ITT: Times you met a celebrity

ITT: Times you met a celebrity

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bill that's just some guy in a batman shirt not a celebrity

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles last week. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

who's this?

better not read the filename, you might actually learn something.

I read the filename. Who is this?

>Bovine piercing
Why do they do this?
Do they WANT to look like an ugly cow?

your mother

Are there more, where she's getting double-dicked?

abbey lee fmm didn't give me any results.

do you know who it is?

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the slag from mad max fury road

I'll never not smile at this

>do you know who it is?
It's well known Australian yachting aficionado, Abbey Lee Kershaw

>ywn look slightly like a celebrity and trick drunk bimbos into feeding you

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thanks

that is a cool hoodie

Not a celebrity, but today i saw Jerry Mccann walking around the shopping mall in the suburbs of Lisbon...pretty weird...

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Did you get in his shitbox?

I was too busy trying to spot Maddie...didnt see her though...he was with what i assume was his son

Okay cool. Keep me posted

That clearly isn't Abbey Lee

Was on holiday in NYC and was in a toy store and saw Nicholas cage, said I'm going to watch the new ghost rider (the second one was soon to come out) and he said not to. Seemed like an alright kind of guy

what's going on in this picture?

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went to an aquarium with my family like 6 years ago, turns out Ariana Grande was having an event there on that same day. She was doing a meet and greet and right before i was about to be next to hug her or some shit they cancelled the meet and greet cause too many little kids were swarming her and she started crying so she got escorted away from the event

>electrical infetterence

how is she so perfect bros

Do you think she got DP'd?

Bill Nye sounds like a fag. You sound like a bigger fag for reposting some bitch-ass reddit shit. You should kill yourself, you fucking nigger

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It's straight from her IG.
Also those guys are gay.

Don't know if she really counts as a celebrity, but I saw Nora from Skam having a breakdown outside Samfundet in Trondheim.

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loli obessed jap film crew being BTFO by qt figure skater who want an interview,

I met Brian Pettifer at a Dutch airport and told him I thought he was great in Still Game. He kept insisting over and over again he was never in Still Game and that he hates British Comedy. Told me I should watch Seinfeld instead. His clothes were covered in food stains and he looked shabby as fuck, shoes falling apart. Weird guy.

Met Peter Mullan on a train and spoke to him for 20 minutes about all sorts of stuff. He was one of the nicest people I've ever met.

Don't know if pornstarts count, I got a lapdance from Kagney Linn Karter in 2015. She was as dumb as a bag of bricks. Got to feel her up a bit though.

Tell us more.
Kagney is crazy and admits to fucking her brother and 12 year olds.

You HAVE to pick one and only one.

>a bayleef
nigga pokemon aint real

>caring this much about someone reposting reddit

You are worse than literally anyone on reddit.

underrated

Worse than reddit? Worse than reddit? Nigger I'll fuck your ass! All I need is one moment of weakness. One second of complacency. I'll be on you like white on rice. More accurately, I'll be in you like cock in ass. I'll bend you over, pull your pants down, and plunge straight in.
I know what you're thinking. "user, you won't be able to enter my tight shitter without any lube". Do you think this is a fucking game? Do you think I haven't thought this shit through? I'll have my cock pre-lubed for your ass. I'll slide straight in and start pumping. And I'll cum in your ass.
Jesus fucking Christ you people make me sick

Was she piss drunk during fadderuka by any chance?

why are you posting shit from reddit here fag

No, it was in april iirc. She was drunk as hell though, about 04:00 just on the other side of the road from Shell. There was cops and shit, she was screaming and crying like hell.

Met Woody Harrelson at a Q&A he did in London. I got to ask the first question. It was a shit question but he seemed pretty friendly and even though he was clearly exhausted, he still gave me his autograph afterwards. Good guy Woody.

let them fight it out

do you have much of a nightlife there?

Apart from the fact that we close early (02:00), it's pretty good tbphwy.

