Have you ever met a Jew in real life? How was him/her?

Have you ever met a Jew in real life? How was him/her?

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I met a lot travelling in South America, they all go there when they're done with the army. They're cool, but they always talk about the israelo-palestinian conflict

I had a Jewish friend at work and we cracked ethnic jokes. I told him "you're so Jewish you probably have a drawer full of nothing but expired coupons that your refuse to throw away", and he literally almost died laughing, saying "I actually do! They're worthless!" in between fits of laughter.

I have met several. Unless you meant a jew from jewland, then no

I come from a family of judeo-bolsheviks, we have almost completed the communization of north america

I did
Chill guy and unironically a good economics student

Yes
1. Irish jew
very nice person, in our friend group. great all round.
2. Israelis, met many. Some were nice, some were autistic like slavs, some were retarded and greasy like meds.
3. American Jews. Met many, younger kids were generic American DUDEWEEDLMAO druggies but still nice people. Older people were like Larry David. Funny but weird humour. Literally said Oy Vey once.

I have never seen a Jew.

Where do you livei in?

We were friends then he got me expelled from school after sending him the navy seal pasta and intense lying on his part.

Used to have a Jew friend back in elementary school and junior high school. I thought that Israel and Jews were like Muslims so when I told my dad about him he got kind of angry because he though I had a Muslim friend.

i once met a qt part ashkenazi girl who was daughter of a family friend, we hung out repeatedly and i'm almost sure she liked me (i did at least), but she was three years older than me so when she entered college i was still in highschool and ended losing contact

I’ve met plenty, but only ever been closely aquainted with one when I was really young. I remember going to his house once and playing with Dreidels.

Cute girl in my old kickboxing class had an Israeli mom and Norwegian dad.

SP, capital. There is a synagogue in jardins, lad

>hanging out with older gits

le white knight

Who are meds?

Actual religious orthodox Jews are pretty nice people in my experience.

Secular Jews are cunts.

she was hot but retarded

I've been to places where hundreds of Israelis met to have a party, how can you not know they all go to your continent after the army. Maybe they don't go to Brazil... (could be actually, it's too pricey)

They're fairly normal, but no joke they are kinda stingy. Also they don't play around with their education most of the ones I met had some sort of STEM degree. I haven't really gotten to know any Jewish Israelis they seem kinda different to the ones here atleast.

I harrased my half jewish/half human ex girlfriend for being jewish so much that she started crying once. I told a jewish aquaintace the he was so cheap that if it costed once krona to shit he would have puked

There are lots of Jews in Canada. They're either self-hating or really proud to be Jewish. Almost all of them are rich or upper middle class. The women are also major thots here.

Argentina? Rumour has it there are lots of them there, diaspora's descedents too

My city is 2.5% (~100,000) Jewish, so I've met tons. They're normal people, just of a different background.

I also went on a date with a qt 3.14 Jewish girl once. She was really sheltered, and thought I was Jewish because I have a Hebrew name (although one that's very popular among Christians).

Not to my knowledge.

Yes, about half of my friends are Jews, actually.

I work in Antwerp so I get to see these really Orthodox ones on a daily basis
ugly, smelly and overall disgusting people
they don't work either
I often mumble "oy vey" under my breath when I pass them and I regularly drop like 1 cent or 2 cent coins in the jewish area and come back a few hours later to see if they're still there (often they are not)

Argentina, Peru, Bolivia too. And you are right they own a lot of land there, they can spend hours arguing with you about how the arabs lie and how they are the good guys, I met a palestinian there who did the same but the opposite

mediterranean people

Good people. Nicest community I lived with, especially compared to niggers, spics and rednecks.

Never, for some reason there aren’t jews in Spain :(

I know one, he was a christian though. had a small tatoo of a cross on his arm.

Never.
There are no big Jewish communities in Germany.

Yes, both of them were Americans.

>t. youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7qry9wCAk

I live on the east coast and I have only run into a Jew once or twice.

There used to be many here but they left as soon as the maritimes became poor.

I love that speech, it's one of my favourites. Quite sad though.

Yeah, they all came to Ontario where I live. They're about 8-9% of the population in Toronto, and that doesn't account for the ones that are only 1/2 or 1/4 Jew.

I met a really nice Jewish doctor. We even game him a hanukkah card He still keeps it in his office.

He was the best in bed. If my parents knew, Mohammed would behead me personally.

I've never seen a jew, are they real?

Yeah I feel you, best sex I ever had was with a jewish girl. They have no shame

>If my parents knew, Mohammed would behead me personally.

Why? What is your background?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I know this Jewish girl at uni, she looks kinda like Natalie Portman with pretty big khazar milkers. I think her family’s pretty rich too

Four. My psychiatrist, my doctor, a social worker and a fellow patient at the hospital I was admitted in. The social worker kept mocking me because of my muslim background, the patient admitted in the hospital with me was always nice to me but went on about how its normal for his people to become lawyers, the psychiatrist wouldnt discharge me even though I was fine and the doctor just gave me a check up.

