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We propose a new machine
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cock

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sophie

mask u sumin rik

gf is a malignant cancer that is making my life an actual hell but if i leave her she'll probably kill herself or at least start self harming again
fucking hate it lads

woof haha

What if I put those ringson my cock. Could you be persuaded?

What's the longest you've gone without food for?

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the UK slag sent me videos of her playing with her fanny

girls really love their black asos jeans

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monster choon

next door neighbor's been playing his drums all day since he's been given the week off from work due to the snow

summer

NEW MACHINE

safe as poo on a saturday morning x

*rustles the bag*

Nice

Bit weird

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would snog her fanny like a klondike bar

summer

Net zo koud als een stukje poep stukje net zo koud

Shoes off the seat you wretched goblin

leave her and move city
???
never hear of it again

you're not responsible for her roastie hysteria

like 72 hours when I had norovirus and anything I ate would be immediately vommed back up

leave her

3 days when i was really 'depressed' last year

pretty weird feeling tb-h i'd recommend trying it once

speak english or go back home, we voted Leave

imagine admiring this gimp

*presents my boy fanny*

Users are just that.

love fashwave aesthetic

the north is muslim clay

oh hunni that sounds awful x
did you get better?

alexa remind me to buy 10 bags of haribos tomorrow

not a real thing

>Sits across from you
>"What you looking at you paki perv?"

What do?

She's a manipulator lad. Women almost never succeed in their suicide attempts, it's just an attention seeking strategy.

biocunts btfo

his dutch is terrible, anyway

What's the fastest moving general on this board, is it this one?

Can't believe I used to be confused by dark net markets, what a melt I was

let her

yeah i know which is why i put it in quotation marks

i still displayed symptoms consistent with depression though

we were the fastest thread on Sup Forums for a while, dunno if it's still true

The depressed mental condition, It's a state of mind, you may already have it.

feel like im perpetually waiting for my life to start

find it really cringeworthy myself.

>dude vaporwave but with swastikas on it

it seems to me like the refuge of someone who is uncool, trying to form an artistic identity for themselves in order to replicate that comes naturally to the cool kids.

the hardest part is finding a source of btc 2bh

alexa sounds too robotic. it's creepy. i'll consider one a decade from now.
ok google
remind me to purchase alexa a decade from now

imagine just mowing them down with a big machine gun

I'm a proud failed normie

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I miss my collection of male bodies that I kept on my desktop. I would've poured the whole content of my hard drive onto this thread.

Men are definitely an acquired taste for me. Struggling with my own body and my place in the world, I wanted to really understand what it meant to be a man. What turns a boy into a man, what makes a man than merely male, and the role of a man.
Then, I came to appreciate the utility of the male physique and the beauty that stems from it. Why is this important? It's because beauty is moving, since it is a reflection of good function and what that was meant to be in this world. The male body became a form of art for me – a very, very bittersweet art. The amusing and delightful paradox is that in most cases, whatever lives within that flesh is completely oblivious to his own charm. If you're like me, you want to really reach in and touch the consciousness of this entity, study what drives him, and observe how he will carve his way to his destiny. To behold this cognitive animal that breathes and writhes in my arms, to explore and touch every inch of him with pure devotion, is my calling.

Not gay or bi btw, just an artist.

kek, men are really something else, fucking women should be grateful we take care of them

This, it's truly dismal

Bet he weighs like 50 kg though. Probs less.

need a bf

yes sweetie I'm fine now x
Norovirus is probably the worst disease I've ever had, do not recommend it. 100x worse than a bog standard tummy bug.

FYI :- We are still in the EU

>Melt

Fuck off Jezza

might watch mr reddit

literally a sunni

fuck off shlomo nobody asked you
vapourwave is already a genre for people with no musical talent anyway so who cares

say that to my ex gf

>malignant
don't believe you

excellent post

I didn't mind those vaguely right-wing motivation images popular on /fit/ back in 2012/13 but now all of that stuff seems really dorky

bet you're a shia innit

top new qt from work added me on facebook
nice little buzz even though she's probably getting piped by her bf tonight ah well

no way, threads on Sup Forums are always faster than this

depression is real

加油 is literally 'add oil', but it actually is a calling like 'fighting!' used as encouragement.

need a small bf with shaved legs like this (in a non-nonce way)

so would the women

nee

u cunt

bitcoin is dead lad, its all about monero
much safer, quicker, cheaper, easier

Net zo koud als een stukje poep

vapourwave is the original incarnation of le internet kids coming up with their own 'cool stuff' to rival taat of the normoids

putting swastikas and hitler on it just makes it that bit worse, because its like taking pride in your autistic and socially unacceptable political-persona (compare with fursona)

Who else went to an all boys school?

>I am gay so I watch movies about gays haha

Gay people whose identity is 'gay person' are insufferable. People wouldn't mind if they were just normal people who happen to bum men.

wonder how many people from work have tried to search me on facebook but came up blank

actually laughed

is that a pornstar

going to warsaw soon what do you lads reckon I should do?

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this is considered a rock song in 2018

Absolutely baffles me when someone says they find their job interesting. I LOVE TOILBERG AND TOILBERG LOVES ME

Your mom

you and every other bender

She was a he user... I'm sorry... s/he wasn't just "really into pegging".... that was a real cock.... in your ass.... at least twice a day....

piss in a beggars mouth

rather go to walsall

it's called making the best of a bad situation

how are they so effay?

Xmr fees are higher desu, it's definitely safer, but not cheaper.

His force to weight ratio is down, anyway, cause he lost half of it and he didn't lose half his body's weight.

all girls have backup options. if you leave some other twat will be balls deep within a week. women have short memories.

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