German citizenship is ranked the most valuable in the world

qz.com/698645/german-citizenship-is-ranked-the-most-valuable-in-the-world/

How can Americans ever recover?

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Ranked by whom?

>In 28th place is the United States.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go shart in mart, fatties.

It's literally just a measure of how easy it is to travel out of the country

Slide and sage

>The “external factors” it considered include the freedom of both traveling to and settling in a country.
So Germany for first because they will accept any and every rapefugee on the planet.
Glad we didn't come in first.

>land of the free

What?

>you will never see merkel punched in the stomach and made to vomit and then made to choke on that vomit until she dies

JUST

most valuable for who?

But I want be British germany the euro Europe is doomed inless to 20 years civil war.

Maybe less 5 years if we keep takeing 1 2 million in a year.

France could start then it spill over to rest europe.

How is it valuable when every single person can get one?

SHART

Fucking Turk learn Japanese before posting here.

Achmed and his entire extended family

rename yourself in SHARTMAN

Refugees make you free

nobody its fake and ghey.
>qz.com....
sounds like some shit sorros would set up to try to save a puppet

Yeah cuz germoney as all the mudshit migrants huh

Can't be that valuable since you let any one with brown skin just waltz on in.

Everyday I'm triggering.

Things you give away like free candy can't be THAT valuable, Merkel.

literal nigger state you're disgusting you niggers

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Czech

>What is refugee crisis

Accept more refugees you intolerant shitlord

Let's see how long this lasts with literally everyone in the world being entitled to German citizenship just as soon as they set foot on its soil.

Belgium?

Turkey?

And the best part: 500 million EU citizens have a right to get that.

IN

I'm sure German girls there would agree. They love getting raped by Muslims.

There's no such thing as German citizenship though. You gave that up when you created the EU.

>article 50 invocation not before 2018
>brexit not before 2020

germany doesnt have very much land.
america, canada, russia, even fucking mexico has land to spare.

im going to go outside and look at my 5 acres of land

>toothpaste

>not getting a dutch one to blaze it 420 while banging dutch cuties

Amateurs.

>cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
>shittin' the bitches,
>crappin' the hoes
>went to the mart to get the scoop
>knuckleheads out there cold shartin' some poop

>being german

How much land can you buy in the US for ... 60K USD? (depends on the area of course)

SHART

Most valuable because of free gibs and license to ficki ficki that's why.

ITT:
>German "banter"
Fucking depressing

Thank you for the IPs.

~40 acres

Whereas you will never leave and your country will be destroyed

oh no we can't travel to somolia god damnit the horror

shh the chinese will hear you

I think Germany has more relaxed drug laws now.

Can't even smoke indoors.
Not that I'm a degenerate, but it means stoners hang around in my street all night.

You'll never leave either. Two months ago it was 2016. One month ago it was 2017. Now it's 2018. Next month it's 2019.

>Who are you? What are you?

Oh I remember:

youtube.com/watch?v=PRFadjwNzBI

>Krauts actually proud to be the most enabling Muslim dumping ground in the world.

Enjoy your Sweden tier status Hans.

>tfw germany values shitskins more than third generation immigrants
I wanted to get german citizenship but I was refused.

>Over half of Sup Forums users are Americans
>yuros create divide-and-conquer meme against Americans for no real reason
Cute.

They're going to be drafted to die for the muzzies soon, too.

rt.com/news/356813-germany-government-conscription-draft/

>loses 7-1 at home in World Cup semi finals
>citizenship denied

top kek

You could get 200 acres of desert or 20 acres of prime timberland with deer and grouse. Just depends on location and what's on the land.

Pathetic. Hans is so proud.

Then why are you giving it away for free?

I'd take an American citizenship over a German on any day.

You'll fit right in.

That doesn't matter after that we beat you in the olympics.
At least my country isn't muslim by 2050

>be american
>vote for bush
>go to Iraq
>get snackbar'd
>vote for Hillary
>go to Iraq and Syria
>get snackbar'd
>stay at home
>shart in mart all day long

You seem butthurt.

I suppose sharting can do that to your anus.

What's the point of living in Germany even?

>US
>Superior laws
>Superior climates
>Superior government
>Superior pretty much everything in any way

How can Germans even compete?

dod bles Ameriga

Fuck germany

t. Muhhamad.

I wouldn't move to Germany if Merkel paid me a Billion pound.

The entire middle east wants to go there. I expect that will leave a mark on the desireability of the paper.

Excellent plumbing, for a start.
Also their bays aren't full of sewage.

How is this good?

>not gtfo as soon as you received the money

ali pls

yes you would, liar

IN

If she even makes a subtle nod towards to the existence of this website, it means meme magic is real.

When Trump wins, how are you going to celebrate?

>MUH ARBITRARY RANKING

some moron made a list. nobody cares

meanwhile, thousands of ISIS are in your country

you can keep your citizenship

you couldn't pay me enough money to move to Germany

Merlin, if I was going to leave Britain, it would be for Australia or Japan, maybe even Poland if they weren't in the EU. Not some shit country that has no future. Britain isn't much better, its just better than Germany.

Why the fuck would I want to become German. At least in America you can get a gun in 20 minutes and there is castles doctrine.

>be german
>dont vote for refugees to flood country
>they still do anyways
>get snackbard
>get told to stock up on supplies for random snackbar attacks
>get axed
>get shot
>get cucked
>get retirement age raised to pay for ahmed
>get rekt at olympics

>valuable
>given for free to 40 millions of syrians
LMAO

How is it valuable if when literally anybody can get it

>(You)
Arigatou

>tfw soon countries will stop letting germans visit easily because too many tanned germans

>be american
>go outside
>get shot
>get stabbed
>get taserd
>by blacks, spics and the police
>land of the free

Too late to explore the world

Too early to conquer space

Just right to shart in your designated mart

>free from being raped and killed by Muslims every 5 seconds

The value of that citizenship is bound to hit rock bottom if they keep giving those citizenships away to mudshits without background checks, must be fun to read news about German nationals committing attacks in other European countries

>lose 2 world wars
>somehow still manage to get the title of most valuable citizenship in the world

How did this happen, Germany seems so keen on destroying themselves but always manage to recover. Is this just Germany's fetish with creating ordnung out of chaos?

we'll give you our mexicans and sharters for your right wing voters

deal?

My American AND French citizenships compensate for it.

Selfhate is a hell of a drug, Arjen

That's pretty good

Depends on the state but you could easily own around 200 acres or more with that money in say Nevada or Michigan

200 in Nevada about 10-60 maybe in Michigan

Depends on the state

Meanwhile becoming a victim of a terrorattack is still 200 times more likely if you live in the US

Take in more mudslimes.

Tax havens. Heh, African Prince got Germany's number.

Vote or Die burgerbro

According to who?

Choo Choo bitches

Are there sandniggers on the desert land?
Or is it clean?

nice truck attack