Get sent on a literal mission from God to preserve the Bible

>get sent on a literal mission from God to preserve the Bible
>blessed with badass fighting and survival skills
>survive for 30 years alone in a post-apacolyptic wasteland
>make it to a printing press
>reveal that You've been blind the whole time and memorized the entire Bible
>successfully complete your mission against all odds through divine will
>"Alright, we got a Bible. Now let's stick it on the shelf with all the other sky fairy crap, lol."

How would you feel about this? I'd be fucking pissed.

God's an idiot if he didn't just give him a Bible to look after

He did, but some guy steals it at the end of the movie. It's braille so he's fucked

Then he's an even bigger idiot for giving him a Bible which nearly noone else can read, he's also an idiot for not just gifting the world thousands of bibles that perfectly relay his wished

>Christian-themed movie
>Nigger protagonist
Who exactly is this supposed to appeal to?

Doesn't count because he can't tell he's a nigger.

>30 years after a nuclear war there are no bibles left
fucking stupid premise

Why would god preserve a book that's been modified like crazy over a thousand years

If you're not cripplingly autistic you'd realize that they printed more than one copy of it, and the movie only showed one copy being put on a shelf in their library.

Fucking kek.

black people are very religious

Can you use EBT at cinemas though?

the mission was to preserve it not to make people believe

WHy the fuck is there Mila Kunis at the end? I bet it was added last minute by the producers because the film was good. Why not capitalize on this and push that cunt a role in the next episode that never happenned.

Thats ludicrous

They were all burned after the war.

So presumably a bunch of Liberal fedoratards got bitchy that Muslim France and England used nuclear weapons but didn't want to admit it was Islam's fault.

Christcucks are the source of the "we're all equal" bullshit that is tearing civilization apart.

You seem to be having trouble understanding what metric "equality" is being measured in Christianity.

I presume you're not an idiot so I would suggest you elaborate on it.

Hopefully you're not as dishonest as the "Equality of outcome" individuals.

>equality before the law is bad

No retard, it's identity politics that is hurting civilization.

Paul came up with that shit, not Jesus. And strictly speaking Christendom never adopted it, tolerance and all that shit came from the renaissance

Sequal when?

you're a fucking idiot

People who don't put their own prejudice before the truth that scripture presents. So in other words, actual Christians, and not people to whom the faith means little more than another means of elevate oneself over others.

*elevating, my mistake.

lol, you seem upset

denzel is one of the few church going christians in hollywood

I think it took him 30 years get there because he had to read and memorize a dozen books as a braile bible would not be a single book.
The one he carried was the last one.

You don't know it was the Christian God protecting him.

because they have lowest iq

>people to whom the faith means little more than another means of elevate oneself over others

Like all those politicians that pretend to be christian while practising prejudice?

And modified again by blind black guy.
You know he slipping in a bunch of verses. That's why it's called The Book of Eli.

>And the Lord said behold the Chicken I have promised to the man of color. And there was much rejoicing.

>And there was much rejoicing.
[unenthusiastic] hooray

...

>and the lord said that the black were kings and the true rulers of mankind

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Fun fact: The former Editor-in-chief of PCGamer, Gary Whitta, wrote the script to this movie. He also wrote 'After Earth'.

Jesus said to spread the good word to all corners of the earth.

It ended up with the very same people who'll restart culture and information.

You don't know what you're talking about. So remain silent about what you do not know.

Then he's a great guy. I liked them both.

It's almost like identity politics are a result of multiculturalism which is inherently dysfunctional for a society.

not an argument
arguments require people, places, events, time, and circumstances.

Typical kike

Multiculturalism is a result of Socialism, which is a product of the Enlightenment Athiests.

He wasn't a typical kike since he said gentiles are equal to jews. This is why a typical kike killed him.

how do blacks and white liberals who hate christianity reconcile then?

>They were all burned.

That is fucking stupid. There is a bible in every single hotel room and according to Barna Research, there is an average of 4.7 bibles per household in the US

>This is why a typical kike killed him.

Romans were typical kikes?

He was controlled opposition

>4.7 bibles per household in the US

Bwuhahahaha, secular society my fucking ass.

They obeyed the kikes and killed Christ over nothing.

No better than the Military and ((Special Interests)).

>>"Alright, we got a Bible. Now let's stick it on the shelf with all the other sky fairy crap, lol."

I think they were going for a Canticle for Leibowitz preservation of knowledge feel

Pilate didn't want to sentence him to death, but the Sanhedrin insisted

He also co-wrote Rogue One

>people shitting on a good movie because of its christianity themes
>people shitting on a good movie because denzel washington is a nigger

movie was stupid and god is a superstition.

