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i spend 95% of the time shitposting and 5% on working on the essay edition

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Fuck Drumpf

really wish i had a gf..

Too early!

Fuck wypipo

does this brit look like /our_boy/ terrone to anyone else?

no terrone is white they look nothing alike

Richie did nothing wrong

post a better vidta song

youtube.com/watch?v=m4bHBNXHxGI

you cant

Shalom, goyim
Let's get started

Can you guess what this movie is about?

fuck off you ugly kyke

Has the face of a crackwhore

No

dont reply to me jew

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would you date a 2nd generation pajeet

There isn't a damn thing you can do to stop me, is there?
You're just a goy

el haitiANO

Cara is an antisemetic racist I should have known

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>wake up
>still american
NO IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR

It's not all that bad
You have really good allies

enough is enough, jesus de nazaret

thank you, greatest ally

Bringing joy to the goy is my duty and my privilege

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>tfw bf came inside again

beautiful

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I miss Zando

That's gay lmao

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i thought you hated CHIs?

Zando is alright i guess

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He didn't leave, he just can't post rn

And why would you want him? he's my property

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someone tell shekelstein over here to stop ruining the thread

>tfw no biker gf

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I hope mods get rid of this whole thread. Sup Forums was right again.

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Sup Forums is a board of peace
They also avoid being rude to allies

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Even if that's true, at least I'm not a m*xican

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>no anal

These machines suck

christ with jews, we lose

fag

Based jew making a /cum/ thread not complete shit and actually worth monitoring

You wish you were as good as them, meatbag
Also your prime minister is a cuck

>going to Montreal tomorrow
>only coming back home on sunday

Shut up Aust-

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People are writing essays here since past 13 years. When will this site grow up

Most of the credit belongs to the machines
Our piston powered overlords are wise and powerful

girls are pretty disgusting

t. homo

Lol

t. gaylord

the kike got banned
haha

*kisses u*

I’m gonna buy some used panties off of some girl on reddit. I think I might be caving in but I really want this.

;*

>mom always scheduled doctor appointments for me growing up
>tell her I need to get my elbow checked on
>ask her for the doctor's number and how to schedule
>she keeps putting it off
>came home today
>I have an appointment at 8am tomorrow for my elbow
>mfw my elbow was just a cover story for an std check

I can still go and it won't be a problem, right? Like I'll get a general physician and not an elbow expert to see me tomorrow? Kinda nervous ngl

ya

funny coincidence--i just scheduled my own doc appointment for the first time today and i'm 27

>be shopping with daughter
>go to PriceRite cuz its cheaper and I have to actually pay for my groceries with my own money
>playing with daughter, not paying attention to time, no idea what day it is
>leave to go shopping like we always do on Saturday mornings
>saturday mornings, store's always empty, only people who get up early are there (hint)
>usually takes 10-15 minutes to do my shopping
>get to grocery store
>BLACKOUT
>oh shit, its like 1pm
>oh shit "its the first of the month" (wake up wake up)
>store teeming with nogs and shitskins
>each group of subhumans has multiple carts
>each cart overflowing with pure junk food and sugar-laden shit
>buy my vegetables and milk
>get up to front of store
>literally no one can move because of the nogcarts jam packed with food
>noglets crying, noses covered in snot
>gats about to heat up because someone bumped a cart
>wait 15 minutes even though im next in line
>bitch in front of me decides she forgot something
>leaves and takes 5 minutes to come back
>clerk cant suspend order because its 2 carts full and theres no room for my cart
>$320
>EBT card
>my food is $35, pay with cash
>tfw its taken over an hour
>drive to liquor store and start drinking

need movies in the same vein as scary movie

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talked with my sponsor for an hour about aa shit
then listened to a speaker for an hour
then made plans for tomorrow
i wish i could just drink with no consequence again

goodnight /cum/

Done trying to get laid by the end of the year?

legitimately do not think I will ever have a girlfriend

also I miss smoking weed

i like to think the chance will increase the moment i acquire a skill and have a marketable skillset to seek employment with

It will never increase if you keep being an autist and never talking to girls

just find a cute bf instead

But thats gay

figure i'll meet girls at my work
if not, the increased forced social circumstances might inspire me to find girls

Just go in the culture pals threads. If other Sup Forums autists managed to get GFs and even wives with it why culdn't you? Just need to have disposable income and the willingness to perhaps move/work abroad.

this thread is fucking terrible

kill yourself

immoral ugly mongrel

if you don't chase your liquor with a beer or more liquor you're pretty much a woman

I wanted to buy some used panties but I realized how gross it was

You think you’re a man but you’re only a boy

t. woman who cases liquor with anything

my gf

i like her attitude

the gf (upper left)

>Cute and smart
I’m jealous

>not chasing your whiskey with a bottle of vodka
get out my face you disgusting plebian

Is there a Hispanic Heritage Month?

stop photoshopping your images

autistic post

can you take a joke?