She's done couple of shows at a tittybar in Houston. She smelled really nice. I jokingly said I was a fan of her work and we kinda hooked up for 20-30 minutes. She looked very desperate for cash and I am pretty sure she was high on smth. She was pretty sweet to me but we had nothing in common to talk about, as I mentioned before she's not very bright. But, again few strippers or hookers are. I thought I'd make couple of jokes in the hopes I get to fuck her outback or smth but most of it just passed over her head. She had no idea where Austria was (That's where I am from btw, was traveling the US that year). But it wasn't awkward or anything I just gave her a huge tip and she started rubbing against me, I got to feel up her ass & tits. They were fake but I don't mind fake tits myself, they were still soft to the touch. She offered to suck my dick after the show for $200 but in a condom. "How much without a rubber?". "For you, $250". I had about ~$400 on me that night, minus the tip I gave her earlier, and I still needed some for the road and my autism took over. So I refused. (I still regret it to this day). She just felt me through the pants for a minute and then I left for my motel.

Nice.

me on the left

I met Alison Brie in an elevator once, when she asked me what my favorite Community joke was I answered with "Annie's boobs"
she kneed me in the balls and called me a dirty boob-fetishists and walked off.

I met a somewhat famous greek actor when I was working at an information kiosk two years ago, he was looking for a bank. He was in Arcadia Lost with Nick Nolte, cute little flick.

Looks like he's wearing a variation of these.

Wait, phones had cameras 30 years ago?

that's hot
did she press her boobs against you while she kneed your balls?

Saw him at a store trying out bobblehats. Might have just been some random dude kid me thought looked like him. That's how far removed from celebrities I am.

But on the plus side, nobody got blown up, right?

I'll pick the one on the right, the other one looks like it hasn't fed yet.

Thanks for the pasta.

Shes cute and has a nice body, but I really dont see what the fuss is about. She was the ugliest wife in Mad Max.

L..lewd.

This is you?

Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of Sup Forums.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

>fool your friends

keke at the false advertising

lel

I fucked one of the Willis daughters. See if you can guess which one.

You think she sucked both those guys off?

The one with the weird chin?

Dear god let it be Evelyn Penn or Mabel Ray.

The eyes remind me of a guy I knew in highschool. Yeah, I assfucked him. Why are you asking?
Did you seriously think even for a moment that this story wasn’t going to end with me fucking his ass? We’re obviously not working on a level of mutual respect here.
You see a fine ass like that, clothed or unclothed, you’re going to find a way to fuck it. You’ll figure out a way to lure it away from all the other asses in your classes. You’ll devise a plan to trap it in the locker room with you, watch it quiver a while in fear. You’ll relish pulling the pants and then underpants off of that ass, and then gently easing yourself into its puckered hole. You’ll cherish the memory of the long strokes you take, in and out of that ass, slowly working your way to climax. You’ll lose your mind in ecstasy as you climax deep into that ass, and then keep fucking it, pumping your own cum out of that ruined colon.
Anyways she’s a 6/10

I hope so. I'm a big time cuck and that would get me off.

The ugly one?

he has 5 daughters, of which 3 are ugly.. poor Bruce has bad genetics.

The joke was that they are all ugly, you dingus. Who are the not ugly ones?

Bruce has fine genetics. They're just really fucking manly ones, causing his daughters to be too manly as well. Doesn't help that the mother also had a pretty good jaw herself.

Time's up! It was Tallulah Belle back in 2015 while she was high as fuck on molly.

>Who are the not ugly ones?

>Who are the not ugly ones

>Tallulah Belle


hmm that's not the ugliest i suppose

Where can I find a full clip of this?

the fuck are you tlaking about pablo

not bad.avi

Demi Moore genes are not to blame then.

Did the golem have a jaw reduction surgery yet?

I met Mark Evan Jackson a few days ago. He's popped up in a few things, he has a very good podcast with Paul F Tompkins. Nice guy, my friend waved at him, and he just came right up to us and started talking, I was not expecting that. He talked to everyone at this party we were at the whole night.

tell us more

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>this webm
>tfw you will never meet emma roberts

>skeleton
>qt

are you saying she isnt

yes, that's what i was implying

>user why am I not your waifu?

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are you gay?