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>awful, fucking awful, sick of you, cunt, you make the worst fucking editions going, fuck off with your witless ironic shite, I won't post a single letter in this thread. not one.

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honestly so glad i'm not british

awful, fucking awful, sick of you, cunt, you make the worst fucking editions going, fuck off with your witless ironic shite, I won't post a single letter in this thread. not one.

There are Australians in this thread who've NEVER seen snow

HEAVING

this edition is slightly less shite because it doesn't involve bizarro yank nigger shit, well done OP.

I know but it sounds so vulgar and American.
Would you say the time is oh-five-oh-one then?

unironically me

Really want to kiss her but I'm impossibly worried about it being a bad kiss that puts her off since it's my first kiss

it's fine, there's a good domestic supplier or two for most drugs. Often they even do next day delivery which is nice.

mad how there are brits here who didn't go to oxbridge

one past five

you're either British or Chinese

there is no other type of Australian

...

Waiting for Australian lass to confirm so I can shower and go out home. Feel like she's not reliable.

Alan why do computers need to make a loud buzzing sound whenever they need to restart?

how tight are our customs?

it's 18 years past 2000

they don't if you own a computer made post-2007

is Alan going out with an australian now? what happened to the shorthair ladyboy? can't keep up with this arc quite frankly

it's 82 years to 2100

Do you have chippers in australia?

Because their multiplexor needs resequencing

something about the quantity of cheese and basil required to make it properly costs far too much for people to be able to buy, jars would cost more than a tenner. so they use a bunch of substitutes to bulk it out meaning pesto is only about 30% pesto.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

he's just LARPing again, no australian would go out with a bald 40 yo midget

is this a famous spot in paris?
could swear i've seen it in a film

does your Internet also sound like this

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>customs
>on orders within the UK
errr

I assume you mean how often do drugs get found in the post and taken - the answer is never in my experience.

post good white porn stars

my favourite was the russian prostitute he was buying gifts for

finally got snow lads
but they've just upgraded us to a red warning
feel pleased but also slightly concerned

no I mean imports from other countries excluding netherlands

just got a new chipper

survival rates are about 5% in red weather lad RIP

reminds me of Gusteau's in Ratatouille lmao!

feeling quite chipper

same lol x

whereabouts? I would be shitting bricks if I wa sin a red zone desu

Umm sweaty
Bet you never saw what the message panel of bumble looks like the state of you fucking loser

put my gfs head in the chipper

>british weather redzone

did a snowflake fall??

fairly certain it's quite random - if you get caught ordering drugs just say it's not for you and they can't do you with anything

alan is falling right into my trap yet again

nice internet faggot

hmm maybe for knock off brands (I know Tesco's own pesto has fucking bamboo fibre in it for some reason) but Sacla pesto looks fine
>Sunflower Seed Oil, Italian Basil (36%), Cashew Nuts, Grana Padano PDO Cheese (MILK, EGG), Sea Salt, Glucose, Pecorino Romano PDO Cheese (MILK), Crushed Pine Kernels, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Flavourings, Potato Flakes, Acidity Regulator: Lactic Acid

Natalie Mars

dox'd ahaha

NEED an Emma Benitah gf

don't think I've ever ordered from abroad from a country that wasn't the netherlands tbqh

alan is so easily riled up, not a shred of self-awareness in the lad

exeter
thought we would miss out on it desu
might go out and start preemptively cannibalising people

'utt

MILK
EGG

>but it's cheap and lets you have a nice time with your mates doing fuck all
just like benzos

tango > fanta

egg?

How often do you change/wash your bedsheets?

>Bet you never saw what the message panel of bumble looks like the state of you fucking loser
Alan gets reminded he's an old, balding midget and loses his rag

>sunflower oil
no
>cashew nuts
no
>gran padano
no
>pecorino
no
>potato flakes
no

you sure you know what pesto is lad?

goin on 4 years now

bizarre, every guide I've read warns me not to order from there due to all the suspicion

small brain: anti-fascism
big brain: anti-communism
huge brain: anti-liberalism

heheh, cold southern boys, CHILLY little fairies

mad how alan has a phd, the body of a greek adonis, bangs hot thai sluts on the daily and is far more successful and prosperous than 90% of the runts here will ever be

dr nassim literally lives in your collective heads rent-free

she's a frog and VERY VERY cute
youtu.be/c71OpZZOgW0?t=57

once a week, every sunday

I look more and more like Joe Rogan the older and balder I get. Have you seen his fucking wife. Fuck off loser.

why did alan delete this picture

yeah whatever I still eat that crap

state of some english accents

but does he have the best cocaine connect in the country? dont think so

Thanks for your common sense lad. You're a good lad.

what happened to the faux hawk alan, the faux hawk

got a job interview in an hour haha WHY am i still in bed shit posting haha what am i like

his hairline flew away

>>gran padano
its fine
>>pecorino
also fine

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see what I mean @86264519

heh, flew
coz a hawk is a bird
and birds can fly
heh

Basic courtesy to the lady although I don't know her. Not all of us are the fucking fat guy from the simpson or South Park.
Alri lads need to go shower and shave

How does this make /brit/ feel?
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peng accent you daft mick

THE FAUX HAWK ALAN


THE FAUX HAWK

WHERE IS IT??????

why do americans call frying pans "skillets"

think I've just about had it with yanks

it's a bit silly

happy that racist is dead

half the age of Alan and live in the non-poverty version of asia

reckon I could drink him under the table too, the runt

you what? then why would you post it in the first place
not like we cant see it anymore is it

>I look more and more like Joe Rogan the older and balder I get. Have you seen his fucking wife. Fuck off loser.

*grabs alan by his shirt and starts spitting and screaming in his face with every word*
THE FAUX HAWK ALAN

WHERE. IS. IT? WHERE IS IT!!!

doc asked me for a poo sample lads. no instructions though. don't know how i'm meant to poo into this thing.

could easily mistaken for joe rogan
if i was blind and deaf

Still here as menacing as ever

eagerly awaiting my (you)

just dump a log into a tupperware

knock knock
we want enoch

you're supposed to use that scooper thing

just a small chunk, don't fill it up

Thats DOCTOR nassim douches to you

dad is legit autistic

you could say melancholic
inspired yet sad