i spend 95% of the time shitposting and 5% on working on the essay edition
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Fuck Drumpf
really wish i had a gf..
Too early!
Fuck wypipo
does this brit look like /our_boy/ terrone to anyone else?
no terrone is white they look nothing alike
Richie did nothing wrong
Shalom, goyim
Let's get started
Can you guess what this movie is about?
fuck off you ugly kyke
Has the face of a crackwhore
No
dont reply to me jew
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would you date a 2nd generation pajeet
There isn't a damn thing you can do to stop me, is there?
You're just a goy
el haitiANO
Cara is an antisemetic racist I should have known
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>wake up
>still american
NO IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR
It's not all that bad
You have really good allies
enough is enough, jesus de nazaret
thank you, greatest ally
Bringing joy to the goy is my duty and my privilege
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>tfw bf came inside again
beautiful
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I miss Zando
That's gay lmao
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i thought you hated CHIs?
Zando is alright i guess
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He didn't leave, he just can't post rn
And why would you want him? he's my property
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someone tell shekelstein over here to stop ruining the thread
>tfw no biker gf
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I hope mods get rid of this whole thread. Sup Forums was right again.
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Sup Forums is a board of peace
They also avoid being rude to allies
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Even if that's true, at least I'm not a m*xican
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>no anal
These machines suck
christ with jews, we lose
fag
Based jew making a /cum/ thread not complete shit and actually worth monitoring
You wish you were as good as them, meatbag
Also your prime minister is a cuck
>going to Montreal tomorrow
>only coming back home on sunday
Shut up Aust-
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People are writing essays here since past 13 years. When will this site grow up
Most of the credit belongs to the machines
Our piston powered overlords are wise and powerful
girls are pretty disgusting
t. homo
Lol
t. gaylord
the kike got banned
haha
*kisses u*
I’m gonna buy some used panties off of some girl on reddit. I think I might be caving in but I really want this.
;*
>mom always scheduled doctor appointments for me growing up
>tell her I need to get my elbow checked on
>ask her for the doctor's number and how to schedule
>she keeps putting it off
>came home today
>I have an appointment at 8am tomorrow for my elbow
>mfw my elbow was just a cover story for an std check
I can still go and it won't be a problem, right? Like I'll get a general physician and not an elbow expert to see me tomorrow? Kinda nervous ngl
ya
funny coincidence--i just scheduled my own doc appointment for the first time today and i'm 27
>be shopping with daughter
>go to PriceRite cuz its cheaper and I have to actually pay for my groceries with my own money
>playing with daughter, not paying attention to time, no idea what day it is
>leave to go shopping like we always do on Saturday mornings
>saturday mornings, store's always empty, only people who get up early are there (hint)
>usually takes 10-15 minutes to do my shopping
>get to grocery store
>BLACKOUT
>oh shit, its like 1pm
>oh shit "its the first of the month" (wake up wake up)
>store teeming with nogs and shitskins
>each group of subhumans has multiple carts
>each cart overflowing with pure junk food and sugar-laden shit
>buy my vegetables and milk
>get up to front of store
>literally no one can move because of the nogcarts jam packed with food
>noglets crying, noses covered in snot
>gats about to heat up because someone bumped a cart
>wait 15 minutes even though im next in line
>bitch in front of me decides she forgot something
>leaves and takes 5 minutes to come back
>clerk cant suspend order because its 2 carts full and theres no room for my cart
>$320
>EBT card
>my food is $35, pay with cash
>tfw its taken over an hour
>drive to liquor store and start drinking
need movies in the same vein as scary movie
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talked with my sponsor for an hour about aa shit
then listened to a speaker for an hour
then made plans for tomorrow
i wish i could just drink with no consequence again
goodnight /cum/
Done trying to get laid by the end of the year?
legitimately do not think I will ever have a girlfriend
also I miss smoking weed
i like to think the chance will increase the moment i acquire a skill and have a marketable skillset to seek employment with
It will never increase if you keep being an autist and never talking to girls
just find a cute bf instead
But thats gay
figure i'll meet girls at my work
if not, the increased forced social circumstances might inspire me to find girls
Just go in the culture pals threads. If other Sup Forums autists managed to get GFs and even wives with it why culdn't you? Just need to have disposable income and the willingness to perhaps move/work abroad.
this thread is fucking terrible
kill yourself
immoral ugly mongrel
if you don't chase your liquor with a beer or more liquor you're pretty much a woman
I wanted to buy some used panties but I realized how gross it was
You think you’re a man but you’re only a boy
t. woman who cases liquor with anything
my gf
i like her attitude
the gf (upper left)
>Cute and smart
I’m jealous
>not chasing your whiskey with a bottle of vodka
get out my face you disgusting plebian
Is there a Hispanic Heritage Month?
stop photoshopping your images
autistic post
can you take a joke?