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Can smell grandad's farts from my room

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its like if cara and denise richards had sex

MC MENTAL FOOKIN SESSION

interesting really

gf is "cooking" "lunch"

oh dear.

youtube.com/watch?v=6E9WU9TGrec
Doing a learn

honestly, cocks are really aesthetic and beautiful

grim

why would you read a book that's already been made into a movie

What does it mean?

big big brainlet bait

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my life is falling apart haha

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I'm breakin' my back, doin' the best that I can
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>Aryan

Can't imagine how shit it must feel (physically and mentally) to be overweight.
Completely unacceptable state in my opinion.

One day we are all going to die

it1 | Jt |
pronoun [third person singular]
1 used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified: a room with two beds in it | this approach is refreshing because it breaks down barriers.
• referring to an animal or child of unspecified sex: she was holding the baby, cradling it and smiling into its face.
• referring to a fact or situation previously mentioned, known, or happening: stop it, you're hurting me.
2 used to identify a person: it's me | it's a boy!
3 used in the normal subject position in statements about time, distance, or weather: it's half past five | it was two miles to the island | it's raining.
4 used in the normal subject or object position when a more specific subject or object is given later in the sentence: it is impossible to assess the problem | she found it interesting to learn about their strategy.
5 [with clause] used to emphasize a following part of a sentence: it is the child who is the victim.
6 the situation or circumstances; things in general: no one can stay here—it's too dangerous now | he would like to see you straight away if it's convenient.
7 exactly what is needed or desired: they thought they were it | you've either got it or you haven't.
8 (usually ‘it’) informal sexual intercourse or sex appeal: the only thing I knew nothing about was ‘it’.
9 [attributive] (It) informal denoting a person or thing that is exceptionally fashionable, popular, or successful at a particular time: they were Hollywood's It couple | the company is renting out the It bags of the moment for as little as £10 a week. [after It girl.]
10 (usually ‘it’) (in children's games) the player who has to catch the others.

ORIGIN
Old English hit, neuter of he, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch het.


it2 | Jt |
noun [mass noun] British informal, dated
Italian vermouth: he poured a gin and it.

ORIGIN
1930s: abbreviation.

its my opinion
haven't read a book since primary school

can kind of see what you mean with denise richards not with c*r*

really like listening to songs with lots of ooooohing at the moment

doubt it

OFFICIAL ENGLISH ACCENTS POWER RANKINGS:
1. West Country
2. Estuary
3. RP
4. Aussie
5. Welsh
6. Yorkshire
POWER GAP
7. Cockney
8. French
9. German
10. Italian
11. Spanish
12. Scottish
13. Manc
14. Indian
15. Multicultural London
POWER GAP
16. Geordie
17. Brummie
18. Scouse
POWER GAP
9001. Any yank accent

Watch movies like Exodus: Gods and Kings and Noah instead of going to church haha

This.
Wrong. As long as the movie conveys the correct themes and points then the brain can do the rest.

Sunnis have been inbreeding for centuries, they're a lost cause.

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

think London's overdue for a riot eh?

sophie

that isn't wenger's hair

Good

good post

captcha grids wouldn't be so bad if they actually fucking worked like they're supposed to

and obviously do away with the 'click verify when there are none left' ones. those are legitimately nonsensical

lads

why would you even consider going to church

>"progressives" will defend this
>"progressives" will claim racism and islamophobia is a bigger problem in society than these animals

I had a word with a couple of so called socialists on my way
And during the course of our conversation
I put to them a question, I said:
"How do you feel about Ireland?"
Ireland? Yeah, Ireland
That place, it's just across the sea
Oh yeah, I know the place
Well they said:
"We're for Sandinista, Cuba's militia
The P L O, M.P.L.A, Afghanistan and Babylon"
They went on and on and on and on
And I said: "Alright, Alright
But what do you think about Belfast?"
And what did they say?
Well, their replies were various
But they all had one thing m common
And what was that?

They all sounded the same
You mean they sounded alike ?
They all sounded the same

what happens to these kids?

Read about Marx in the glossary of my economics textbook while the last ones were happening and before I knew anything about gommunism and thought he was a wise man who predicted the future

Paid for a pass a couple of months ago and been worth every dollar just to see posts like this
and laugh

I hope nobody falls for that obvious hatbait

kill them all tbqh

Love Jesus, God and Bible-based movies. Simple as.

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Generals should be banned.

So what's it like to be Irish and yet have a shit taste in beer?

don't know what estuary is
west country sounds cute but wouldn't want to have it myself
where are kiwi and sith efrican

but den who wud lead de army lol

>I hope nobody falls for that obvious hatbait

why

nice

>even the snow stays away from corona

Ireland is obviously number 1

d-d-delete this

t. inbred west country hicks

out of all the spam gimmicks this guy's is the least successful/impactful imho

Estuary is basically a slightly less posh RP accent. Mainly used in South England.

you literally PAY to browse Sup Forums and you laugh at others??

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what a little bastard. free weed and a babe to fuck and he rats her out

Wish I had a sister haha

>a genie appears and offers to give you a loyal loving gf but she has a visible deformity

Do you still do it?

Go click another 6 lakes, 5 cars and 3 signs to respond to my post

Time is money you pleb

shut the fuck up and get back to solving those captchas for Googles AI you fucking runt

t. rasheed

1. Irish (of any variety)
2. Generic American
3. Ausfailian
POWER GAP
9000. Retarded Kiwi drawl
9001. Subhuman Br*t

even worse, you cant use paypal or something. you literally have to give hiroshimoot your details

>2017

depends what kind of visible deformity.

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Ideal day
8AM: Breakfast, cooked by the wife
9AM: After Breakfast Big Boy Poo
10AM: Brunch, at a cafe, with the wife
11AM: Clothes shopping with the wife
12PM: Lunch with the wife
1PM: Clothes shopping with the wife
2PM: Clothes shopping with the wife
3PM: Afternoon tea with the wife
4PM: Clothes shopping with the wife
5PM: Clothes shopping with the wife
6PM: Romantic din din with the wife
7PM: after dinner snack with the wife
8PM: Home again with the wife

*bows down before you and kiss your feet*

Knew I should have spent the extra 10ntd and got the 5m ethernet cable instead of the 3m one

didnt realise passes existed then. the fuck

in awe at the size of this lass
absolute unit

That's too broad to answer
>Duhh the disability is that she has no limbs haha

Install 4chanx and turn on captcha fixes and noscript captcha. Needs only one captcha to complete and you can use the numpad.

>drawl

Nigger I went to your shitty country and had to speak at half speed so your halfwit compatriots could understand me

CORR THE FUCKING JAW ON THAT

drank too much coffee

>1. Irish (of any variety)
>2. Generic American

>west country

oh dear
you do realise your accent is used I'm TV and find to signify that the character is an absolute mong

I didn't say you could respond to me, little guy

why can't americans just grow up?

THIS to be honest

the white man is a conqueror

slurping off a big mug of that hot dark roast again mate?

Wives prefer cooking dinner

t. wife owner

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built like a tesco express

Deformity is a weird shaped head

literally this, you can tell that poster is a w*st c*untry hick

yeah that's right

just how he likes his men

should be neat to see how they pivot when brexit fizzles

would have to think about it

You're really being way too vague.
I'd take jaw lass there for sure

>Put bread in the toaster
>Thought it was Kingsmill 50/50
>It was Kingsmill Wholemeal

Friendly reminder that West Country English is the closest to Shakespearean (i.e. true) English.

I am so sorry natives Americans.
You and the Aboriginals of Australia had it hard from Europe.
May all who died because of Europe rest in peace