>implying Pearl would interact with Connie if she was mean to Steven
top lel
Joseph Brown
Nth for best diamond
Cameron Wilson
>implying Pearl wouldn't ditch Steven for anyone female even remotely interested in her
Aiden Taylor
i lov u jasper
Hunter Kelly
Pearl's harem is gonna be YUGE
Angel Hill
I saw the last episode
I love Mystery Girl
Like, LOVE Mystery Girl.
Is this what having a waifu is like?
Dominic Morris
Would you drink bleach for her if she asked you to?
Charles Watson
Would you kill yourself over her?
If "no", then no.
Luis Torres
I just feel trapped
I just feel trapped
I just feel trapped
Luis Williams
Not yet. Give it a week.
Adrian Jackson
This is what you get when Connie starts hanging round with Pearl's Mystery Girl, who seems to be spending far too many late nights at the Temple.
Levi Powell
I WOULD
Aiden Rodriguez
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Nathaniel Evans
...
Isaac Cook
Mystery Girl is a bad influence
Steven's been learning swear words from her
Tyler Kelly
Then do it, your waifu commands it.
Cooper Anderson
I'm sure Steven wouldn't mind though.
Lucas Bell
So THAT'S how Pearl is going to say fuck.
Charles Hall
This is not the crossover I expected to see today but I'm happy I did
Colton Mitchell
Ok Goodbye /sug/
Nicholas James
That's just Jasper in disguise.
Alexander Nguyen
Why does SU and it's fanbase suck so much nowadays?
Angel Cook
Plum
Ian Cook
We're back, baby!
Aaron Morris
Because you got old
Cameron Butler
I wish I could've been here before Peridot became as big as she is now.
Kayden Turner
>dark messiah of might and magic i don't really know. something real fucked up, i'd imagine. >peridot's weapon turns out to be the mighty boot, able to cannon people towards spiky surfaces and ledges >something something ancient gem prophesy about a half-gem prince and a dusty old skull >SHOW SOME SKILL BEFORE I KILL YOU
Andrew Hill
...
Brandon Watson
Peridot really doesn't need a weapon and neither do the Sneople.
Gabriel Murphy
It's always sucked, and I'm including myself in that assessment. It's just in the past we were more joyful and less cynical, now instead of wanting to see Steven capture monsters we want him to plot and instigate a bloody Homeworld revolution.
Gabriel White
Anyone wants me to write a song, I am one of the musicfags from like three weeks ago.
Give me a request and when I wake up in the morning I'll start working on it. Check back tomorrow midday for results?
Love you!!!!!
Dominic Foster
God damn she's huge, wonder if she'll stay massive when we see her again?
Jordan Young
she clearly got it from her momma
Ayden White
Shipping, waifu fagging, and tumblr all fucked things up.
Benjamin Walker
She's not that big.
Pic related would be more accurate, assuming all Diamonds are the same size.
Landon Baker
I support Pearl Harem.
Cooper Hall
She was always a bad influence.
Parker Stewart
All wrong. SU started to stuck when it began, because Tumblr was the main audience of the show, and everyone who lies it unironically is part Tumblr.
Gabriel Butler
shit let's post bloople
Daniel Flores
Could you write a song about Armstrong? focusing on what it's like to live with only touch to guide you?
Owen Brooks
Ahhhh my ultimate fantasy Being desired for any reason
Austin Ramirez
...
Anthony Robinson
...
Brayden Rodriguez
:)
Ethan Turner
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
Gabriel Powell
Interesting. I don't have any melody or lyrical ideas about that immediately, but I do have an arrangement in mind for a song like that. So, maybe!
Gavin Turner
>Horny fourteen year old not wanting to take his pants off in front of a cute girl I'm calling bullshit on that one.
Jonathan Johnson
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
Leo Myers
...
Ryder Roberts
They have like 5 or 6 other things they could be doing besides fucking with Homeworld.
>furthering Steven's powers >taming Bismuth >saving Jasper and all the other corruptions >searching for, and reforming the Rubies >>>townies
>Lapis
Ian Torres
Source on the original, I need this for masturbatory reasons.
write something with, i'm unsure, your favorite oc gem or something
John Nelson
Dont worry, Greg will set her straight
Tyler Sanchez
depression is never an excuse just turn that self-loathing into self-hatred and burn it as fuel
Eli Thomas
DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
Logan Johnson
I feel like this is similar to how Steven was conceived.
Kevin Scott
>take a strange but relatable concept make it into a show >a family, mostly focusing on a magic boy with magic powers >give him a dark past so the audience can be suckered in by him >slowly and slowly sprinkle feminist ideas in, not too much at once, just enough >audience becomes so engrossed by the adventure they forget they can dislike the show >start a huge interesting arc with characters the fans genuinely feel emotion for >start making the filler episodes into feminist norms >slowly start making the story arc in to those same norms >turn and entirely unwitting fanbase into loyalists >next take on the network ITS A POISON SEEPING INTO YOUR MINDS WAKE UP PEOPLE
Hudson Bailey
Please post all Yellow Diamond pictures.
