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That pic is a liberal's wet dream in every conceivable way.

Is that Arseface?

Alien is not handsome, I don't want to have sex with it.
Would not watch

are these the main characters?

It looks like a cover of a porn parody.

costumes look progressively more futuristic and detailed

it's set in the past

if it's set before kirk just go in heavy with a sixties look, but, you know, with a modern tv sized budget

Holy shit you're right

Looks more like a scrotum

Scroteface

Same shit everyone was saying about Enterprise. Not even sure what "more futuristic" means in terms of fashion. It's not like we can predict what will look more 22nd versus 24th century.

Hmm how can we have a white male on this show but still let people know we hate them?

I know! We'll make his face look British!

is this a joke?

How long until a dubs edit?

The fuck? Why are they remaking Galaxy Quest already?

now were talkin

This show looks like shit but that negress looks hot as fuck right there and i would love to eat her pussy and asshole.

What the hell were they THINKING?

Are you a Reaper?

...what about mouthwash?

The uniforms look horrible and cheap, like something out of a capeshit movie.

1. Hire the worst actor on the Walking Dead as your lead.

2. Make a terrible trailer showing off poor acting, story, and special effects.

3.Complain to media that terrible show is being bashed by white men.

4. ???

5. Profit

You haven't even seen an episode yet.

can someone faceapp niggerize that

Yes, that would be hilarious. Someone, please do that.

Sonequa Martin Green is a qt

why do they recycle the same 5 black actresses in every american show?

What other show was she in outside of The Walking Dead?

these filters are long gone m8

thank SJWs for it

This is a failure of capitalism
Everything must be open source

>immediate prequel
>Klingon storyline
>main character is Spock's black sister

they were going for a NASA theme with Enterprise, right? I can buy the weird change into TOS aesthetic over 100 years. Making it 10 years is a bit weird innit.

Will this make it a season?

POC Trek will be shit.

I, for one, will not watch even one single episode. Not even going to pirate it. JUST NOT GOING TO WATCH IT. You hear that, CBS? Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men?

Are you having a seizure, user?

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Not his fault his show was plagiarized.

Can someone give me this run-down on this? This is the very first I've heard of it.

do you really want to hear the alt-rights latest tantrum over the fact people other than white males exist and get to star in things

I didn't know they were making a new Star Trek series. Is this in the new altered timeline?

the irony about such things is it's all time

with the last series we could have said:
>do you really want to hear the lefts latest tantrum over the fact white males exist and get to star in things

people, man

And once the pilot is released and it's shit, you'll be saying "It's only the first season. It'll get better later". Then when S2 is running and quality hasn't changed your next defense will be "TGN and DS9 didn't even get good until their third seasons." Once CBS cancels it you'll whinge that fans are entitled and didn't give it a chance.

Technically the unaltered timeline rather than the new movie one, about ten years before the Original Series

No, I'm waiting to see an episode before leveling judgment, you colossal fucking brainlet.

>set 10 years before the original
>looks nothing like the original
>is about Klingon cold war
>starring Spock's hitherto unheard of black sister
>Alex Kurtzman i.e. shit

Why does a spoof movie have better make up?

So it's in the original timeline? Why?

>why does a movie have a bigger budget than a series?
Will the dumb in this thread EVER stop?

Race and gender issues aside, it seems to me the current generation of writers don't really *get* Star Trek.

I'll still watch it, but what I've seen just doesn't feel like Star Trek to me.

Anyone else think something about STD just seems off?

No he's right. The show does look like shit and people are discussing that and your "reserving judgement" is the same as all those retards who said people should give the nu-24 reboot or the Carrie, The Thing, Total Recall, Robocop and countless other remakes a chance despite them looking like shit from the word go.

Ever seen Farscape?

no excuse

Kurzman doesn't get anything.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kurtzman

Look at the shit he was involved with.

No, he's wrong. I'd like to actually view an episode before condemning the show based strictly on casting. Fuck you, idiot.

>nu-24 reboot or the Carrie, The Thing, Total Recall, Robocop
Except none of those things are proven vehicles with multiple successful and interesting series over a span of 50 years. Did you really just equate the Robocop reboot with the idea of a new Trek series? Jesus Christ, square pegs into round holes.

Except Robocop was solid (easily the second best Robocop movie) and Total Recall was fine too.

You make a fair point user.
Allow me to raise a counterpoint:

If you know your budget is too low to make an idea for a costume work without looking like shit:
Why do you still make it instead of going for something else?

As much as people like to shit on Trek for how everyone looks like humans with minor differences, at least the creators understood their technical limitations, and didn't try do overly ambitious stuff that would have made them even worse.

