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family friendly edition

I want a cuddle!

*kisses*

I want to go and hold up a timestamp or post a picture in the thread on Sup Forums or something

I went to America to sample the freedoms.
I am going to Japan to sample the weebshit.

>Can't blame a man for trying his luck ay.
fucken oath
>See how it plays it out, if she don't give you the time of day you're back where you started right?
Nah, i'd be even further behind. I'd usually sit next to her because she always took the seat in the front of the class, and as such we worked together and chatted a tiny bit in the breaks. Nothing serious though. Going to get there early today so I can get the seat before she gets there.

We'll see if she takes a seat next to me or not then :^)

Shame is for the weak :^)

Incest is wincest :^)

Ironic Japanese Imperialism into the South Pacific

>another
meme anime

when the 3rd year geologists were over in westport one of the other girls let one of the guys open up her tinder and match "herself" with randos from westport. apparently some 40 year old added her, she was probs 20 at the time.was pretty funny

I love the flag

Th-that doesnt look like a cuddle
As someone who as quite a few siblings including a twin I can confidently say incest is infact not winest, and sounds a wee bit ew

Ah yes, freedom

I still want it!
Disgusting.

me on the left tbqh

I wanna wank but I have no way of cleaning up with Y*nks downstairs

>Incest is wincest :^)
There is no such thing as cousins after dark :^)
Gotta watch out for them old creeps.
>I love the flag
Traitor

Do it in the shower :3

>slice hecker
Opinion on gook looney toons discarded
Use their underwear to masturbate

Do it in my mouth.

If I have access to the shower I would have access to the damn bathroom to clean myself up!

No vlad, that's a crime here

w-westy
this is so sudden!?!
but... I'm happy to finally hear these words.

Just playing.
Cum on the wall like the karenposter.

o-oh ok
lewd

I quite often wonder why I keep coming back here

just get a room already jeez

That's not a crime if it's against yanks, you said it yourself. And even if it is, what are you? A puss puss?

i guided a Russoid friend in Akihabara 2years ago, his first saying was like "totally different from my expectation (´･_･`)

wish I could clean up for you

D-do it under the covers into a plastic bag :3
DELET THAT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO AAAAAAH
*Smooches cheek*

lots of fucking weebs here you disgusting faggots

Westy is super lewd lately imho

wtf I can't sleep

I bet he's a weeb, who thought japongria is some sort of wonderland, while it's just a 90-s stuck mafia ridden commieblock land.

0w0

>Westy is super lewd lately imho
I think I'm starting to rub off on him.
My plan is working.

He probably expected anime girls and cosplayers instead of shabby cramp stores selling overpriced bluerays and technology from the 90's

rekt

Well what's it like then?

explain this story pls
im in my room m80
cute

>rekt
I'll rekt you in a second. Don't think all those drunk yanks will save you if I decide to rekt you

I will eat another orange now

>I'll rekt you in a second
please do

>she doesn't know about Karen poster
hehe

I'm drinking Welly, it's not my fault...
>I think I'm starting to rub off on him.
I'd rather you rub me off.

OKAY I'M DONE.

Best post so far, 5/5

>be karenposter
>wank
>finish on the wall behind your bed
>leave it there
>repeat for years
>show pics to everyone here
Dammit, I'd love to beat you up but I know you'd get off to it
So booze makes you a pervert, noted, this may come in handy later

Hehe come in handy

>I'd rather you rub me off.
o-ok...
>OKAY I'M DONE.
w-wow, you didn't last very long did you...
but that's ok, I could use a snack

Do it, please beat me up

is this going to be like the carpet story?

>it's just a 90-s stuck mafia ridden commieblock land.
Tokyo is exactly like this.

he's a mild weeb. i'm always wondering why people say Japan is shit while not visiting Kyoto n OLD SHEIT.
what's surprising is he's living in Japan after heavy disappointment with weeb Japan
i don't wanna say, just check it yourself. what's obvious is Akihabara is a weeb crusher.

>what's surprising is he's living in Japan
better than living in Russia I guess
Does he teach English?

I'm wondering if in fact you don't want to be beaten up and are using reverse phycology
No, this happened unlike the carpet story

>>show pics to everyone here
hahaha i wouldnt have the guts to do something like that
idk drinking doesnt make me any more lewd, just more likely to say what im thinking

>unlike the carpet story

Well I'm sure you wouldn't do something like that in the first place

...

Japan is exactly like what's shown in my animes :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I DID IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND THEN I STOPPED SO SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAH

>i don't wanna say, just check it yourself. what's obvious is Akihabara is a weeb crusher.
It's just an electronics district, right? With some weird stores and stuff?

Also cool nightclubs, yes?

yeah probably not

He stayed because there is nowhere to go for him perhaps. He just doesn't wants to get back to r*ssia.

he's a digital nomad and earning enough money to live alone. i got an explanation of his job once but i'm totally ignorant of computers so who knows XDDD

>A YEAR
Christ mate, just eat it like normal people do
That's a shame
kot

Everything I see can be twisted into something perverted.
I just can't help myself when I'm drinking.
I guess I'm just a dirty cunt.

