Okay one more time

Okay one more time
Slowly try to explain the differnce

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One is full of tall, blonde people who ride bikes a lot. The other is...oh...shit...

Never mind.

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Danes are obsessed with and hate Swedes Dutch are obsessed with and hate Anglos

One had a real colonial empire.

one is bootleg norway, the other is bootleg germany

Dutch are tightwads, Danes are smug.. or are you looking for non-meme answers?

What are you talking about, Danes love Swedes

>cope

Kys bastard Moor child

One will only drown half of its territory

We are rude and stingy.
They are more friendly and polite.

Is Greenland that badly protected?

>germans in denial
>friendly and polite

I don't think you're rude, per se. Just very blunt.

What the fuck are you implying seƱor chavez

Yes, they are.

Which a lot of people think is rude.

wow, rude

Piss off, cunt.

>D*nes
>Politie
>

Fuck you dirty d*tch

The Dutch are pseudo-germans with an undeniably anglo soul. They're fundamentally pragmatic, with high spatial creativity, making them masters at problem solving. But they're somewhat cold and judgmental on the outside. They present themselves as socially libertarian but are actually quite conservative on the inside - they tolerate, but don't like, a variety of legal behaviour in their country because its just the best way to handle an issue. They're not cheap, but they value money.

The Danes are scandinavians but in a watered-down kind of way. They're friendlier people and are more open about themselves. They tend to focus moreso on their country's internal affairs, compared to the Dutch who still have some colonial urges, expressed in the modern day as more multinational expansion of their businesses.

That you are not white yurocuck.

Unironically good post.

I use to think they were the same country until I was like 15. interestingly enough spanish people confuse switzerland and sweden all the time because spanish words for those cunts sound similar

their capitals seem curiously similar

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The d*nish palace was based on the d*tch train station