic rage he'd be an unstoppable force.

>shaggy likes eating
>shaggy is in new season
>so is david lunch
???

Sorry I don't have David Lynch's elderly dick in my mouth like the rest of you

elderly

I'm gonna be watching you, kid

>it's so fucking obviously 9 hours of material stretched out to 18, which is exactly what they did
Would explain why episodes alternate between storylines. That is, most storylines aren't revisited until two episodes later. I bet in the original 9 episode script, each storyline was visited each episode, but the episodes were too long so they split them in two.

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What the fuck do you nerds even talk about in these threads? Do you really need a general god damn

Hi. Do you have anything worthwhile to contribute to this thread? Would you like to talk about Mr. Strawberry?

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Yes we do

what did he mean by this?

This show is the source of memes

Yes, Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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Name a good one.

there isn't one. these threads are full of tired memes and david lynch dick riders who can't admit that the new twin peaks is a tedious boring piece of crap

David Lynch attracts a lot of pseuds who pretend to enjoy his work but don't understand it, e.g. that Mr. Strawberry is clearly the warden's dog.

The fact that Lynch fans are autistic doesn't take away from the fact that it's a good show. It's not perfect, but it's the best thing on TV right now.

yup

Vedderposting is a good meme. You can tell by the way most people ignored it at the start and those who did acknowledge it were annoyed by it, and now everyone's given in and it's taken over the general.

t. buttmad coop fag

>it's good because it's forced
Wanna know how I can spot the newfag?

It's just one guy forcing it.

Twin Peaks transcends memes
Except Vedderposting. Fuck that guy

>still forcing this meme

mr strawberry was a person

all memes are forced at first faggot, the good ones catch on.

Judy

Wanna know how I can spot the newfag?

imagine actually getting triggered by vedderposting lmao

siht fo tou reh evael

we're not gonna talk about Judy
at all

Reminder that when Gordon opens his hotel door it's the scene immediately following where Laura realizes it's been her dad the whole time

>Mr. Strawberry is clearly the warden's dog.
>No, I don't think I'll call Mr. Strawberry. I don't think he's taking calls
>calling a dog

He was making a joke.

>I don't think a dog is taking calls
Checks out. Thanks for proving my point, user.

I sometimes lay awake at night and stare hopelessly at the ceiling, wondering to myself, "What if vedderfags are about coop?"

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>elderly
The guy's only 71, that's hardly old. Your dad's probably older.

>I'm only capable of taking language literally.
Wanna know how I can spot the autist?

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>thinking there are middle-aged posters on Sup Forums
where do you think you are?

I bet you're right

don't mind them spreading the story out because it leaves more room for fun
just embrace it

are you guys pretending to be retarded? you really think the warden let mr c go over a fucking dog? its obviously a real person who was murdered.

jesus christ,

>I didn't watch the scene
the post.

>If I just pretend Mr. C never mentioned Joe McCluskey, it'll be just like Mr. C never mentioned Joe McCluskey. lol, I'm brilliant!

Friendly reminder that Jeremy spoke in the class today

0/10

>welcometotwinpeaks forum figured out that Mr. Strawberry was the warden's dog back in E5
lol, keep up /tpg/, you're embarrassing yourself.

cooper will come back and immediately get arrested by the fbi

Häxan L. here has clearly never been to /tpg/. No Häxan, the unfortunate fact is that there are casuals who need to be spoonfed. /tpg/ is ripe with them.

>"I met him and it clicked," he says. "David saw my darker underbelly and he used that. He got me and I got him. It was very special." MacLachlan and Lynch ended up parting ways after Twin Peaks. "I was angry with him at the time," says MacLachlan, "because he breezed in, directed two shows and then just left us on our own. I felt let down."

Holy shit I never noticed that lamp before... Twig + Owl

>ripe
Not trying to be dick or anything but I think the word you meant was "rife". I'm glad you enjoy Twin Peaks. See you Sunday for the new episode!

Will we ever see Bill Shaker again? He know where Dougie lives.

I think he will show up when we get more Don Harrison

Why does he look like he had a stroke? His acting was so much different in S2.

Rife.

I was thinking about him too. He was last seen in the morgue no?

>Vedderfags have evolved into literal Vedderfags i.e Laurafags and Kylefags
makes ya think

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that David Bowie recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
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That's right, when they find Dougie's ring in Briggs' stomach. I'm thinking once the FBI catches on to Vegas this will lead them right to Cooper.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that David Bowie recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cz1ypTjChcA

why dont they play the full version in every ep reeeeeeee youtube.com/watch?v=ujDB5ao1JCg

Starring Eric De Ra.

new shoes

Was Leo the precursor to Dougie?

Sheryl Lee has a lovely smile!

>People hated Leo's arc in Season 2
>Love Dougie despite being very similiar

You are all hypocrites.

I liked Leo's arc.

A cute maid has ar-

Show me a better Dougie scene than this:

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It can't be done.

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David was behind Dougie

Clearly a different issue