Kevin Lopez
...
Luke Miller
Needs the Chaaps bag shopped in.
Can you cite some examples of these ideas that were sprinkled in?
Julian Martin
Were you around for the catch and release thread? That was the moment her popularity skyrocketed. Easily the best thread i've been a part of and we'll never experience them again thanks to leaks.
Asher Evans
Noice
Jacob Watson
...
Joseph Diaz
>Were you around for the catch and release thread?
I lurked back then, but no I wasn't there to see it. Any good caps?
Bentley Fisher
im going to kill myself if pink diamond turns out to be evil
Joshua Gonzalez
All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people pearls initial dislike of men "validated" the entire race of godlike creatures are all women garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat the fact that a super human male couldn't lift a sword a 12 year old girl could the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own oh yes my friend its slow its a crawling slow and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day
Parker Kelly
I PD isn't the cute little sister/mom then the crew failed us.
Brandon Foster
>deus ex snake people are real, some augmented dude in a baggy trench coat that makes him look bigger than he is has to take them down also the crystal gems save the day and are secretly nanomachines?
Owen Harris
I could power an oven at Auschwitz.
Asher Flores
If Pearl "pussypounder" the Renegde doesn't become a Casanova with many different women I'm going to be mad.
Landon White
>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own
Yeah, I forgot that Connie saved him from Bismuth and Pearl said it was to be expected that he couldn't fight a gem like her because Bismuth was a strong independent gem woman and Steven is just an inferior male.
Ayden Lewis
>pussypounder
>not using one of the more creative nicknames
Charles Barnes
So unless we've all been rused by PD and Rose somehow, are you guys saying you want Rose to be completely evil?
Nicholas Johnson
Or you know people will realize what's going on and abandon ship which will have the writers either scramble to "correct" it or blame that those viewers were never true fans or whatever. The network will notice when the viewers will drop though and a change will happen in this stupid fucking theoretical situation I made.
Oliver Watson
Every time I see Pearl and Mystery Girl, I think
'Fuck her Pearl. Fuck her HARD!'
Jayden Martinez
If it weren't for Rose's Sword, he'd be dead.
James Sullivan
Na, I remember everyone freaking out and posting "what a lovely day" memes realizing Peridot is getting redeemed. Most people didnt even think it was going to be a Peridot episode.
Gabriel Walker
>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people
not true
>pearls initial dislike of men "validated"
not true
>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women
the gems are portrayed as parasites with a fucked up society. the rebels that defend earth are the tiny minority. gems are not "godlike creatures".
Landon Rivera
Yes
Brandon Wright
>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people Greg is based, the only really shitty ones are Dewey and Lars
>pearls initial dislike of men "validated" Her dislike of Greg, and it's pretty clear she's the cunt about it.
>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women And their whole society has a hugely oppressive caste system that regularly conquers worlds and rapes them for resources
>.garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat Can you really have homosexuals if your species doesn't even sexually reproduce?
>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own He soloed Bismuth, who was was on par with Garnet
>and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day
Not sure if autistic or just really retarded shitposting at this point.
But yeah Garnet is two lesbians in a trenchcoat.
Grayson Green
That one image of Pearl sucking Mystery Girl's cock is the perfect image when I think about their relationship.
Levi Roberts
Yes, so?
Lincoln Butler
would you rather have a pearl, or 4 rubies and a sapphire
Justin Garcia
I remember the "yfw it's a yellowtail episode" and plenty of other jokes surrounding the it, but it really is a shame that I missed the thread.
I liked Peri quite a bit back then.
Aiden Green
Right on man, looking forward to what you do with him!
Ian Perry
Right, you realize all the horrible, awful things that have happened in the show were caused by females right? You realize every villain is also a female, and their upcoming rival is a white male, right?
No feminist propaganda would ever allow that shit.
Asher Russell
Not the point, I was just saying.
Nicholas Thompson
rubies and sapphire. Seeing into the future is way over powered.
William Reed
What are you trying to say though? That he needed a weapon to fight just like everyone else?
Luis Parker
That makes no goddamn sense as an argument and you know it.
There are some parts of it which reek of feminism, yes. I'll give you that. I'll also give you that more positive male role models should be in there, but Greg is pretty good, were it not for his complete lack of entrepreneurial skills. I mean how is it not, even from a traditional standpoint, virtuous to prioritize your child over everything? Over your own health (he's fat), your own possessions (he owns basically what he can fit in a van and a storage shed), your own dreams (of being a rock star)?
Ryan Howard
Yet feminists still praise the show. Hmm...
Charles Harris
How would you react if Mystery Girl was trans
Kevin Cox
He's hardly every around Steven, and that's pretty important for a kid to have his parents around. His mom is basically dead, and his dad just ever shows up 30% of the time. Pa and Ma kent from MoS were better parents than him.
Landon Perez
You can keep 3 of the rubies, I just need one to make a Garnet