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Bad Connie Edition

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SEXY

So you mean normal Connie?

>implying Pearl would interact with Connie if she was mean to Steven

top lel

Nth for best diamond

>implying Pearl wouldn't ditch Steven for anyone female even remotely interested in her

i lov u jasper

Pearl's harem is gonna be YUGE

I saw the last episode

I love Mystery Girl

Like, LOVE Mystery Girl.

Is this what having a waifu is like?

Would you drink bleach for her if she asked you to?

Would you kill yourself over her?

If "no", then no.

I just feel trapped

I just feel trapped

I just feel trapped

Not yet. Give it a week.

This is what you get when Connie starts hanging round with Pearl's Mystery Girl, who seems to be spending far too many late nights at the Temple.

I WOULD

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Mystery Girl is a bad influence

Steven's been learning swear words from her

Then do it, your waifu commands it.

I'm sure Steven wouldn't mind though.

So THAT'S how Pearl is going to say fuck.

This is not the crossover I expected to see today but I'm happy I did

Ok
Goodbye /sug/

That's just Jasper in disguise.

Why does SU and it's fanbase suck so much nowadays?

Plum

We're back, baby!

Because you got old

I wish I could've been here before Peridot became as big as she is now.

>dark messiah of might and magic
i don't really know.
something real fucked up, i'd imagine.
>peridot's weapon turns out to be the mighty boot, able to cannon people towards spiky surfaces and ledges
>something something ancient gem prophesy about a half-gem prince and a dusty old skull
>SHOW SOME SKILL BEFORE I KILL YOU

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Peridot really doesn't need a weapon and neither do the Sneople.

It's always sucked, and I'm including myself in that assessment. It's just in the past we were more joyful and less cynical, now instead of wanting to see Steven capture monsters we want him to plot and instigate a bloody Homeworld revolution.

Anyone wants me to write a song, I am one of the musicfags from like three weeks ago.

Give me a request and when I wake up in the morning I'll start working on it. Check back tomorrow midday for results?

Love you!!!!!

God damn she's huge, wonder if she'll stay massive when we see her again?

she clearly got it from her momma

Shipping, waifu fagging, and tumblr all fucked things up.

She's not that big.

Pic related would be more accurate, assuming all Diamonds are the same size.

I support Pearl Harem.

She was always a bad influence.

All wrong. SU started to stuck when it began, because Tumblr was the main audience of the show, and everyone who lies it unironically is part Tumblr.

shit let's post bloople

Could you write a song about Armstrong? focusing on what it's like to live with only touch to guide you?

Ahhhh my ultimate fantasy
Being desired for any reason

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:)

HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

Interesting. I don't have any melody or lyrical ideas about that immediately, but I do have an arrangement in mind for a song like that. So, maybe!

>Horny fourteen year old not wanting to take his pants off in front of a cute girl
I'm calling bullshit on that one.

GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

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They have like 5 or 6 other things they could be doing besides fucking with Homeworld.

>furthering Steven's powers
>taming Bismuth
>saving Jasper and all the other corruptions
>searching for, and reforming the Rubies
>>>townies

>Lapis

Source on the original, I need this for masturbatory reasons.

VAN, YEAH, THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN

She is a slut after all

pastebin.com/E6fHwUmd

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write something with, i'm unsure, your favorite oc gem or something

Dont worry, Greg will set her straight

depression is never an excuse
just turn that self-loathing into self-hatred and burn it as fuel

DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

I feel like this is similar to how Steven was conceived.

>take a strange but relatable concept make it into a show
>a family, mostly focusing on a magic boy with magic powers
>give him a dark past so the audience can be suckered in by him
>slowly and slowly sprinkle feminist ideas in, not too much at once, just enough
>audience becomes so engrossed by the adventure they forget they can dislike the show
>start a huge interesting arc with characters the fans genuinely feel emotion for
>start making the filler episodes into feminist norms
>slowly start making the story arc in to those same norms
>turn and entirely unwitting fanbase into loyalists
>next take on the network
ITS A POISON SEEPING INTO YOUR MINDS
WAKE UP PEOPLE

Please post all Yellow Diamond pictures.

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Needs the Chaaps bag shopped in.

