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Lord Protector Littlebigguyfinger of the Commonwealth of Westeros

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STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

Jonerys

I'll cry tears of joy when dany kisses jon and they embrace eachother as husband and wife, united to bring peace and prosperity to Westeros
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The intro in S1 makes the world look like it curved inwards, like it's inside a dyson sphere encasing the sun]

is that the case?

>Kills Jon Arryn
>Betrays Ned Stark
>Starts the war of the 5 Kings
>Brokers a Tyrell-Lannister marriage.
>Kills Jof
>Spirits Sansa away
>Kills Lysa Arryn.
>Brokers a Bolton-Stark marriage.
>Saves Jon Snow.

>Tells Jon he wanted to fuck his mother but since she's dead he's going to fuck his sister.

What's his end game lads?

>this guy slaps you on the ass and tells you that the HOOOORRR is pregnant
what do?

Their children would be beautiful and retarded

no

CHAOSH

post your best ros

I actually feel bad for CIA

His entire plotline has been skulking around Winterfell, vaguely trying to get the kids to compete against eachother with absolutely zero effect. Even normies know he's being made to wait around to die.

First for Missandei tiddies

>>Tells Jon he wanted to fuck his mother
>his mother
I know this is probably bait, but there are probably normies out there who actually think this at this point every time she gets mentioned.

>GRRM will never answer any of these questions
Go with whatever works for you user

>can't produce a child
>wife
good meme

Send her a dagger for her wedding gift

So are they forgetting that Dany can't have kids or are we supposed to accept that Jon has super Targ-powered seed

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what did chad mean by this?

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>"What's going on Aunt Dany?"

He's already lost. Catelyn is dead and Sansa is wise to him. Thank god book LF isn't being fucked over.

why does the lighting in the early seasons look so much different?

To become the biggest guy.

Name a cooler looking fight. Kit does well with the choreography

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Based

>Thank god book LF isn't being fucked over.
he is though
the Royces are onto him

Did Cersei kill her first kid because it was Roberts or did it actually die of a fever?

>Plans to begin a new dynasty
>Disgusting womb is hexed by a witch
>Kills all life that enters it

So what happens after Daeny dies and leaves no heir?

You underestimate him. Do you even know the next step in his master plan?

Probably killed him herself. She hated Robert.

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Chekhov's womb, it's happening

Series finale, birth will bring the dawn

THE RIGHTFUL KING

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I thought you were talking about Cersei for a bit but that works too

What's this?

Your a big guy

WINTERFELL!

No capeshit-tier filters

She doesn't need an heir because she will bring democratic socialism and gender equality to Westeros

4u

George is clearly setting her up to get pregnant and give birth again, Mirri even mentions it as a requirement for Drogo to "come back".

Show is setting it up too with Dany mentioning it so much now

Some men Mister Wayne just want to watch the world burn.

The one true king will.... ghost 5 get

Me on the left

There's literally nothing shameful about LF being eventually outwitted by the Aryans of Westeros

>ghost
Has he been in this season besides when the kingindunorf cunts were talking

Royce is a first men house though

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confirmed deleted scene

sadly no all the vfx budget goes on dragons now.

ROLLING

Based Lexi working me into a shoot

mite b cool

Also works for Cersei. Tywin brought up she's long past breeding age. Both claimants to the throne are really fucking terrible, but Cersei has the advantage of better supporters who can just overthrow her after. Euron King, Jaime King, Bronn King, Qyburn King are all good options.

Sansa

Who does /got/ think is most responsible for the war of the five kings?

>Kills all life that enters it
hopefully it kills Jon Snow and his zombie dick

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, /asp/ is 28 boards up.

>Bronn king

Awful

>Greyjoy was one of the five kings

turbo pleb opinion

Ned Stark

Everyone who denied Stannis his rightful throne.

Joffrey and Renly easily.

Ned Sark

>First Men
>Not Aryans

the incest twins
also
>joffrey, balon and robb just copied actors from the show
>renly and stannis completely different look
wist he'd just stick to drawing one or the other version

bran

Reminder that foolish pride and independence is not a good thing.

Free Folk should've bent the knee and so should the North.

Ned never fought for independence, he fought for survival

Robb for to get his sisters back and to get revenge, fucking Northerners used him for their own issues and he paid the price for it. Couldn't ally with Stannis while calling himself king, Renly asking for pledge of fealty with empty title that no one would fall for.

Mance wouldn't bend the knee or they'd lose respect and they all decided to die in Hardhome than get on the boats or join the Seven Kingdoms as proper citizens.

And now Northerners who only number 10,000 including the Vale (even though the Vale should be in the 5 digits by themselves) want independence and will get uppity about bending the knee to the chick bringing an army 10 times the size of theirs to help them.

Laddah

He doesn't kill Joffrey, Olenna does. He merely takes advantage of the chaos (per his quote) to get Sansa on his side.

Nobody in King's Landing gives a shit about Sansa. If he hadn't taken her to Lysa, Tyrion would have still been the one who went on trial. They make the point that Sansa is valuable as the heir of Winterfell and too stupid to do anything that could hurt the Lannisters.

Cersei

>Robb for to get his sisters back
tbqh you never get the impression that he cares that much about them

He gave Dontos the necklace with the poison capsules.

>when we next see each other, we'll talk about your mother
>I promise

Was Ned waiting until he was in the Night's Watch to reveal Jon was actually a Targ, since he;d no longer have a claim and be no threat to Robert?

how

>this is what smokefags actually believe

Would Robert have killed Jon if he had known that he was Lyanna's son

>be Littlefinger
>tell Ned of a near flawless plan of keeping his ass alive, keeping Joffrey as king until he becomes a problem, having Renly as a backup, avoiding all out war between the south and the north, all simply for some gold and an advisory position
>Ned says no

The patriarchy

The entire "don't fuck with prisoner Jaime" arc is about Robb being worried that if they hurt him they'll hurt his sisters.

The entire lord Karstark arc is also dedicated to this. He executes him for harming Lannister children while his sisters are at risk.

Did you even watch the show m8?

We can dream

Worked

PLAY WITH HER ARSE

That would make it worse

it was completely and unironically the patriarchy

He was Rhaegar's son, who cares about anything else. All Targs must die REEEEEEEEEE

>plan involved lying to the King
>flawless

no

>keeping Joffrey as king until he becomes a problem
>allowing a sadistic, cruel, incest baby to be king
Didn't anyone learn anything from the Targs? incest is bad, mmkay?

yes

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Joffrey by executing Ned. He'd have never made it to the wall and he'd just declare for Stannis but keeping him as a hostage is a much smarter idea.

Renly because he decided he can be King because his twink boyfriend told him he can. If no Renly, the discussion of Stannis or Renly wouldn't come up and Robb would've just declared for Stannis.

Bran for climbing when his mommy told him no.

Alternatively Ned for being stupid enough to tell Cersei that he was planning on telling Robert that all of his children were Jaime's BEFORE he told Robert and while Robert was away on a hunt. Ned is a really fucking stupid impotent character in retrospect.

Varys and Littlefinger.

In your picture? Renly mostly, given he had fuck all of a claim. It wouldn't be the war of five kings without him.

>Ned would have supported Stannis
>Robb declares independence anyway

Does GRRM really expect us to believe that this happened?

>lying to the king
literally how? EVERYONE is lying to the king because almost EVERYONE knows he was the product of incest. Ned was just trying to find definitive proof. If at any point Joffrey continued to be a sadistic cunt, he could dethrone him anytime he wanted to.