Ur cunt

>ur cunt
>this girl approached you on the street and said "I want to fuck you, now!"
what do?

I prefer men.

Wow that's a cute boy.

Sure, that'll be $150 with a rubber.

>Went to a party in France when I was 16 on an exchange program
>Two qt frenches were whispering to each other as they walked up to me
>Other one said to me, "She said she wants to have sex with you."
>I say nothing because I'm too drunk & have never even kissed a girl so I just say "okay" AFTER she repeats it twice.

Kill me senpai

...

regret fapping too often

Punch her in the nose.

I don't fuck ladyboys

I already have a Chinese virgin gf, you loose whore.

what the fuck
thats a boy

you don't trick me ching chong wang tan

suck her dick, of course!

Tell her I'd rather fuck her illegitimate daughter.

Nice blog normalscum. Yeah, I wouldn't mind putting your head to the curb.

What`s her (his) name, btw?

fuck off to

Why do I always hear Sir Elliot Rodger's voice when I see the phrase "have never even kissed a girl".

Because he said it so eloquently.

I lost my virginity later (to a MUCH uglier chick sadly) but I've gotten lucky and gotten laid by a few others that were pretty qt. I'm lucky I'm somewhat attractive as I've never made the first move on a chick, they all came onto me.

If I was ugly I guarantee I'd still be a virgin.

source please

Drag him to the nearest toilet and fill his asshole with cum, even if he hasnt' shitted.

I have a good news for you

Thats the only right answer, and anyone who doesnt agree is a huge faggot

Cute japanese.

I'd ask her age and if she's over 15 then I'll kick her out and if she's under 15 then I'll find us one of the fanciest hotels around.

call police

Dammit! Fooled by a chink again!

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i think third girl looks cuter tbqhwy!

age of consent is 15 in korea?

thanks, bruh

man...

>virgin gf
fuck are you waiting for soylord?

Marriage, degenerate.

>My parents will think I'm not gay!

She's not ;^)

Guide her way to Jr. Yungay

10/10 would ravage. it's not gay unless you're bottom, and giving them a reach-around is simple etiquette so not gay as well.

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This

"okay, but pay me first, chinkoid"