>The Animal Music Artists ooze attitude as their videos play in the Urban Tails Music Chart show. Filled with funny character-driven content the series is energetic, unpredictable and upbeat, presenting the viewers with an unique take on Urban Wildlife. Each episode is a music video that educates us about what life is really like for the creatures living among us in our cities. With strong lyrics and a visual style that emulates 1990's videos, “Urban Tails” will have children and their nostalgic parents engaged in co-viewing. These seriously catchy tunes will stick in your head for days. Whether it's Salt ‘N’ Pepa style Foxes from Dublin or Beastie Boys inspired Boars from Berlin these lively short episodes will have audiences tuning in daily.
I don't really understand why people keep putting hiphop culture into kid-friendly educational formats. Because it hardly goes right.
Samuel Miller
As a general rule of thumb, anything trying to be urban should be avoided.
Lincoln Morgan
I await the porn
Andrew Morales
I guess they're both girls, given the salt 'n' pepa description and their eyelashes, but those clothes are just awful.
Easton Edwards
Kids don't like kid friendly rap.
Logan Cook
Kids cartoons that are set in the city suck balls because the life of kids in the city sucks balls. Even boring suburbs are better, medium-small towns with forests, bodies of water and hills or mountains nearby are best.
>inb4 Arthur That's more of an exception to the rule.
Lincoln Howard
No one likes "kid friendly" rap, because that's just code for crap and lazy. There are rap songs that don't have swears or bad messages in them that are technically kid friendly without being garbage. But why write those when you can write Kazaam-tier shit in an afternoon?
Luis Johnson
Tails-tales is the worst wordplay for a title of anything. Prove me wrong.
Mason Reyes
>this is Gert! And this is my brother Bert!
Jaxon Foster
It might be, but it's not so distracting that you to care about it being the worst.
Angel Ortiz
They're kinda cute
Adam Ward
Rap is shit and annoying as hell in general, so I wouldn't expect this show to be likable or turn out good in any way. Explicit or not.
Austin Hughes
>Salt ‘N’ Pepa style Foxes So are they just gonna be trolling for dick the entire time?
James Brooks
Hey Arnold.
Hunter Anderson
I think this is a period pice. We were into some crazy shit in the 80's and 90's, and the pajama like clothes they were make me think we're going to get something along the lines of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice.
Maybe they are going to try and make something that is deliberately cheesy as hell for humor's sake.
Anthony Walker
This honestly isn't the worst thing I've seen when it comes to children's edutainment. The 90's emulation almost makes it seem self-aware, although the children might not know why the fuck neon was cool back then.
As far as the target audience goes, they might like it. Remember Ghost Writer (Woooooord!)?
Dylan Richardson
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Evan Allen
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Jose Jones
Porn when?
Matthew Hughes
SIT BACK, RELAX,
YOU KNOW IT'S
Evan Campbell
free real estate
Noah White
holy shit user you got me good
Colton Brown
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Carter Sanchez
YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHIN YOU SHOULD KNOW AND I'M GONNA TELL YA SO DON'T SWEAT IT; FORGET IT ENJOY THE SHOW!
>"WTF, can this faggot not read? I clearly wrote..." >Arthur Fuck, I meant Arnold, obviously. Arthur didn't even take place in an urban environment.
Lucas Johnson
>opinions
Xavier Baker
It's spectacular how hard executives misunderstood the appeal of rap.
That's like if seeing the popularity of a capella, someone would just pay a bunch of people to sing a random crappy song over each other and expect it to resonate with fans just because the music is delivered in a way similar to something they enjoy.
Logan Bell
Good job, detective.
Robert Miller
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Jeremiah Scott
So is this some sort of new pbs show?
Evan Jones
So are there any links to this yet?
Ryder Bennett
Time to learn your ABCs... Mother Fucka
Jack Kelly
Really doesn’t seem that bad outside of the edutainment angle (the whole urban music/urban animals thing seems about a good decade and a half late), if it was just those two in a bunch of music video parodies it’d be decent enough. Don’t think it’ll appeal to its target audience, but it’s a cute idea. Plus it’s an Irish series so at the very least it’ll be competently animated.
Easton Adams
Do the Irish like hip-hop?
Luis Nelson
Just as much as any other country.
Angel Davis
>Beasty Boars from Berlin
.....would watch.
Dominic Thomas
All I'm waiting to see is to see how stupidly 90s this show gonna be from the pilot, I mean this feels more like it's going to be more a parody of kewl 90s cartoons, than anything else
Kayden Robinson
They're premiering it tomorrow at an event. Might get a video then, but this thread damn well won't be up still.
