Tfw literally always thought "Netflix and Chill" means to watch netflix and chill

>tfw literally always thought "Netflix and Chill" means to watch netflix and chill
>no idea it means sex
>send text to my older sister asking her if she wants to watch netflix and chill
>she shows it to all her friends

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Pretty smart viral marketing campaign 2bh. Too bad they're still 20 billion dollars in debt and about to lose Disney

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pics of sister?

Same, but with Filmstruck and Suck wtf

maybe you'll get some

Just fuck you're sister.

yeah

anyone know where we first started hearing it?

for me it started inbetween when i finished HS and started uni, so i heard it sparsly at work then when i started uni it was already in full meme force

>be me
>be freshman in high school
>no idea what cunt means or that it's even a bad word
>chads in gym class call me a cunt and laugh
>for some reason think it's a compliment
>go to my favorite teacher's class
>she's a sweet tiny 65 year old woman
>walk in
>good afternoon, cunt
>get two detentions

fuck

I find it more cringy that your sister showed the text to her friends than you sending that text.

>be me, 10 years old
>extremely catholic sheltered upbringing
>no idea what sperm means, have to ask the teacher in front of everyone during sex ed
>the other boys ask me if i know what "porn" is
>tell them i think its a chess piece

Man it retrospect its hilarious, but I hated them all at the time for making fun of me

embarassing

She's seeking approval or disapproval from her friends before making a decision. I can promise you that if every single one of her friends told her to do it, she would do it.

Women.

>don't know about the meme
>ask a friend if I can come over for some Netflix and chill
>she says yes and seems excited about it
>we watch Netflix for a few hours then I go home
>next day I learn that she told all our friends that I'm gay

>in the scout
>I was a sheltered kid
>older kid starts talking about condoms
>I thought it was a kind of house

youtube.com/watch?v=wfts3TGU00k

Kek

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Why do women literally assume any guy that struggles to express interest in women is gay?

>tfw my sister tells her friends that i've never had a girlfriend
>they ask her if i'm gay
>she tells me they said that
>i get angry and sperg out
>they don't know why i'm angry that they thought i might be gay and say i'm homophobic

same but it was game of thrones and bone, wtf was i thinking?

>16 years gap between the brother and the sister
>brother still living at home
With a mom like that it's no wonder shit happened.

>be playing cricket at school as a kid
>find a one of those box cup for protecting your nuts in the equipment
>nobody knows what it is
>one of the kids says it's a condom and everyone believes him
>i don't know what a condom is
>they dare me to lick the box
>i do it
>tfw i gain a reputation at school as the "condom-licker"

i fucking hate kids

Wincest baby!

i used to think "nigger" was a complement cause of all the rap songs and everyone at my school used to use it cause they were ghetto sri lankan punks

Formerly Sneed's

In geography class freshman year, a kid pronounced Niger as nigger. The teacher laughed then gave him a detention and never to say that word again.

Noice.

Licked any condom/jockstrap lately?

Have witnessed and experienced this phrase countless times without it necessarily meaning sex. Maybe it's some trending new meaning among the new generation.

>sister is an idiot
>she saw I had a dvd of the movie War of the Roses
>she never saw the movie, but was convinced it had brother/sister sex in it
>always scared of me and accusing me of trying to get a peak at her naked body
>she even convinced my mom of this
>finally got enough of this shit and sked my gay best friend to help
>mom found us kissing and after that she just didn't pay any attention to the insane ramblings of my crazy sister

Good thing I turned out to be really fucking gay though, or that would have been awkward for me after that in my social life.

>The teacher laughed then gave him a detention
entrapment

>he didn't know what a cup was

Christ lad, where the fuck are you from that you didn't know what one was?

haha yeah good thing, or it would have been weird haha imagine sucking a cock and being straight haha awkward

plz let this be real

>he'd rather fuck a lad than fuck his sister

Bit gay, that.

>average American family

you have to go all the way and fuck her now, OP. Else you'd look like a loser.

they're right, there's literally no reason to get that angry about someone thinking you're gay other than homophobia. control your fucking emotions, loser

Never put your dick in crazy, even if it's related crazy.

Did she say yes?

>teacher laughed then gave him a detention
what a retard. why are americans so afraid of a word?

my history teacher once carelessly blurted out our equivalent of 'nigger' when talking about the atlantic slave trade and the whole class had a laugh and we just moved on

...

