In one Norse myth, the gods make a deal to let a giant marry a goddess if he can build them a wall in a single winter. When it looks like the giant will actually succeed, the gods get nervous until Loki comes up with a plan to stop him.
Loki turns into a mare, starts flirting with the giant’s horse, then gets the horse to chase him. Without his horse, the giant can’t finish the wall in time. Thor bashes his head in and the Norse gods don't have to hold up their end of the bargain.
Loki, doesn’t get away from the giant’s horse. He gets fucked the male horse, gets pregnant, and gives birth to an eight-legged horse Sleipnir, the horse ridden by Odin.
Odin's eight legged horse is from two horses getting hit by a laser beam.
Have you even read a comic book?
Thomas Gray
Because Kirby is a hack who never read a real book. See
Nathaniel Young
Odin's eight legged horse is just an alien or genetically engineered in the MCU. Early Norse people saw this, and made up a weird story about how it could happen.
Luis Anderson
That's just a cover-up. Odin's trying to hide the fact that Loki turned into a girl horse and got pregnant. Knowing it would be a big scandal.
Daniel Walker
Sleip is Odin's nephew? shit, that's weird to ride your neph.
Elijah Cook
Gods are weird
John Myers
And it's not weird to give birth to your dad's horse?
Michael Green
Oh so thats what the yuge thing was all about, trump was a giant
David Roberts
considering what they did to the rest of Loki's kids, Sleip got off light
Anthony Jenkins
oi fuck you user dont talk to me or my wifes horse ever again
Cooper Nelson
Does it really have to be explained why that would be too weird for the average American?
Zeus killed his grandson Asclepios because he resurrected a dead man but was totally cool with it when Heracles resurrected a dead woman by beating up death with his bare hands
Ryan Jackson
because asclepios resurrected someone without consent, thats literally rape and zeus doesnt want the competition
Mason Barnes
No, but explain it anyway.
Landon Rogers
loki gave birth to A horse. the fact that his dad started riding it wasn't his fault fair enough m8
Isaac Lopez
asclepios basically violated DNR? now i need to see Hugh Laurie as Zeus in some kind of greek gods comedy with stephen fry in it too as bacchus.
Aaron Sanchez
You mean Stan Lee, he even admitted it.
Zachary Morris
It's not acknowledged as his kid and in a way neither is Hela in the comics anymore.
Sleipnir being Loki's kis isn't canon to the Marvel universe especially since Odin had the horse before Loki was born.
The only time Loki being a mother was brought up was in that non-canon trials of Loki comic.
Juan Hill
>neither is Hela in the comics anymore Yeah, now she's his old flame in a way. I wonder if they ever go and touch upon that one. I liked Leah and Loki's dynamic.
Sebastian Foster
Because they are aliens.
Leo Young
this thread reminds me of norse pagans who actually get offended over marvel.
Justin Cook
Well, I thought it would be fun if Iron Man brought it up that he turned into a horse, a girl horse at that and got his pussy fucked. And then make fun of him for it. Maybe throw in a Mr. Ed joke here or there, who knows?
Landon Torres
I have a friend that studies that stuff and he's also a bit annoyed at "Loki being Thor's brother" when Loki was actually Odin's blood brother and shit.
William Lewis
>Norse myth >"real" book
Christopher Roberts
you reminded me that there's a new Nordic Pantheon chapel being built in Iceland
Sebastian Taylor
do you even heathen bro?
Nicholas Scott
You think that's crazy, check out the old Irish gods sometime. Incest and banging monsters was pretty much all they did.
Hunter Richardson
>Reply funny story I actually worship the irish gods.
Elijah Lopez
I see Nordic countries were always faggots
Evan Ortiz
>the fact that his dad started riding it wasn't his fault No it legit is. After birthing it Loki came back with Sleipnir in tow as a gift to Odin. Without even telling where it came from.
Justin Turner
Sort of in a multiverse way. I forget which episode (4 total) but Loki interviews a prisoner who claims to see all the universes. One where he gave birth to a horse, one where he married a Frost Giant, one where he was Odin brother, but none where he was a successful ruler of Asgard.
