/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Frank is CUTE edition.

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Meanwhile:

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KINO

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16 reasons why I love Dougie

the way you hold my hand
(Two) your laughing eyes
(Three) the way you understand
(Four) your secret sighs
They're all part of sixteen reasons why I (why I) love Dougie

the way you comb your hair
(Six) your freckled nose
(Seven) the way you say you care
(Eight) your crazy clothes
That's just half of sixteen reasons why I (why I) love Dougie

(Nine) snuggling in the car
(Ten) your wish upon a star
(Eleven) whispering on the phone
(Twelve) your kiss when we're alone

the way you thrill my heart
(Fourteen) your voice so neat
(Fifteen) you say we'll never part
(Sixteen) our love's complete
Those are all of sixteen reasons why I (why I) love Dougie

Why I (why I) love you

Will he be okay?

Who in Twin Peaks do you most want to give a hug? Whether to feel their warm embrace or to comfort them.

Big Ed for both reasons personally.

david lunch lol

>Folks actually thought he would kill Mr. C xD

two CUTEst twin peaks people

??????? is Cooper

That's why he saves himself and gives himself clues.

Make sure to tell Sheryl good night and a restful sleep will be bestowed upon you to prepare for tomorrow's episode.

*CUTEs your path*

cooper is the giant? wot?

Predict the final scene /tpg/

>Laura gets raped and killed again while doppelcooper fires the nukes
>Cooper reunites with Jade in the white lodge

Cute!

Was it autism?

Laura but she is dead

SLEEP TIGHT SHERYL

I think you are right but dopplecoop turns around to the camera after firing the nukes and its trump. He puts his finger to his mouth and winks. Screen goes black

sleep tight sheryl

do you think they were genuinely friends irl?

>world gets FROSTED
>Lynch plebs get BTFO

ray's been in the most kino scenes of this series
fight me

Shorthaired Sheryl is cute!

They both had blood disorders so yes

probably, they toured Japan together

frank was probably her gay bff

youtube.com/watch?v=rJo6mQ8uMy8

Woman on the right knows how to move her hips, damn.

Why just the two of them?

/tpg/ is one of the best things in the history of the board, easily the best ever since Lost and Baneposting.
>only 3 more weeks after tomorrow
fuck I'm gonna miss it

on the run from Lynch

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FROSTED AF

what are your favorite /tpg/ moments so far?

the guy who was desperately trying to convince us that using footage of Bowie from FWWM for S3 would be distasteful because he chose to work on his magnum opus before he literally died of cancer rather than be in Twin Peaks

I think I figured out who's behind vedderposting

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I will say sherylposting has shown me more pictures of her than I've ever seen where ones like candy and audrey are usually the same 2-3 photos

Does anyone know if people actually post here as the show is airing? There HAS to be a few people who do that but I'm not gonna stick around to find out so that's why I'm asking. I'm just curious.

>cosplays punished cooper
>covers the wrong eye

Is Judy here?

usually you get an entire thread spammed with OH ANGELO and other memes

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Friendly reminder the actor who goes by the name of Tom Sizemore, who also goes by the name Anthony Sinclair in the 2017 series Twin Peaks The Return, starred in many hardcore porn scenes where he drugged and fucks multiple women and men (Pic related is Tom Sizemore) edition

Evidence:
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celebritytube.com/video/tom-sizemore-sex-tape-2-6420.html

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whoever posts while the episode is airing is pure cancer

one must devote their attention entirely to the Lynchkino, then meme it to death afterward

how can you not do porn if your name is literally Tom Sizemore

Holy shit, I just realized "James was in an accident, he's just quiet now" was setting up Cooper being brought back to Twin Peaks without his mind.

>tfw yuropoor and get episodes on monday so can't shitpost in the thread

I think every part of Sheryl is cute! Even the lewd ones!

Yes, some people do that, though not many. Whenever I go watch the show and come back after, I read through what I missed and it's very brief. The real shit is people who watch streams with chats. I've seen screenshots of that. Awful.

how?

People will just excuse Cooper the same way.

>COOP, YOU'VE GONE THROUGH A LOT
>gone through a lot
>WE NEED YOUR HELP INVESTIGATING TWIN PEAKS
>investigate Twin Peaks...

Don't feed the vedder faggot.

sleep tight sherlyl

Sheryl must've been really sad when he died.

;_;

literally flawless, truly the most angelic peaksfu

guys do you think the jacket from this would be good for a Dougie costume for Halloween this year?

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>you can be the leader of this gang of armed hooligans if you beat me at arm wrestling

are you serious?

she looks like a weirder version of Emma Stone

not that that's a bad thing

serious...

Friendly reminder that Jack Nance filmed a fetish porn scene in which he abused his real life wife who would later commit suicide (Pic related is Jack Nance)

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nice

>he's never been in a criminal organization
>he doesn't understand the complex hierarchy of power holding it all together
>he doesn't know just how important being able to beat your subordinates at arm wrestling is

go watch something more your speed, plen

Way too bright. You need more of an olive green.

very nice

what a cute cast

what is this? nursery school?

Why is Sarah Palmer so fucking creepy? I get unnerved whenever she's on screen.

I'm scared to watch tomorrow's episode

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kindergarten?

are Kyle and Sheryl the only twin peaks actors that aren't sleazeballs?

I read shes going to take her face off in Part 14 like Laura did in the Black Lodge previously so thats probably it

the fuck?

>kyle
you can see his flacid penis is Blue Velvet. He IS scum.

I'm the exact same. I always check my phone or something like that to distract myself whenever she appears so that I don't get too spooked

ED!

She's just an old lady who's been through some shit.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>I always check my phone or something like that to distract myself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No you can't

That was art, that's different.

Yeah, I read that too. There's apparently also a mouth in the black void. I'm not ready

Not that guy, but yes you can.

now i want to be dougie jones at halloween

I fap anytime sarah palmer is on screen

JOB LOL

Why do you think Lynch picked them?

I wonder how many times he had to fap before he wasn't rock hard in front of Rosselini

>my phone
[autistic screeching]

Yeah but he corrupted both of them anyway

>no you can't
and this isnt even the only angle you can see it you fucking pleb

imagine messing up her hair haha wouldnt that just be random

>tfw watching on phone so can't look away

nice ass tbqh

>assuming getting that picture wasn't my end goal

is maddys death the most kino moment in twin peaks?

Why does Lynch have such a massive boner for Laura Dern? If he hasnt fucked her yet, thats just sad.

cute

She's lost her fucking mind, either through supernatural exposure or the fact she lost her daughter and then her husband. Sarah is basically the Mother Mary of Twin Peaks, since Laura was heavenly sent to counter BOB. I'm guessing her association with all of that is what gave her vague psychic powers in the original series, and now she seems to be partially aware of the hobo dimension ("there are men coming" or whatever she says in the store).

holy mother of cute

>someone makes a webm of it
>save it
>go to Sup Forums
>"what are some video games that let me be possessed?"
>500 replies

A F-FUCKING TELEPHONE