The Sanhedrin was a Roman-controlled satrap, the vast majority of Jews hated him and hated what the Temple Mount and the priesthood had been coopted for. It's analogous to how most Saudis don't like being put in jail or beheaded for drinking and fucking, but the government making all of those laws is kept in power by the GOTUS for mutual benefit.

I mean, if Jesus existed, he was black. That's just a guaranteed historical fact.

white liberals spend 0 time with blacks, need to preserve the delusion.

>the Jews made me do it!

>reddit spacing
>muh strawman
>muh projection

>blacks in the middle east

>reddit spacing

This meme needs to stop

It was here before you in one shape or another. It'll be here after you. It's here to stay. Stop bitching and adapt to it nigger.

I was here before Reddit was aborted into reality, you dickshit.

Becuase the left seems more empathetic superficially but blacks are actually much more traditionally valued but the right is socially retarded for some reason, they could easily take all the minorities and Muslims etc by appealing to family values but they are fucking retarded

Believe it or not american blacks used to be super strong baptists at one point. There's still a lot of religious ones.

The dead sea scrolls dispelled this argument 60 years ago and yet it still gets parroted. I physically crige every time I read ignorance like thos.

This. Christcucks have been exposed and are squirming and damage controlling now.

stop using reddit formatting and it does you faggot ass redditor

jesus was black.

If it was a white guy he would have died in the first 3 years

But then it wouldn't be the book of eli

I was doing it first, Reddit are using MY formatting and I'm too autistic to just stop now.

Jesus was a rastafarian?

rastafari is a christian religion based around the belief that the second coming of jesus christ already happened

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Remain silent, say nothing and suppose not an iota.

>denying literal gospel

Says the guy who believes in magical big bangs, abiognensis and evolution. None of which has ever been proven by the way.

>fedora tippers don't understand the importance of the bible

I can understand being an atheist but I can't understand being this retarded

>Believe it or not american blacks used to be super strong baptists at one point.

They still are.

>was written 300 years after alleged events
>not even contemporaneous
>literal

keke

>Behold the pucci of all colors and ages, all this your Lord provides to the man of color.

Liberals give blacks a pass on everything, what else is new

>evolution hasn't been proven

You have to be 18 to post here, sonny.

The right are stupid fucks who don't understand communal compatibility or strategy. There's not art in their war.

Black people are some of Christianity's most ardent followers.

I'd fuck her. In the butt though, don't want any halfricans nigging about.

That's the thing, evolution has never been proven.

Black people are extremely religious

Of course it has, even the Catholic Church accept this, stop being retarded.

>Catholic Church.

Oh I'm sorry, was that supposed to silence me?

Once more, Evolution has never been proven.

>Sky fairy crap

bips ledora

This entire argument boils down to semantics. You can't conclusively prove a theory because new evidence means it may either be disproven or (more likely) adjusted to account for the new information. By the same token, Newton's "theory of gravity", and Einsteins "theory of relativity" have never been conclusively proven either, but they are the theories most consistent with observable phenomena.

all people are equal before god.

That kinda goes without saying if your concept of god is one of omnipotence, righteousness and wisdom way above mankind.

You can prove gravity. Jump off of a building, viola gravity. To say otherwise is stupid. You witness gravity at work. Evolution would require you to provide as it happened evidence. You can as it happen prove gravity anytime of any day. Drop a hammer onto your balls. Viola, gravity. As it happen proof of evolution would be genetic and skeletal proof of the first instantiation of the allele frequency unto its latest success, namely anything alive today. So that's a billion years of day to day reading of all life showing each one becoming less what it was and more of what it was to become, its successor species. All you ever had was conjecture, make believe, fantasy. And yet you're audacious enough to make light of us being made. Jokes.

jesus christ you sound stupid. but i'll give you some credit, and say maybe you are saying that while evolution can be proved in a matter of days, or minutes in a variety of different forms, which someone as studied as you seem to be would know, it's much harder to trace particular lineages like the line from water breathing aquatic life form to man today. But that doesn't mean evolution doesn't exist or can't be proven, it just means the details may not be entirely correct. And still, with the information we currently have today, the theories are the best interpretation of that thus far. Idiot

There was already a Bible in the library, only without the Christian fanfic: the Torah.

If anything, the bible would be a fanfic of the torah. Way to sound stupid, user.

I think it's pretty clear he's just shitposting.

The DSS also contain apocrypha.