Director: we need a gun for the evil vaguely european mercenaries

>director: we need a gun for the evil vaguely european mercenaries
>prop master: say no more

Belgian guns ftw

lmao, they always give them a FAMAS

No no no! I wanted evil vaguely european mercenaries! You gave me future police guns, you fucking idiot!
Someone fire this prop master and get me a new one!

>we need a gun for the bad guys chasing the protagonist on motorcycles

Nigger it's because these shit directors always tell them to shoot like the clip is bottomless and the P90 is the only subby with enough ammo to even slightly seem realistic to that

>h-here you go sir, I think this is what you were looking for
>please don't fire me

yeah I'm sure that's the reason

>New prop master: He meant this gun, you incompetent retard.

>we need a gun for the british police

we need a gun for niggers say no more

is that a space gun?

>We need to destroy Cylons
>Say no more senpai

>we've distributed the props to the cast, sit

that rifle looks so uncomfortable, never held something like that so idk.

Christ, do they even get tasers or mace?

>I think our psycho antagonist sidekick should maybe have some kind of edgy melee wea-
>already got two of them boss

>We need a gun for the Good Guys
>Hello Mr Director, I'm your prop man and totally not a respectable firearms company representative. Please use this gun

>rifle
>(You)

>now what kind of gun should the terrorists use?

>Get me the most realistic weapon for this unrealistic shooting sequence, pronto!

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>"but Tyrone still doesn't have a gun?"
>"I got it covered sir"

>No, no, no that's the one for the evil european's second in command, these are the ones for the generic mercenaries

>sooo we have this really bad evil German guy wh-...
>I think i've got what you need buddy

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>So the eccentric billionaire villain is going to be shooting people with...
>This, sir!

>I need a gun for someome who isn't a fortunate son
>I got you boss

It's pretty comfy, a bit Short tho but with a longer butstock it's perfect.

>Just fuck my shit up prop guy.
>Say no more famalam.

>we need a gun for our elite marksmen protagonist
>I got you boss

Are those diamond tip bullets?

That's not a famas. That's a p90. Idiot

>b-but sir those are already reserved for our colombian drug lords
>alright alright I got it, just make sure he has a thick austrian accent

>I need a term for a weapon kids think they know all about
>they're calling it a GUN
>Ah, you mean FIREARM
>say no more

t. cod 4 vet

Yes. The guns from Romeo+Juliet were so over the top and tasteless I kinda want to build one now.

Forgot my picture.

Just give kalashnikovs to the bad guys and m4a1s to the good guys

>so it's a dystopian future and-
>way ahead of you sir

>i'm gonna add on the "a1s" to make it look like i know what i'm talking about

Yeah pretty much
You've never seen people try to debate which fictional character superpowers would trump the others? This is the "death battle" of that; retard pandering

Wtf the SA80 belongs in the past not the goddam future

>yfw you suddenly discover automatic weapons

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>We need the antagonist to stand against the martial arts hero!
>Say no more

>so the protagonist is a loose cannon cop on the edg-
>say no more

Joe Rogan?

>not a glock

>we have a bad guy and we need the audience to be angry at him for his awful death scene
>i got you

Explain yourself

>we need a big gun that no one would ever use in a real firefight

It doesn't fucking belong anywhere.

Why not?

>clip

That's the space gun, THIS is the gun for the vaguely European baddies, you fool:

Because without hearing protection you will immediately become deaf by shooting a single bullet with it, especially indoors. Or at the very least get lifelong tinnitus from it.
And that's just the sound, don't even mention the absurd recoil, muzzle flash which blinds you in the dark and unnecessarily high penetratration which will wreck every wall in your house.

Highly impractical, not functional and entirely just for show.

>We need a shotgun for the futuristic dystopian police

>Because without hearing protection you will immediately become deaf by shooting a single bullet with it, especially indoors.
Like with every fucking gun ever made?

Your post is fucking stupid.

How can you not love this movie?

Lmao that's pretty accurate.

Well no shit, its a sniper rifle

kek

Not really, get a .22 caliber gun and you can shoot it even indoors with minimal recoil, practically no muzzle flash and tolerable noise level.
It would be much easier to kill a guy with a smaller gun like that than with a fucking 50 caliber Desert Eagle hand cannon.

>DEZART

>the desert eagle is impractical for a firefight
>just use a .22

That's a sniper rifle though

>he hasn't seen it
So when did you migrate here, last week?

Awww yeah

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Don't you dare ridicule this tragic event, it's at least equivalent to what you Americans call 9/11.

>image search this because too lazy to type in wa2000 or whatever
>gis says barrett 50 cal airsoft sniper

kek

>Highly impractical, not functional and entirely just for show

Deagles make perfectly fine sidearms when hiking through bear country.

>Sir, we need a bloody anti-aircraft gun
>Say no more

Is this a deleted scene from Demolition Man?

>we need a gun for the protagonist in the final fight
>but we already used all the props, all we have left are spare parts
>you can make it work

Did they just glue 6 different guns together?

>.22 caliber
>tolerable
A .22 is so quiet I turn on my motorbike so my neighbours can't hear me shooting in the backyard

this is what happens when you bring your /k/ memes to Sup Forums

this just reminds me of Stargate

wow thats really depressing

>it ain't me starts playing

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This one's true though and has been forever

Panic buyers usually cause the prices to spike

One of my dad's coworkers shot a home intruder with a .22, he got him 6 times and the guy still managed to make a run for it. Shit is weak.

I never see this gun in movies.

Shit's ugly and not the eccentric kind of ugly like the AUG. Also it looks like a toy

shut the fuck up cocksucker.

>t. FN shill
shoo shoo Sebastien

go suck a cock

That's moe's gun.

Well I'm pretty sure the intruder dropped everything immediately after the first shot and will never come back even close to that house, job well done.
You don't have to split the fucker in half on the spot with a desert eagle and kill your sleeping daughter in the room behind him in the process, especially if you live in degenerate america where the walls are made of fucking paper.

>we need a futuristic looking detonator

>Sergei, give me the handgun.
>Дa.

Since you guys seem professional how about you give me a gun for a Thai ladyboy on a revenge mission in Swiss countryside at night?

here

You guys mean the Stargate gun, right?

get out nerd.