>awful, fucking awful, sick of you, cunt, you make the worst fucking editions going, fuck off with your witless ironic shite, I won't post a single letter in this thread. not one.
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honestly so glad i'm not british
awful, fucking awful, sick of you, cunt, you make the worst fucking editions going, fuck off with your witless ironic shite, I won't post a single letter in this thread. not one.
There are Australians in this thread who've NEVER seen snow
HEAVING
this edition is slightly less shite because it doesn't involve bizarro yank nigger shit, well done OP.
I know but it sounds so vulgar and American.
Would you say the time is oh-five-oh-one then?
unironically me
Really want to kiss her but I'm impossibly worried about it being a bad kiss that puts her off since it's my first kiss
it's fine, there's a good domestic supplier or two for most drugs. Often they even do next day delivery which is nice.
mad how there are brits here who didn't go to oxbridge
one past five
you're either British or Chinese
there is no other type of Australian
...
Waiting for Australian lass to confirm so I can shower and go out home. Feel like she's not reliable.
Alan why do computers need to make a loud buzzing sound whenever they need to restart?
how tight are our customs?
it's 18 years past 2000
they don't if you own a computer made post-2007
is Alan going out with an australian now? what happened to the shorthair ladyboy? can't keep up with this arc quite frankly
it's 82 years to 2100
Do you have chippers in australia?
Because their multiplexor needs resequencing
something about the quantity of cheese and basil required to make it properly costs far too much for people to be able to buy, jars would cost more than a tenner. so they use a bunch of substitutes to bulk it out meaning pesto is only about 30% pesto.
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
he's just LARPing again, no australian would go out with a bald 40 yo midget
is this a famous spot in paris?
could swear i've seen it in a film
does your Internet also sound like this
>customs
>on orders within the UK
errr
I assume you mean how often do drugs get found in the post and taken - the answer is never in my experience.
post good white porn stars
my favourite was the russian prostitute he was buying gifts for
finally got snow lads
but they've just upgraded us to a red warning
feel pleased but also slightly concerned
no I mean imports from other countries excluding netherlands
just got a new chipper
survival rates are about 5% in red weather lad RIP
reminds me of Gusteau's in Ratatouille lmao!
feeling quite chipper
same lol x
whereabouts? I would be shitting bricks if I wa sin a red zone desu
Umm sweaty
Bet you never saw what the message panel of bumble looks like the state of you fucking loser
put my gfs head in the chipper
>british weather redzone
did a snowflake fall??
fairly certain it's quite random - if you get caught ordering drugs just say it's not for you and they can't do you with anything
alan is falling right into my trap yet again
nice internet faggot
hmm maybe for knock off brands (I know Tesco's own pesto has fucking bamboo fibre in it for some reason) but Sacla pesto looks fine
>Sunflower Seed Oil, Italian Basil (36%), Cashew Nuts, Grana Padano PDO Cheese (MILK, EGG), Sea Salt, Glucose, Pecorino Romano PDO Cheese (MILK), Crushed Pine Kernels, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Flavourings, Potato Flakes, Acidity Regulator: Lactic Acid
Natalie Mars
dox'd ahaha
NEED an Emma Benitah gf
don't think I've ever ordered from abroad from a country that wasn't the netherlands tbqh
alan is so easily riled up, not a shred of self-awareness in the lad
exeter
thought we would miss out on it desu
might go out and start preemptively cannibalising people
'utt
MILK
EGG
>but it's cheap and lets you have a nice time with your mates doing fuck all
just like benzos
tango > fanta
egg?
How often do you change/wash your bedsheets?
>Bet you never saw what the message panel of bumble looks like the state of you fucking loser
Alan gets reminded he's an old, balding midget and loses his rag
>sunflower oil
no
>cashew nuts
no
>gran padano
no
>pecorino
no
>potato flakes
no
you sure you know what pesto is lad?
goin on 4 years now
bizarre, every guide I've read warns me not to order from there due to all the suspicion
small brain: anti-fascism
big brain: anti-communism
huge brain: anti-liberalism
heheh, cold southern boys, CHILLY little fairies
mad how alan has a phd, the body of a greek adonis, bangs hot thai sluts on the daily and is far more successful and prosperous than 90% of the runts here will ever be
dr nassim literally lives in your collective heads rent-free
she's a frog and VERY VERY cute
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once a week, every sunday
I look more and more like Joe Rogan the older and balder I get. Have you seen his fucking wife. Fuck off loser.
why did alan delete this picture
yeah whatever I still eat that crap
state of some english accents
but does he have the best cocaine connect in the country? dont think so
Thanks for your common sense lad. You're a good lad.
what happened to the faux hawk alan, the faux hawk
got a job interview in an hour haha WHY am i still in bed shit posting haha what am i like
his hairline flew away
>>gran padano
its fine
>>pecorino
also fine
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see what I mean @86264519
heh, flew
coz a hawk is a bird
and birds can fly
heh
Basic courtesy to the lady although I don't know her. Not all of us are the fucking fat guy from the simpson or South Park.
Alri lads need to go shower and shave
How does this make /brit/ feel?
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peng accent you daft mick
THE FAUX HAWK ALAN
THE FAUX HAWK
WHERE IS IT??????
why do americans call frying pans "skillets"
think I've just about had it with yanks
it's a bit silly
happy that racist is dead
half the age of Alan and live in the non-poverty version of asia
reckon I could drink him under the table too, the runt
you what? then why would you post it in the first place
not like we cant see it anymore is it
>I look more and more like Joe Rogan the older and balder I get. Have you seen his fucking wife. Fuck off loser.
*grabs alan by his shirt and starts spitting and screaming in his face with every word*
THE FAUX HAWK ALAN
WHERE. IS. IT? WHERE IS IT!!!
doc asked me for a poo sample lads. no instructions though. don't know how i'm meant to poo into this thing.
could easily mistaken for joe rogan
if i was blind and deaf
Still here as menacing as ever
eagerly awaiting my (you)
just dump a log into a tupperware
knock knock
we want enoch
you're supposed to use that scooper thing
just a small chunk, don't fill it up
Thats DOCTOR nassim douches to you
dad is legit autistic
you could say melancholic
inspired yet sad