Was it autism?
Was it autism?
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Was it autism?
...
ffs americans
...
Jesus Christ, Jack. It's just a stew.
yes
saved
Just cuck my arteries up senpai
neat
how can yuros even compete?
im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting
recipes are for faggots
wtf is ramseys problem? i bet the food sucks but he always reaches hard with complaints. says stuff like it's boring/bland, like come on faggit
>i'm a fan of eating slop
good for you
youtube.com
that's not much bigger than his own...
It's amazing how Ramsay has a better grasp of even Indian food compared to American.
Wrong
hes just pretending to be retarded for tv
he acts like a total autistic dickhead on american shows and more reasonable on yurop shows
He's a world renowned chef, why wouldn't he
Those patties want to be at least half as thick as that, also who the fuck puts lettuce and tomato at the bottom? Everything additional should go on top, the next thing up after the base + condiments should be the pattie. What a fucking hack
...
t. mcdonalds "chef"
...
post mexican dorito salad already
Damn, he threw that bow like a warrior.
>THIS IS AN AMERICAN CUISINE
Why is he trying to bite it upside down? I don't understand.
>the origins of salmonella jack
>that doesn't look like a McDouble, it must be wrong.
Nothing a little cayenne powder in water can't fix.
Nah, THIS is American Cuisine.
>im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting
We do that at work occasionally. Everyone brings in one or two cans of some vegetables. Then we add sausage links or chicken to it and let it heat in a crock pot. Delicious,.
Usually consists of green beans, corn, potatoes, carrots. We don't get mexican with it.
Me too.
...
...
sounds kinda bland desu
don't you at least add seasoning?
>cheers
...
>not toasting both sides of the bread
disgusting
Was it autism
This is a common observance, but
>iPhone in meat container
How do I become Ja/ck/?
There is literally nothing I hate more than these fucking porn-ad-style cuts of cooking
JESUS IT'S JUST A GRILLED CHEESE!
There is no cooking in that webm.
Lose some weight
>When_The_Salmonella_Kicks_In.webm
Ha, but Jack has the stomach of a billygoat by this point, he's immune to food borne illnesses.
Honestly though, become an evangelical Christian, choke your kids, and permabulk by eating raw meat
...
this is the gluttony god will punish
Why are you /ck/ faggots always shitting up this board?
Damn, I doubt I'll ever became the Apex Alpha that Jack is.
SIDES
Because you faggots shit up our board first and mutated our userbase into a bunch of retarded mongrels who just scream about McChickens, veganism, and alcohol
Paired with a tiny mouth. Gordon has awful fucking taste in food.
confess
It was grilled cheese kino.
Aside from the blistering heat this was delicious.
to be fair, they do manage to open it
you are a fan of being a fucking idiot, because if you do that in the webm, SOMETHING is going to be raw or overcooked
I'm not a french chef but you are mixing veggies with meat and both have different cooking times
please don't stop the webms
>grilled cheese
>the cheese is not grilled
Clappers, eveyone
numale cuisine
Yeah, what on earth are those murricans thinking?
>butters bread
>squirts oil
>cooks
>puts more butter
delicious
british high cuisine
The bun to buger ratio IS obscene but fuck my ass if I wouldn't bite into that cunt like I had AIDS and the cure was in the middle of the burger.
He was being a prick, but at the same time I get where he's coming from in a chef way.
/scoffs
>American.... "C...Cuisine."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As long as it's more burger than bun, it's acceptable unless you're an autistic Scotsman who's so ashamed of his heritage he fakes an accent.
Sometimes its necessary
It's not just called grilled cheese.
It's called a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" and yes the sandwich is grilled.
Freakin' yurobongs, I swear.
you got a poin there, anglos can't into proper food
Put your "cuisine" down, fatty. :)
He's a terrible fake Scotsman to be fair.
He should have asked for a toothpick.
he put the water in last. that's as ameridumb as it gets.
>cheese is not grilled
what now
youtube.com
Sorry, I only eat meat, fruit, and vegetables.
You know, the stuff you can't afford because you live in a third world.
If you're British you need to stop talking about food right now. See . Nothing in America could come close to something this pathetic.
Fun part is that both omelettes are shit in their own way
Spoken like a true fat fuck
I live in a lovely country. I also eat what you eat. You're dismissed.
Literally shaking because your favorite autistic scot is under fire? He doesn't even know how to bite into food.
you are in fucking denial
>t. ionlyeatshitoutofabox
>Flipping the burger upside down
Stupid bongs don't know how to eat
Sure you do.
the burger weighs down the tomato/onion/lettuce etc. so it doesn't slide around when you bite into the burger, and if you dont separate the sauce from tomato and onion then either the sauce or the vegetables will slide out of place when you bite into them
t.- american
I was with you right up until the soy sauce. This dish would be fine without soy sauce. Maybe something with heat like chili powder.
1) Too much cheese
2) If you butter the bread, don't use oil
It is the top for him, see OP webm, he's turning it upside down every time he goes for a bite
what the fuck is this
but that would violate the sancrosanct laws handed down by Saint Wesson
Ah, american cuisine, uma delicia.
Tostilocos are a Mexican invention, my friend.
en.wikipedia.org
2 slices of cheese is the maximum you put on a grilled cheese. You butter up the outer sides of bread, there is literally no reason for oil unless you want a slimey sandwich that's going to slip down your throat.
Nice made up story to justify your shitposting
>has an economical, generic $200 grill
cooks a perfect burger
>has a $400 weber spirit
cooks like a complete jackass
yep.
You know nothing about cooking. Dismissed.
jesus christ that giraffe tounge
Don't just stare at it, eat it.
Garnishes his cheese with cheese.
>upside down
Not even in regards to this disgusting shit. but what is it with these retarded ice cream roll things. They piss me off...just eat normal fucking ice cream you faggots