Grayson Wood
>Sabotage spoof
Jaxon Torres
what an ugly fucking show, wow
Nicholas Bailey
It's technically a series of shorts. Not sure what you were expecting.
Christopher Rogers
Doesn't matter how fucking shitty it is and how much kids hate it. Furfags and their autism will propagate the show along with their parents' finances.
Gabriel Reyes
There are a lot of animal cartoons that barely get a passing glance. Ever here of Agent Fox? Didn't think so. Animal characters, or even foxes, don't guarantee interest.
Leo Martinez
>Hip-hop >Sign of the horns
Isaac Wright
it's hip-rock-pop-reggae, that's what kids today listen to.
Lincoln Thomas
>Well excuse me user, us furfags have standards too , ya know
K.
Jose Reyes
RTE NOOOPE 90% of anything they do is the worst barring Love/Hate
Connor Smith
Isn't it just a network? They're not the ones making it, although Pink Kong hardly sounds like a great studio.
Nathan Young
They make some stuff, republic of telly and it's spin offs. It's the irish version of BBC
Carter Sullivan
Studio that makes it has a Kong collection. Go figure.
Julian Jones
porn when?
Isaiah Adams
>Has there ever been a worse idea?
Yes. This is far from the worst idea for a cartoon. This honestly just sounds like something that would come out in the early 00s and be forgettable
Hunter Murphy
Typically, education and urban don't go together.
Just like real life.
Anthony Kelly
Yeah, I'm just expecting them to sing a rap song about responsibility, and then ending with them saying "Always Remember to Pick up your Toys, Mother Fucka"
Bentley Brooks
Yes, there has been a worse idea. It's THE NUTSHACK
Camden Ross
IT'S THE
Colton Sullivan
Furries trying to indoctrinate another batch of kids into their mafia
Benjamin Myers
>Special Black Eyed Peas Edition
Nathaniel Miller
the foxes look cute tho
Lucas Cooper
Why do I imagine these foxes would be on The Amazing World of Gumball?
Levi Butler
Just under eleven hours until this thing gets shown off at Cartoon Forum. Whether or not anything will get publicly released at that time is unknown, but I'll keep an eye out even if this thread kicks the bucket.
English version of that sign.
Grayson Collins
is this like the fresh prince but with sluty foxes?
Blake Murphy
any preview yet
Caleb Parker
I'll watch this only for the 90's nostalgia
Ian Gutierrez
Bump.
Anthony Wilson
this is far from the worst idea for a cartoon. this is actually pretty middle of the road
Nathan Hill
why couldnt we have just had a fucking 3 dog band series
Jack Bailey
Bremen Avenue would have been better.
Hunter Parker
I wanna see how bad it turned out.
Gavin Roberts
Still fifteen minutes away, but there's no guarantee anything will even be uploaded for a while.
Anthony Price
Just realized that these foxes will probably have Irish accents. It's an Irish cartoon. Are Irish rappers a thing?
Adrian Thomas
>The Animal Music Artists ooze attitude Got Poochie'd right there.
Evan Reed
Didn't you ever hear of "I dislike big butts and I cannot lie" by Sir Spudsalot?
Adrian Wilson
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Noah Thomas
Where exactly is it airing? I can't find much info about the whole thing.
Christian Powell
Hey it worked for anime
Ryan Long
Cartoon Forum, an annual event where studios can pitch their in-development shows to investors and networks. Some ideas are better than others. This one below is not one of those better ideas.
>Hungry Chattering Teeth on the hunt for something to lick; Jumping Willy, a short penis desperate to get some action; Walking Jenny, a half-shaved vagina fed up with faking orgasm for solidarity; her best friend and well-trained Handy Hand; Joe Jr, a XL-size penis of the punk wave; Peeping Joris, an eyeball who cannot resist looking through every hole; Grey Matter, a brain washed who can only imitate others; and many more! This is “The Wind-Ups”, a comical 3D animated TV/web show for adults about the adventures of little, but not at all innocent, wind-up toys. They don't speak, but they really love action, and their playing field is limitless! Always getting each other into trouble, running, burning, dancing, crashing, having sex, and destroying everything in their paths. Dare to laugh about taboos with “The Wind-Ups”!
I'd link to what they tweeted out, but I'd rather not and it would probably count as porn anyway.
There are a few genuinely good projects being shown there. But there's more garbage.
Christian Thompson
Sounds like something you would see an episode of in the middle of the night on MTV in the 90's and then ask yourself later in life if you just dreamed it.
