Was it autism?

Was it autism?

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Was it autism?

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ffs americans

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Jesus Christ, Jack. It's just a stew.

yes

saved

Just cuck my arteries up senpai

neat

how can yuros even compete?

im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting

recipes are for faggots

wtf is ramseys problem? i bet the food sucks but he always reaches hard with complaints. says stuff like it's boring/bland, like come on faggit

>i'm a fan of eating slop

good for you

youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

that's not much bigger than his own...

It's amazing how Ramsay has a better grasp of even Indian food compared to American.

Wrong

hes just pretending to be retarded for tv

he acts like a total autistic dickhead on american shows and more reasonable on yurop shows

He's a world renowned chef, why wouldn't he

Those patties want to be at least half as thick as that, also who the fuck puts lettuce and tomato at the bottom? Everything additional should go on top, the next thing up after the base + condiments should be the pattie. What a fucking hack

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t. mcdonalds "chef"

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post mexican dorito salad already

Damn, he threw that bow like a warrior.

>THIS IS AN AMERICAN CUISINE

Why is he trying to bite it upside down? I don't understand.

>the origins of salmonella jack

>that doesn't look like a McDouble, it must be wrong.

Nothing a little cayenne powder in water can't fix.

Nah, THIS is American Cuisine.

>im a fan of just throwing stuff in a pot and experimenting
We do that at work occasionally. Everyone brings in one or two cans of some vegetables. Then we add sausage links or chicken to it and let it heat in a crock pot. Delicious,.
Usually consists of green beans, corn, potatoes, carrots. We don't get mexican with it.

Me too.

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sounds kinda bland desu
don't you at least add seasoning?

>cheers

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>not toasting both sides of the bread
disgusting

Was it autism

This is a common observance, but
>iPhone in meat container

How do I become Ja/ck/?

There is literally nothing I hate more than these fucking porn-ad-style cuts of cooking

JESUS IT'S JUST A GRILLED CHEESE!

There is no cooking in that webm.

Lose some weight

>When_The_Salmonella_Kicks_In.webm

Ha, but Jack has the stomach of a billygoat by this point, he's immune to food borne illnesses.

Honestly though, become an evangelical Christian, choke your kids, and permabulk by eating raw meat

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this is the gluttony god will punish

Why are you /ck/ faggots always shitting up this board?

Damn, I doubt I'll ever became the Apex Alpha that Jack is.

SIDES

Because you faggots shit up our board first and mutated our userbase into a bunch of retarded mongrels who just scream about McChickens, veganism, and alcohol

Paired with a tiny mouth. Gordon has awful fucking taste in food.

confess

It was grilled cheese kino.

Aside from the blistering heat this was delicious.

to be fair, they do manage to open it

you are a fan of being a fucking idiot, because if you do that in the webm, SOMETHING is going to be raw or overcooked
I'm not a french chef but you are mixing veggies with meat and both have different cooking times

please don't stop the webms

>grilled cheese
>the cheese is not grilled
Clappers, eveyone

numale cuisine

Yeah, what on earth are those murricans thinking?

>butters bread
>squirts oil
>cooks
>puts more butter
delicious

british high cuisine

The bun to buger ratio IS obscene but fuck my ass if I wouldn't bite into that cunt like I had AIDS and the cure was in the middle of the burger.

He was being a prick, but at the same time I get where he's coming from in a chef way.

/scoffs


>American.... "C...Cuisine."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As long as it's more burger than bun, it's acceptable unless you're an autistic Scotsman who's so ashamed of his heritage he fakes an accent.

Sometimes its necessary

It's not just called grilled cheese.
It's called a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" and yes the sandwich is grilled.
Freakin' yurobongs, I swear.

you got a poin there, anglos can't into proper food

Put your "cuisine" down, fatty. :)

He's a terrible fake Scotsman to be fair.

He should have asked for a toothpick.

he put the water in last. that's as ameridumb as it gets.

>cheese is not grilled
what now
youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY

Sorry, I only eat meat, fruit, and vegetables.
You know, the stuff you can't afford because you live in a third world.

If you're British you need to stop talking about food right now. See . Nothing in America could come close to something this pathetic.

Fun part is that both omelettes are shit in their own way

Spoken like a true fat fuck

I live in a lovely country. I also eat what you eat. You're dismissed.

Literally shaking because your favorite autistic scot is under fire? He doesn't even know how to bite into food.

you are in fucking denial

>t. ionlyeatshitoutofabox

>Flipping the burger upside down
Stupid bongs don't know how to eat

Sure you do.

the burger weighs down the tomato/onion/lettuce etc. so it doesn't slide around when you bite into the burger, and if you dont separate the sauce from tomato and onion then either the sauce or the vegetables will slide out of place when you bite into them

t.- american

I was with you right up until the soy sauce. This dish would be fine without soy sauce. Maybe something with heat like chili powder.

1) Too much cheese
2) If you butter the bread, don't use oil

It is the top for him, see OP webm, he's turning it upside down every time he goes for a bite

what the fuck is this

but that would violate the sancrosanct laws handed down by Saint Wesson

Ah, american cuisine, uma delicia.

Tostilocos are a Mexican invention, my friend.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostilocos

2 slices of cheese is the maximum you put on a grilled cheese. You butter up the outer sides of bread, there is literally no reason for oil unless you want a slimey sandwich that's going to slip down your throat.

Nice made up story to justify your shitposting

>has an economical, generic $200 grill
cooks a perfect burger

>has a $400 weber spirit
cooks like a complete jackass

yep.

You know nothing about cooking. Dismissed.

jesus christ that giraffe tounge

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

Garnishes his cheese with cheese.

>upside down

Not even in regards to this disgusting shit. but what is it with these retarded ice cream roll things. They piss me off...just eat normal fucking ice cream you faggots