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England's Brave Morgan Lake

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maisie

alri

YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI

THAT'S THAT GOOFY SHIT WE AINT IN TO THAT BOI

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found a brit poster lads

braver then you, atleast she goes outside

literally don't know why anyone cares about the Olympics
majority of it is shitty meme "sports"

only iffy niggas and silly niggas talk hot on the inna net

hello nigger

It's alright but I get a discount through my work, it's normally about £65 per month

fuck off greg rutherford you cunt

imagine being such a virgin even your internet is a virgin

how many more /brit/ threads before the 1st of april?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

we do 60ish in a day
60 x 30
= 1800

jesus christ looking at jobs gives me anxiety

start my new job today

abc.net.au/news/2018-03-02/man-suffers-serious-facial-injuries-in-attack-armed-robbery/9502126

>A 19-year-old man who was about to start his dream job as an air-conditioning apprentice has been left blind in one eye after what police describe as cowardly, unprovoked assault.

so this is the life of a toilslave

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY

neet since sunday applied for a few on sunday got a phone call on tues had a interview yesterday
comfy ocado delivery driver job

>Brandin was followed inside where the man allegedly confronted him with a metal spike, described as a meat thermometer, and demanded his wallet and phone.

The Melbourne Experience

*annoys you*

wish it was phimo that got punched instead x

>dream job as an air-conditioning apprentice

Was a neet until yesterday but now I'm the ceo of the country's largest company

I pay 20 quid pcm for 50 down 20 up, TV, unlimited 4G.
300 down 70 up is 46 quid but the building i stay in isn't ready for that yet.

TOILBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Australians aren't savag-

My butt has been atrocious all day. Do I take eno to make it calm down?

nation of criminals

what you playing lads?
mate got me monster hunter and I'm loving it honestly

>Brandin was followed inside where the man allegedly confronted him with a metal spike, described him as a meat thermometer, and demanded his wallet and phone.
someone describes me as a meat thermomenter they're getting fuckin stabbed no question

Hello, King George VII...it is me, your cousin.

I am GANONDORF. Son of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Tell me where you are hiding the Triforce of Courage!

love how runts keep droning on about broken britain but the may regime produces success stories like yourself daily

>mate got me monster hunter and I'm loving it honestly
some "mate"

Chortled

...

what did you mean by this?

hate southeners and modernists

modernists are fine
it's those postmodernists causing all the problems

this but unironically

i meant you've got a shit mate

I wish I'd visited Britain before all this brexit nonsense. I'm a wog and I can't be fucked waiting in line to enter an island. Sorry lads

WOW
rude honestly

postmodernists exist because modernism was flawed in the first place
we need to go back

the gf is showing off how healthy her meals are
i might have to copy her because I don't like feeling like an unhealthy slob

Thinking, she's far too good looking to do the cooking

>can't be fucked waiting in line to enter an island
hey it's shorter than the line to enter your mum

WOAH

anything after the Pre-Raphaelites is shit, that's when we peaked

Hola. Can I still post here lads?

>rush hour 3 on dvd catch me ghostbustin catch me in the hold with your mother and your cousin

no

any protomodernists in? tradmods are the future

Haha *brohoofs* /)

it will be easier for non european JFs to come to britain post brexit

Baddie's bound by ancient codes of decency and secrecy
He understands about stabbing backs and shaking hands
So if or when you're behind bars or in front of them as you are
Look out for the man who'll bum your wife and then shake your hand
Oh you've been here before, you fell in love and carried her over the threshold
Thinking, she's far too good looking to do the cooking
Now, but that's twenty years ago...twenty years ago

no it won't

Anyone else have a mate that just ignores your texts or just plain hangs up on your phone calls? Makes me seriously angry.

I'm done texting that fat cunt!

Don't think I have ever paid any attention whatsoever with anything a nigger has ever said.

just sanctioned my arsehole
the supply of medicine has been cut off, recovery from my devasting dildo strikes is now virtually impossible

um sweaty

business idea: vigilante customs and immigration officers

Brexit won't happen

nope
my mates always answer and they don't hang up without saying bye

>still toiling at 9PM when everyone else has already left because I'm the designated office runt

this is fine

Yeah, one cunt often stops messaging and replies like a month later

this but unironically

>lefties are STILL in the first stage of grief after the referendum

...

They are, all of them, born with raging fanaticism in their hearts, just as the Bretons and the Germans are born with blond hair. I would not be in the least bit surprised if these people would not some day become deadly to the human race.

Why not?

nice $9 polyester kmart shoes you runtoid

Yeh, my mum is attractive. Luckily my looks take after her.

user didnt get the
work is off today becus of the snow email

got them at tarocash x

*puts pencil in my mouth and starts typing*

i’m sure toilstein will be grateful for this

started listening to razorlight
good sound

Why are US buildings from the 1970s more aesthetic than anything post-classical made in Britain?

i saw that scene again recently and he doesnt actually say bitch. just science.

wow this user really does hate us brits doesnt he

literally just uploaded this to the international toilberg bureau and they've notified your superiors, expect a swat team shortly

it had to be edited out the box set, on the original it was

would you rather an uglier gf, or a better looking one than you?
don't get people who have uglier gfs

are you a real gibraltarian (sp)

dont know how to smile. every time i try it seems forced and awkward.

why is there a box of legos

If i ask him if he wants to hang out and he doesn't, he just ignores me and doesn't reply. He cango fuck himself now I'm done

Just saying it how it is, they'll use Ireland to force us in a customs union. Then slippery slope and say "how is this better than just staying" and we'll either ""leave" or stay

>swat team

foy

bbc two now

unironically because of Donald Trump

i’m white

SCREECHING at those shoes

The Brexit
The Bankers
The Bonuses
The Boris
The Bus
The Blacks

youtube.com/watch?v=Dbt-OfbQTpw

doesnt seem edited

uglier because i’m a 11/10

noses on the pair of them