You have to cast Sandler in one of your favorite films to try to improve it. He can play any character but he has to be a main character.
CAST SANDLER
Bane
I'd love to see him say "He didn't fly so good" in his Billy Madison character
But... wait, my favorite? Why would I think it needed that kind of improvement if it was one of my favorites?
>Hey, I love this movie, wouldn't it be fun if I pointlessly destroyed it by adding Adam Sandler!
OP, I think "the last movie you watched now stars..." is a better format for this joke.
hitler in inglorious bastards
Hawkins in Predator.
Play the game nigger
star wars: a new hope
he's luke and han solo.
Amy nu-russian "Comedy" exept first fir-tree. His presense will automaticly improve movie.
Oh fuck, i'm blind.
Death in Meet Joe Black.
american psycho as Paul Allen
he Drives
I would like to see him as the guy getting raped in Deliverance
That first person shooter one that came out that was good. Then I wouldn't have to see him but he'd still be the main guy. Might hear his squeaky laugh but you can't have everything I guess.
me too
I'd cast him in Punch-Drunk Love
The first one into the gas chamber in my shoah flick.
>He can play any character but he has to be a main character
are you retarded?
There's a difference between a main character and the main character
The bear jew
The Bill Wilson character in TDKR.
RJ MacReady from The Thing. I think it might be even better.
Idris Elba in The Dark Tower
I think he could have done as good or better than Paul Rudd as Ant man
Let's see Sandler play a drunk in Leaving Las Vegas
Bet he can't top Nic Cage's performance.
The Room
He might be able to pull off The Elephant Man if he doesn't ham it up as a joke
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
Name one movie with more than one main character
He couldn't play Tommy
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Denny in The Room
he would not sound or act the same, but just Sandler reading the lines? It would at least take the movie from 0% to 2% out of 100
BvS
He plays Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Lex and Zod/Domesday
Only if Steve Buscemi plays the man in black and Rob Schneider plays the kid