Wow seriously shut the fuck up

Wow seriously shut the fuck up

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Don't listen to him Brucebros. He's only 56%

Has Australia actually accomplished anything?

Pohophphppgpkdgeheh Dtikiyjeo

Higher literacy rate and graduation rate than your country.

NNNNIII---NYAEEEEHH-----NNIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGERS

Have they won any wars or invented anything?

Bruce saved us from the Japs in WW2

Pretty sure they've won the shitposting war. And that's all that matters.
wtf I'm trying to help a mate out.

Australia sucks because my country has more stars on its flag

How do you like Big Russian cock up your Crimean ass every day, pooftah?

Nah mate, haven't invented anything. Quality of life is so much lower than yours as well as our healthcare. Just an Awful desert. Make sure you stay away or Insects and crocs will kill you.

Your country isn't even real get out of here

Fuck off wog cunt

we invented fucking wifi, polymer bank notes and a whole bunch of random shit.
there more scientific paper published per capita

I like it very much

Yoru entire country is a joke you have an entire continent to yourself and yet you are not a world power plus you have that cuck stamp on your "flag"

How do you explain this ?

>117 year old countries only contribution is wifi
HAHAHAHHA

And what has your Mutt hellhole invented, seppo cunt?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions

Australia more like poopgaylia

You also invented the dual-flush toilet.

Yeah mate it's crazy. I am literally fighting off 5 dingo's as I type this. You have to make sure you NEVER come over here. Believe me.

United States of America more like United niggers, gays, assholes in America

I was never planning on traveling to the irrelevant chinese colony that is your "country".

You made the right decision. You are doing yourself a massive favour mate. Best to just stay away.

American inventions:
>school shootings with a good K:D ratio
>SHART IN MART
>Supreme Gentleman

Bionic eye, lawn mower, hills hoist clothes lines and roller doors are all Australian inventions.

wow ur rude

Lawn mower is English you absolute shit tip

Yeah who cares about wifi anyway?

Amirite?

Also the bionic eye isn’t really a working concept but it was still invented by an American

You guys didn’t even invent the fucking refrigerator lmao that was us too

Australia is the only based anglo country tho

>bogans and spics arguing on the Internet

This isn’t a stupid fucking frog opinion thread please see yourself out dickhead.

Turns out that's just a we wuz story because of the victa lawn mower.

I can't see any Aussies actually arguing in this thread. Just a lot of butt hurt burgers.

I meant to say ear.

Bionic ear.

we don't care about your point of view as well tho

Not even hating but Australia sounds awful
Everyone is a blonde muscle Chad and it’s always hot as fuck. And the accent, oh dear lord, the accent

what makes us trigger Cletus so much?

Wtf i love Australia. Moving there now

basically what this user said : >Everyone is a blonde muscle Chad and it’s always hot as fuck

>Everyone is a blonde muscle Chad

Nah

Right you’re French you don’t care about anything but the smell of your own brie laden shit you stupid faggot

Ukraine more like uk-raining-russian-mortars

if you feel our smell it's thx to our strong pheromones, maybe your gay if you felt it

I've seen this posted a few times here, I don't know where it comes from. Do Americans think that everyone in Australia is Chris Hemsworth-level Chad?

The greatest invention of all time.

> A hard earned thirst deserves an Ice cold Beer

they think every australian is crocodile dundee tier
which is indeed pretty fucking based

OH NO NO NO AAHAHAGAHA

in big cities it's more like this

More like pig country

he seems happy tho, better be an happy human being in a simple world than an edgy mutt in a complex world.

How will we ever recover?

and in rural towns it's more like this

Yeah, I know the photo is from western sydney

rural scum need to die

What people in rural Australia are actually like.

They think they are like crocodile dundee but they are actually more like this.

Still it's pretty cool being a better version of the UK, Canada and America at the same time

God i wish that were me

This. Keep away if you want to live yanks it's for the best.

Rural people plaster their shit in the kind of alcohol they drink for some reason.

You drink bundy? Okay better wear a bundaburg rum shirt and get a sticker for my car that says "bundy bitch"

I don't understand why.

Fuck yes this cunt is on point.
youtube.com/watch?v=tinLYy_aiU4

>confederate flag in australia

why are they using the confederate flag?

because they can while you can't.

>give me that boris johnson look

what are you talking about? im in the south and i see the confederate flag all the time.

didn't they replaced confederates statues and bow down confederate flags recently ?

>confederate flag
Jesus Christ every time I take a glance at Australia it's looking more and more American

Rural people are dumb.

He doesnt know shit. Some American gets some minute aspect about slovenia or something wrong and its 50 replies all talking about how stupid Americans are but europeans say borderline retarded things about the Americas all the time. Really severe manlet complex they all have

they took down a couple of monuments and took down the flag in south carolina they didn't ban it

...yet

*call to prayer plays in background*

If they ban the battle flag we will simply raise one of our other flags

I hope they dont ban it. That flag is great for immediately locating inbred methhead retards not worth talking to

that battle flag over a white flag is perfect

This country is so fucked. Just let us enjoy our time at the top before it all comes crumbling down

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>Was getting caught part of you plan, China
>Of course
>What's the next step in your master plan
>Crashing this housing bubble

WE
INVENTED
WI
FI

WE INVENTED PENICILLEN
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

Here are pictures of Australian kangaroos. Did you know we invented wifi?
*rest of Sup Forums explodes*

It's no coincidence our gdp's the same size as Russia.

>we invented fucking wifi
It doesn't show

They invented an infinite amount of genders and sexualities, how can penicillin even compete?

>Australia invents WiFi
>still can’t download this picture

>Australia invents freedom
>still cant say what they want

How can I block a replay from this?

Use 4chanX and filter their flag :^)