A girl. She was cute, but nothing remarkable. Had several trust issues but I didn't treat her that much.

this.
t. went for mercy mission in conflict region.

I'm one and I'm literally just like you guys. I can't say the same thing about everyone else in the tribe though. Women my age are fucking succubi.

I used to think Jews were all super geniuses due to memes until I went to college and met quite a few Jews who were just normal people of normal ability.

i used to hang with one when i was still going to parties/clubbing with friends. huge coke addict.

Never met one.

My grandfather has jew blood and he is fine

I've met some but the most intereating encounter was in Luton Airport Uk where a jew was praying next to a cash machine.

*interesting not intereating

At my uni. He was a Haredim rabbi head of Jew club. He thought I was a Jew and he said Shabbat shalom. I just nodded back at him absolutely horrified

I've met multiple Jews in my life.

They're all kind of different, so it's kind of hard to generalize them.

How does one meet Jews in Korea?

hold on, let me check my oven

I lived in California for a while.

Oh, I also met the only Rabbi in Korea.

I've met several, but the first one I met was chill as fuck, great friend. Others were just differently assorted assholes.

I've just seen one walking to the same university i go to. He looks 'unfriendly' but i have never talked to him

Hello, Jew here. How can I help you?

Chabad?

a short curly haired stuttering guy who was working for the local theatre as a mechanic and started to explain how jews are gods chosen ppl

I only once met one in the russian military. He served in my company, he was drafted when I already served half of my time.
On the moment he confessed he's a jew half of company already hated and despised him. He was liar from tip to toes. He fabricated unbelievable stories just to impress the others. So when the one of the sergeants asked him "What's your nationality?" He answered "I'm a jew". And nobody believed him, they thought he's lying again.

>jew
>in luton
he was praying for his life

Why don't you like meds?

>Have you ever met a Jew in real life?
yes, seem to be normal people, looked a bit odd. their near east admixture.

my granddad met more i guess

>There are no big Jewish communities in Germany.
any more

Many of that fuckers. Purebreed ones are ugly and deceitful, it's not a meme. Hapas are mostly ok, they don't give a fuck about jewish shit.

Yeah.

Figures. How did you meet him? I figured chabadniks just stay in their hostels all day and don't interact with the locals.

My great grandma is Jewish American

...

Is she the mother of your maternal grandmother?

Sometimes run into Jews during expat meet ups and such, I automatically make a funny face whenever they mention they are Jewish, can’t help it

Oy vey

If I wasn't part polish I would probably support these kinds of people.

Dumb nazis invading poland.

youtu.be/jBf9UA9mt2s

I've never met them.

Shit, this is powerful stuff. Who is this guy?

Hi nice to meet you. My name is Idan and I live in a city right next to Tel Aviv. What is your name?

Met a couple but never had any meaningful engagements
13 year old Jew back when I was HS
And some Jews at this Holocaust exhibition thing

I have slept with around 10 jewish women. They seemed pretty normal desu and looked hardly different from the rest of us mutts

>Why don't you like meds?
I do love meds, but every civilisation has a failure mode. When meds fail they turn retarded and greasy. Just as when Celts fail they turn freckly and rattish

Hello! :3
Nice to meet you, Israeli user!
In Sup Forums, I've talked with Israeli anons several times, but I never met Israeli people in real life.

> What is your name?
My name is Akko (nickname)
desu :3

One of my lifelong frens is a joo

Hi Akko there is a city in Israel called Akko, it is very beautiful and old.

>all those jew lovers
Geeez. I wonder who could be behind those posts

>あっこ
それは俺のワイフの名前です。
あなたはアホ魔女ですか?

The only good jew is the Israeli porn machine poster

I have a sizable group of friends that all know each other. One of them is a jew, who I don't really consider my friend because he's a bit of an asshole sometimes. I'm also suspicious that he stole my peacoat.

Really?! XD
"Akko" is a general nickname in Japan

>それは俺のワイフの名前です。
えーーー!! (* ´>艸あなたはアホ魔女ですか?
魔女じゃないけど、アホです。。。(/_;)

Please don't steal my Japanese friend

奥さじゃない、ワイフですよ。
彼女は日本人ですよ。

日本語を話してください。

Wife
= ワイフ
= 奥さん(おくさん)
= 奥様(おくさま)
= 妻(つま)
= 嫁(よめ)
= 嫁さん(よめさん)
= お嫁さん(およめさん)

です ((^_^

>彼女は日本人ですよ。
ぉお!!(ﾟﾛﾟ屮)屮
なんだか、すごい親近感 (*^_^*)

We are friend ! (ﾉ｡･ω･｡)人(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ

…英語で「ワイフ/waifu」は好きな2次元キャラです。リトルウィッチアカデミアのアッコは俺のワイフです。

二次元嫁!;`;:ﾞ;`(;ﾟ;ж;ﾟ; )ﾌﾞｯ
(予想外でしたw (^。^))

Sup Forumsの人々は一人です。奥さんじゃない。( ;∀;)