Not before the finish Narcos.

There is literally nothing wrong with homophobia. Fags are cancer.

>2007
>blue tooth earpieces are all the rage
>crushing on this stacy whose locker is next to mine
>getting my books for class
>stacy opens up her locker
>hey, do you want to come over to my place tonight to study?
>uh, what?
>come on, it'll be fun. my parents won't be back until late tonight
>omg is this real life
>get a pen and piece of paper
>hold it out for her and ask her to to write down her address
>turns around and gives me the weirdest look
>that's when I notice the blue tooth in her ear
>mumble sorry and run off

i still have nightmares

This

absolute cringe kino

>Putting emoticons in a serious post like that
This has to be fake

finally someone with balls says it. killing fags should be a civic duty

Some kid told me to call some uglyish mexican girl nigger in music class even though I didn't know what it meant.
Nothing happened also apparently she liked me.

>Unrelated years later
>call guy gay for having a leather bag in class.
>forced to write apology.
>think I worded it saying sorry i called you a gay and some such.
>pretty sure angry female teacher reading it was gay.

>shit that never happened - the thread

I remember you lol

If only...

Could be English family. Mum got the boy when she was 14, which explains why he turned into a NEET, and got the girl when was 30, which explains why she would be retarded enough to have a kid with her slimy big bro.

what the fuck is a blue tooth earpiece?

this 2bh

Fuck her just like in japanese animes.

You're young, we get it.

>mom

Obviously not a Brit, you spacker.

>elder sis takes me out on a bro/sis date
>walking around the mall just goofing around
>drags me into watching a romantic zombie movie with nicholas hoult
>hit the restaurant and she buys all the food and drink
>acts as a wingman and tries to set me up with girls she knows
>go home with her still teasing me and having a good time
>my sister is awesome
>tell her i love her
>go to bed

all you incest faggots are degenerates who should be hung from a tree

I replied to a few random people in the street when they were talking in these fucking bluetooth things. Since then I completely ignore anything I hear outside even if it's very clearly directed at me.

>my mom would cut my hair
>she sucked at it
>refused to take me to the barber

we don't know how old you are so can you put some years in this statement, you autistic fucking idiot?

Mom at least made her abort the incest baby, I hope.

I used to think porch monkey just referred to anyone who hung out on their porch, white, black, red-neck, etc...

youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4

lol

Are you from mid-atlantic or north east?


is this true?

this is so many levels of ridiculous I don't know where to fucking start

You're a fag for not banging her mate

nice bowl hairccut...this isn't really you though, is it?

Your fucking autistic ass deserved it op

Did you fuck her?

Screenshot for the love of god please user

Who chills with their sister? Who even does that?

why the fuck not?

>15 yo imouto
Nice

You "chill" with friends but family it's different. Chilling is the wrong word.

I do.
we watch movies and tv shows together all the time and cuddle on my bed

I bet your sister was lying in bed wondering why you didn't even try and make a move, you beta cuck.

this girls are gross!

haha faggot

How is it different, and how is it the wrong word?

WASSUP.........YA CUNT!

>t. 14 year old

I always give my sister movies to watch and sneak some incest stuff in whenever possible.

>watch movie with sister
>unusual long sex scene comes on
>suddenly dad bursts into room asking what we watching
>everytime

normie memes are so cringey

>playing GTA
>THAT song comes on
>not 2 seconds later mum comes into room

Fuck Mastersounds.

youtube.com/watch?v=YQ0zmEEqzM4

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once you become an adult and move out of mommy and daddy's house, you and your siblings will still have to hang out somehow. we'll all get together and catch a movie and a dinner once a couple months.

Fuck off roasty

Nah, you embarrassed yourself famalam.
Im sure you don't have any deep seeded psychological issues that explain why you think it's so abhorrent to spend time with one's sibling ;)

>mention to sister that cersei is my favorite woman in GoT
>sister starts to wear her hair like cersei does
>muh dick.jpg

>Moron doesn't know what debt is

See also: How these retards think the national debt works

Yes it is you inbred retard.
And don't take it wrong or you are an ableist bigot :^)

It looks like a knight helmet lmao
I'm dead

um, no. Imoutos are for hugs and protection. Nee-sans are for penetration

>sister has big tits
>allowed to snuggle up to them when we watch a movie
>comfy as fuck

pic related

Is it sweat or your cum?

usually a mix of both

i literally did not know this