Can you cite some examples of these ideas that were sprinkled in?

Were you around for the catch and release thread? That was the moment her popularity skyrocketed. Easily the best thread i've been a part of and we'll never experience them again thanks to leaks.

Noice

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>Were you around for the catch and release thread?

I lurked back then, but no I wasn't there to see it. Any good caps?

im going to kill myself if pink diamond turns out to be evil

All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people
pearls initial dislike of men "validated"
the entire race of godlike creatures are all women
garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat
the fact that a super human male couldn't lift a sword a 12 year old girl could
the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own
oh yes my friend its slow
its a crawling slow
and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day

I PD isn't the cute little sister/mom then the crew failed us.

>deus ex
snake people are real, some augmented dude in a baggy trench coat that makes him look bigger than he is has to take them down also the crystal gems save the day and are secretly nanomachines?

I could power an oven at Auschwitz.

If Pearl "pussypounder" the Renegde doesn't become a Casanova with many different women I'm going to be mad.

>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own

Yeah, I forgot that Connie saved him from Bismuth and Pearl said it was to be expected that he couldn't fight a gem like her because Bismuth was a strong independent gem woman and Steven is just an inferior male.

>pussypounder

>not using one of the more creative nicknames

So unless we've all been rused by PD and Rose somehow, are you guys saying you want Rose to be completely evil?

Or you know people will realize what's going on and abandon ship which will have the writers either scramble to "correct" it or blame that those viewers were never true fans or whatever. The network will notice when the viewers will drop though and a change will happen in this stupid fucking theoretical situation I made.

Every time I see Pearl and Mystery Girl, I think

'Fuck her Pearl. Fuck her HARD!'

If it weren't for Rose's Sword, he'd be dead.

Na, I remember everyone freaking out and posting "what a lovely day" memes realizing Peridot is getting redeemed. Most people didnt even think it was going to be a Peridot episode.

>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people

not true

>pearls initial dislike of men "validated"

not true

>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women

the gems are portrayed as parasites with a fucked up society. the rebels that defend earth are the tiny minority. gems are not "godlike creatures".

Yes

>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people
Greg is based, the only really shitty ones are Dewey and Lars

>pearls initial dislike of men "validated"
Her dislike of Greg, and it's pretty clear she's the cunt about it.

>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women
And their whole society has a hugely oppressive caste system that regularly conquers worlds and rapes them for resources

>.garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat
Can you really have homosexuals if your species doesn't even sexually reproduce?

>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own
He soloed Bismuth, who was was on par with Garnet

>and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day

Not sure if autistic or just really retarded shitposting at this point.

But yeah Garnet is two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

That one image of Pearl sucking Mystery Girl's cock is the perfect image when I think about their relationship.

Yes, so?

would you rather have a pearl, or 4 rubies and a sapphire

I remember the "yfw it's a yellowtail episode" and plenty of other jokes surrounding the it, but it really is a shame that I missed the thread.

I liked Peri quite a bit back then.

Right on man, looking forward to what you do with him!

Right, you realize all the horrible, awful things that have happened in the show were caused by females right? You realize every villain is also a female, and their upcoming rival is a white male, right?

No feminist propaganda would ever allow that shit.

Not the point, I was just saying.

rubies and sapphire. Seeing into the future is way over powered.

What are you trying to say though? That he needed a weapon to fight just like everyone else?

That makes no goddamn sense as an argument and you know it.

There are some parts of it which reek of feminism, yes. I'll give you that. I'll also give you that more positive male role models should be in there, but Greg is pretty good, were it not for his complete lack of entrepreneurial skills. I mean how is it not, even from a traditional standpoint, virtuous to prioritize your child over everything? Over your own health (he's fat), your own possessions (he owns basically what he can fit in a van and a storage shed), your own dreams (of being a rock star)?

Yet feminists still praise the show. Hmm...

How would you react if Mystery Girl was trans

He's hardly every around Steven, and that's pretty important for a kid to have his parents around. His mom is basically dead, and his dad just ever shows up 30% of the time. Pa and Ma kent from MoS were better parents than him.

You can keep 3 of the rubies, I just need one to make a Garnet