Decent simplistic make up > Shitty looking complex make up

>If you know your budget is too low to make an idea for a costume work without looking like shit:
This argument depends entirely on subjective taste. I think the suits look just fine.

To clarify, the actual uniform I think looks good as well, but the prosthetic(?) (Honestly I've no idea what the mask/glove part of the costume is called by itself) stuff just looks like something out of Spy Kids.
And Spy Kids was actually going for the play-dough look.

You think in the new Star Trek timeline the Trump era replaced the Eugenics Wars?

Will STD reference the alt-right and the Drumpf era?

>he can't tell the contrast and colors have been altered
>he's actually complaining about how something """looks""" in promotional material

I guess because it would annoy people otherwise.

>set in the original timeline
>what, why? can't they think of something original?

>set in original timeline
>what the fuck, so the rest of the franchise is useless now?

Never deal with autism.

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this is the fate of any long running franchise

Are you actually retarded? The point of the soft-reboot was to be able to tell stories in that period of time now that the original cast is old or dead. Setting this back in the original unaltered timeline makes it impossible to integrate it with any of the new movies in any way. Try to think like a hollywood producer for a second. Which option is going to make you more money?

This time trek discovers niggers and queers... and YASSS QUEEN!!!

>nuRobocop better than Robocop 2

Holy fucking pleb overload

Robocop 2 is fucking trash

The point of the movie soft-reboot was to use Kirk, Spock and the TOS characters and Enterprise again

This series is not doing that

>if it's set before kirk just go in heavy with a sixties look

they've been heavily focusing the design of the show after Abrams Trek movies, even the action looks very similar, they probably want to get more normies to watch the show this way

You just restated what I said.

So, I thought I reached a point where there is nothing I couldn't imagine them doing to fuck things up, but it seems like you found the bottom of this barrel for me user.
In spite of everything else, I don't think they'd do that.
Thank you for helping me find one hope.

I think they'd pull in more normies with the sixties look. Who do you think watched Mad Men?

Ds9 already referenced the post trump era when they time traveled and there were walls built around the major cities during the bell riots.

>You think in the new Star Trek timeline the Trump era replaced the Eugenics Wars?Will STD reference the alt-right and the Drumpf era?

I'm actually hoping he lets NK nuke the west coast before he retaliates.

Talk about a "WIN-WIN"... wew lad!!!

america has gone too far

>in TNG, Q holds picard in them during trials of the great nuclear holocaust of the 21st century

>NK is about to tempt trump into a Nuclear altercation

wtf

>Star Trek is actually happening
>and it's all Two-Scoop Trump's doing

Is it a blessing or a curse?

Reminder that everyone on the CBS board is over 60 and they have no idea what the coveted 18-32 demographic wants.

wipipo only include blacks and minorities in space operas as some fetishized or ugly barbarian race welllll now lets do it back lmbao #resist

Just forwarded this suggestion to the PRESIDENT of EARTH

>SEX
>STD
>woman and man on cover

>Total Recall was fine too
WRONG, Total Recall was absolute garbage. Robocop was a decent action flick though.

>that filmography

How do have a career that long and never make anything good?

Why did they make the ayylium hideous. Star Trek would show weird looking ayys but they never made the hideous ones part of the main cast aside from space-jews and space-guidos.

I blame the antifa faggots for pissing him off.

After seeing how bad DISC was i started watching TOS. Damn this is a good show. Lots of cute 60s babes

my face is tired

>After seeing how bad DISC was

How many episodes did you get to watch?

Why didn't they style it after TOS?
Mid century styles are popular again and seems like a more accurate vision of the future than the generic shiny metal and blue holograms that have been stereotypical of sci fi since the early 2000s

Because they would complain that the set looks too cheap and basic like a 60s set. modern scifi babies want every surface covered in lights and buttons and readouts

Because they're not making the show for 40+ year old burnouts, nobody else gives a fuck about it not looking like a show that was made half a century ago

That's not the point, even if you haven't seen TOS, a colorful retro style would look much better than the modern trend of shiny metal and lens flares

Costumes look pretty 50's in style to me

>a colorful retro style
Which was a product of TOS being made in the actual 60s. Are you clinically retarded?

"Lens flare" is faggot speech for lens GLARE.

Why does a low budget Australian scifi show have better makeup than CBS' marquee syence fyction franchise?

I was watching the first season last night in production order. I had forgotten how good some of them were. The Cage is best, but Dagger of the Mind was always a favorite.

>How do have a career that long and never make anything good?
Riding on the coattails of JJ Abrams

I'm not sure how involved he was with Fringe and Alias, the only two good credits on his resume, but they were pretty good shows.

With a face like that, who needs an anus?