Why are boxers not popular in Europe?

Why are boxers not popular in Europe?

everyone wear boxers

Briefs are for homosexuals.

everyone wear boxers

I don't want to wear something that I physically have to stuff into my trousers.

Boxers are the loose things. We don't wear briefs either that is for old people. We wear boxer shaped things but that stick to the skin.

This right?

we call those "boxer briefs."

Those are basically briefs.

>Boxers are the loose things
you mean this thing?
this one is very unpopular
i thought boxers were the tight ones

ah I see, so it's complicated

>2018
>succumbing to underwear jew

Some men just like the womanly, feminine feel of their genitals being held by tight fabric.
Actual men like loose fitting underwear, such as boxers, though.

NO THEY AREN'T!!!

why even bother with underwear if it's not keeping anything in place

Pantsu of Sup Forums?

>Pantsu

Sure, I could use a ban.

I go commando so ol' Beady can swing around like an elephant's trunk

those are boxers,
A lot of modern boxers are more tight-fitting

I didn’t know elephant trunks were 2 inch.

this ones are better IMO
Ass is free and balls are comfy.

admittedly it's more of a hyrax nose, but they share a clade with elephants so, y'know

jesus christ
next time there's a sacrifice to chxatuapatla I nominate this chap

Actually keked. You’re alright, biology bong.

>Boxers instead of boxer briefs
Hi virgin

Thinly veiled homosexual thread

Because they almost ruined their opium trade in China, duh.

Being thinly veiled does not always mean being a homosexual

;3

for those who wear the tight kind
do you place your penis upwards or downwards?

I grew up wearing briefs, never wore anything else.

t. Gay stripper

straight forward

>upwards
What?
So if you have a bone you dick sticks out?

my dick naturally places to the left

boxers are for fags

inside-out

I remove it

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that wears boxers over my briefs

maniac
that is only acceptable if you wear nothing over the boxers and sleep that way

*pulls your tighty whiteys up over your head*

nice try boxerfag, only your loose ''''''''''''''''underpants''''''''''''' are stretchy enough for that unless you're a manlet

Because it's underwear, not a jock strap.

Boxer briefs master race