Want to live in Japan

rare pic of my new flat

K O T
O
T

I like drunk westy :3

Had rice with chicken kebabs for din dins.

Seeing as that kinda stuff never gets forgotten here i'm happy that none of my habits ive mentioned are too embarrassing
>I guess I'm just a dirty cunt.
clearly :P

dont post pics of my bedroom
nice nice

Yum

>live in island gookistan
>work 6/1 14 hours a day
>commit sudoku in some forest with scattered trash
Sounds nice, brb moving to Japan

eh... Kyoto is anime tho
>It's just an electronics district, right? With some weird stores and stuff?
yea a combination of bleak electronic buildings and anime signboards is kinda gross
>Also cool nightclubs, yes?
yea prob
he's living in SPB too

>already live in island gookistan
>Japan has a better language and actually had culture
Sounds good to me

Also, I already failed the first day of No Fap March this morning.

In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit.

Better weather too, by far, and actual outdoors other than a shitty swamp

wait thats a thing?

I like you full stop.
I'm just more shy and self conscious when sober.
I've been told I'm totally different when drunk.

>yea a combination of bleak electronic buildings and anime signboards is kinda gross
>yea prob
what's there not to love

I also want to see shonben alley in Osaka(?), seems like a good time

>Seeing as that kinda stuff never gets forgotten here
Yeah, I wish it wasn't like that
>dont post pics of my bedroom
Don't tell me what to do
Me too
I'm not that small!
Wild wild westy when wasted

Maybe he lives in some shit district or had no opportunities, who knows
>choose to ignore work ethics part
Yeah, you know, you can't be NEEToid forever.

>I like you full stop.
Now I really really really really really want to get drunk with westy and get into silly hijinks around west port

I'm not a NEET though
And all gookistans have the same work environment.

>shonben alley
it's in Shinjuku-Tokyo, I've heard more than half of customers are now foreigners

>Do it, please beat me up
sounds like fun :>

China and SK both have better work environments for foreigners at the very least. Japanoid one is full retardation mixed with ignorance

t. gook pro

>China and SK both have better work environments for foreigners at the very least.
heh didn't know that

>shonben alley
Whats so special about it?
I've never heard of it which is rare.

>it's in Shinjuku-Tokyo, I've heard more than half of customers are now foreigners
Fug that sounds shitty

Would be cool to make a night out of it

one shot of some strong liquor in every bar up the street
see how far you get

ay

Where are even the best places to go drinking in Tokyo?

It's a long alley where you go to get absolutely pissed off ur head

Have numerous friends, who went to japong for work, and then fled to China and SK, because it's actually much better for foreigners. You only hear English teacher horror stories from Japan for a reason

>Wild wild westy when wasted
The five double yous, I'm not so caged by my silly self imposed rules.
We can do that!

He's talking out of his ass, SK is fucked up and China's work environment is ...barbaric

oh
sounds like a good place to get scammed

>specifically say for FOREIGNERS
>blah blah out of his ass
Whatever dude.

>We can do that!
YES!
I'll find a way out there westy!
I'll buy a damn car if I have to!

>for foreigners
That's that then
I thought we were talking about it in general. China is very, very fucked up for the average Joe.

>I'm just more shy and self conscious
fair enough, i can understand those feelings
I actively try to work against them sometimes thou
To be fair i just hear the stories, have a giggle and thats the end of it. Everyone has some cringy moments in their life.
>Don't tell me what to do
i'll do what i want
would post an actual pic of my room but its too dark to see anything. Actually that is probably for the best i really need to clean up

Thinking of filtering your flag 2bh. Or maybe just going away myself

Okay I'm going to try sleep again, wish me luck

ba- i mean good luck

>Whats so special about it?
the vipe. it's a quite narrow street filled with old types of izakaya which reminds you of Showa atmosphere.
arr rook same, basically i go to only cheap izakayas so who knows (´･_･`). i've never been there before (the street is a really touristic spot) .

also i want you to try 2000kcal Ramen pic related
just hope East Asia will become a non-shithole

YAY!
It'll be a bit of a drive though.
I do too.
I try to make small talk at every place I can
I see as practice coz I'm horrible at it.

I thought people love talking about themsevles so I just ask questions and let them go.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Fuckers really think I'll go to """"""""elections"""""""" of president haha
How am I at fault for you ignoring what I specified In the very first post, singa? i never implied about work ethics in general, you can stop being mad.

you really like your damn fatty ramen don't you.
Have you gone to that Ramen place that sells massive portions?

You're always passive-aggressive towards me. It's clear you dislike me or want to make fun of me.

to be fair the Russiod is in the right here.

I'm not referring to this that much, it's the previous two incidents in particular.