Rate the harry potter films

rate the harry potter films

Kino/10

3>5>8>1>2>4>>>>>>>>7

Something like that.

The only one I kinda like is the Tri Wizard Tournament.
Forgot the name.
Rest are trash.
Emma becomes peak attractive at a certain point so there's that.

"No!"

Philosopher's Stone 2.5/4
Chamber of Secrets 2.5
Prisoner of Azkaban 3.0
Goblet of Fire 3.0
Order of the Phoenix 2.5
Half-Blood Prince 2.5
Deathly Hallows: Part 1 2.5
Deathly Hallows: Part 2 3.5

Waiting for the pasta.

Post it. Just do it.

i'd switch 8 and 2, i liked the mystery in the second movie

*stretches my legs*

>liking hariet podah films

Dull

It is redundant to rate the individual bleak pieces that encompass the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>It is redundant to rate the individual bleak pieces that encompass the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises

7 > 3 > 6 > 5 > 1 > 8 > 2 > 4

RON MY FRANCHISE IS DULL

6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 8 > 5 > 2 > FB > 4

If I factored in nostalgia then 1 would rank higher. And if all of 8 had been as good as Snape's scenes then it would be the best one, hands down.

Top tier

1. Chamber of Secrets: Good, darker than Philosopher's Stone yet comfy Hogwarts and interesting mystery story turn this into a well made Harry Potter film, no matter what anyone tells you about it dragging on for too long.

2. Philosopher's Stone: Pretty good, good plottwist and fun story. Combination of comfy Hogwarts and a dark story. The very first film is quite nostalgic but overall a fun movie.

3. Prisoner of Azkaban: This would've been number 1 if it hadn't been for the fact this entire story was one huge filler. The fact Harry's parents got betrayed by Sirius apparently, which turned out to not have been Sirius and then they decide to end the film with another filler which is 30 minutes of time paradox and an awful ending.

Decent Tier

4. Goblet of Fire: Okay, this one was a bit different; comfy Hogwarts is still there but largely overshadowed by a significantly darker storyline and atmosphere. Enjoyed the whole political background and conspiracies in this one. Not the best film but far from being the worst.

5. Half-Blood Prince: Well, even though this one was decent because of its interesting side-stories and almost artistic gloomy style. This film was one huge fanfiction shipping fest in which characters were forced into non-sensical relationships in order to please fangirling weirdos that are nowadays found in the Sherlock and Doctor Who department.

Bad Tier

6. Deathly Hallows: Part I

This one had a decent story, but it might make you forget you're watching a Harry Potter film if it weren't for the characters. It felt more like WWII the wizard version with the main characters hobbling around like refugees at random locations in England.

7. Order of the Phoenix: Pure filler, nothing else. Without a doubt the most pointless and useless Harry Potter film.

8. Deathly Hallows: Part II

Okay, this one is just shit. This was just forced Twilight fanfiction.

>This was just forced Twilight fanfiction.
Full retard.

Gone too soon.

Seriously if they ever re-do the series down the line, they're going to have a hard job with getting someone to play Snape.

worst taste I've ever seen desu

Yeah, Rickman really defined that role. He made the character much more interesting and compelling than in the book. In the book Snape is just an asshole for 6 and a half books and then has a plot-twisty turnaround. In the movies Snape is immediately compelling and layered.

steady decline of quality

First three were good. Rest sucked Hagrid's balls.

0

Yeah. No chance in hell book Snape would risk his life to protect the kids, like movie Snape did in Prisoner of Azkaban by putting his body in front of the kids when Lupin transformed.

i'd rather watch the twilight movies than this hogwash

Eclipse and Breaking Dawn part 2 are Ironic Kino.
Memes aside, The others are just boring.

Go to bed NutyMadam.

Great Tier:
>Chamber of Secrets (best atmosphere, Hogwarts was still golden instead of drab grey)
>Goblet of Fire (teens being teens, dark but still not overly so)

Good Tier:
>Philosopher's Stone (best looking Hogwarts)
>Prisoner of Azkaban (dementors are more threatening than fucking Voldy)

Bad Tier:
>Deathly Hallows P1 (grimdark nonsense, can't take Voldy seriously)
>Half-Blood Prince (oh look, no Voldy, too bad that also means to villain and no fucking point to the movie)

Offensively Bad Tier:
>Order of the Phoenix (one of the worst adapted screenplays I've ever seen)

Didn't Watch Tier:
>Deathly Hallows P2 (had given up at this point)

Addendum: most Harry Potter porn is shit.

You either pretend to like shitty things for the sake of irony, making you a hipster, or you just have god awful taste, making you a shitter.

Patricians

Also, Emma Watson was best in the first three films, then she started becoming a bitch

Stop samefagging.

DULLEST/10

>hipster
Go back to Sup Forums kid

3>1>2>The rest, put them in any order you like

>harry potter
my envelopes are ready

If the bespoke beanie fits, you hipster faget.

Nice try

3>4>6>1>5>2>dh2>dh1

If 4 isn't your first or second pick, theres something wrong with you.

6>7>3>5>4>1>2>8

1,2(I hate children) and 7.1 are unwatchable garbage

4, 5, 7.2 are okay

3 and 6 are very good

6 is shit

that was the one where dubledore was killed, no?

it just gave space to characters I had wanted to see more of

>that was the one where dubledore was killed, no?
yes. that's literally all that happened. and they fucked it up so badly it wasn't even sad.

This. Its my favorite part of these thre- hey hey!

I don't remember them all I but I remember Azkaban being the best

Why do I always laugh at this stupid shit

Why is 3 getting so much praise there are so many problems and scenes that make no sense, but they just went with it just to mislead/prolong the reveal and that's without the time travel bullshit they never use again

I'll never understand why PoC is commonly considered the best one when the twist is mostly predictable, the movie is beset with petty school politics bullshit and the climax is 30 minutes of filler

>Posting the old image

>No!

>"No!"

>PoA

1, 3, & 6 are maximum comfy.
Radcliff just isn't good at the super serial stuff, so HP movies are best when he's not being cringey.
3 looses some points for lack of quidditch.

5 is probably my least favorite movie, but that's probably because I like the book so much (its also the longest so it got cut up the most).

DH was mostly meh. The ministry & gringotts heists were the peak -- again, before things get all dark. Final showdown was pretty shit.

>Final showdown was pretty shit
this. how do they fuck up so bad.
>shitty flake effect for 3d when voldy and bella die
>voldy and harry merging faces
>voldy just hitting harry and grabbing his face
>them doing that meme green and red wand thing like 20 times
>voldy tying harry up in those black strip things then letting him go
>not showing fred or lupin die
i could go on.
also the ending was bullshit, they shouldve stretched it out longer like lotr

3,1,2, the others aren't worth watching at all