>scientists land on alien planet, do basic analysis of atmosphere and then walk out of the lander like they just arrived on vacation >shithead steps into alien spore sac thingy without noticing >dumb fuck retard literally sticks his nose in an alien spore sacs which cums in his face and he either doesnt notice or thinks its no biggie
you're fucking retarded, they clearly say that all vitals on that planet were better than the one they were heading to before they made a decision to descend on it. fuckin normies
Leo Rivera
Albino xenomorphs kill some crew and then a regular xeonomorph kills some more
Leo Ross
even with the 22nd century technology it's very stupid to just go outside without any protection.
ffs even prometheus got that right
Austin Bailey
>dumb fuck retard literally sticks his nose in an alien spore sacs which cums in his face and he either doesnt notice or thinks its no biggie DUDE LOOK AT THESE WEIRD ALIEN BERRIES BRO
Covenant was like watching a Jackass episode.
Chase Robinson
Women slipping on the same banana peel twice. You can turn it off after that point since it's all downhill from there
Justin Gutierrez
Qt lead female and cool drama between androids. Everything else was gay though.
Thomas Barnes
>gay colonists
Caleb Lewis
Glad to see a certificate space colonist like OP, please tell me more about you standard procedures.
Andrew Edwards
and you alone on Earth forever.
Hunter Morgan
>landing without respirators on a world that has a 100% probability of having bacteria and viruses you have no immunity whatsoever against Mush've been one of those "special" colonies
Luis Ortiz
>Covenant was like watching a Jackass episode. Accurate. >>gay colonists By that point actual procreation was irrelevant to starting colonies, all they need are couples to start families. They had fetal humans in cryo for pete's sake. Stop being obsessed with gay people you virgin.
The part that just pissed me off was that David supposedly created modern xenos to be 'perfect organisms' when bloodbursters were obviously more lethal or how dumb the Engineers (I'm still hoping those weren't Engineers) were. I mean we can tell when an unidentified craft enters foreign airspace but this super advanced race couldn't tell that their ship was from a ancient ruined world and being piloted by an alien? You can't even argue that they weren't expecting any enemies because they're canonically at war with the Yautja - a race plenty advanced enough to hijack a ship.
Hopefully the Prometheus franchise will be better.
James Cruz
They were the security team, you dingus.
Ryder Wright
>run simulations on their planet which is light years away >no idea what kind of life and vegetation exist on the planet >dont bring any environmental suits >so sure of them selves they allow couples to have high ranking positions on the ship
Luke Jones
It's pretty sad that the only thing that keeps the plot moving is the stupidity of the characters. from the whole, 'hey, lets touch down a few miles away form the signal and walk on a potentially hostile planet' instead of doing a quick flyby to check the situation'. to, 'lets split up' and 'casually enter A FUCKING ALIEN SPACESHIP without setting up a perimeter or communicating to your ship'. not to mention, 'hey lets touch anything'.
also the fucking slapstick with two people slipping on blood in five minutes and 'lets trust the creepy robot who dissects everything and talks to monsters'.
they even thought its somehow a good idea to put fucking couples on board the ship. there is a reason why relationships in the military are a no go - they cloud your fucking judgement.
Aaron Howard
Yea, that's why fox is going to reboot the franchise again.
Zachary Richardson
>they're canonically at war with the Yautja
is this come comics bullshit?
Tyler Adams
They abandoned everything good in Prometheus and increased the bad 10-fold.
John Edwards
I was hoping they'd show the damage the baby albino xenomorph did to the first girl who slipped, would've been nice to see all the cuts or what was left of her face
Nicholas Long
There were no real "scientists" in this movie
Jaxon Edwards
Atleast read the complete article, dipshit.
Fox gonna reboot the franchise after thelas Ridley's movie.
Lives on planet with jedi master >worried about helmet
That, is why you fail
Brandon Mitchell
okay, then...... WHERE IS HIS CONDOM, HE IS IN DANGER!!!
Colton Sullivan
oh look the poor retarded rented another movie.
Leo Walker
>ffs even prometheus got that right
This
One of the biggest complaints for Prometheus was them taking off their helmets BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD HELMETS.
Hudson Torres
Lmao 3 years later and they're even dumber
Noah Jones
yeah
Chase Richardson
>ffs even prometheus got that right By removing their helmets the second they detected enough oxygen to breathe? They wouldn't have worn them at all if the surface air was breathable.
The criticisms these films get are always so stupid, I'm sure you must all be pretending to be retarded.
Jaxon Evans
THIS.
Benjamin Cooper
Pretty much.
All I wanted was a weird movie where Noomi Rapace and David's head met an alien species and some of the questions from Prometheus would be answered.
They fucked everything up and Ridley Scott should forever be known as "the guy who managed to fuck up something that was disappointing already"
Anthony Rogers
Yo the air seems okay bro
> I'm a scientist aboard an interstellar colony mission
Isaac Hall
I'm sure he care about your comment.
Zachary Foster
How'd she even give him a body anyway? Do they have spare robot parts laying around on that Engineer ship?
Jackson Miller
>get in direct contact with an alien ecosystem that could carry a disease capable of wiping out your entire civilization