Hollywood gets it right

Hollywood gets it right

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Please let this be real.

Can't fucking wait
My dick is going to get thrashed like you wouldn't believe

My dick is SO ready!

but how will they have buttsex if they are both girls?

>Another all-female reboot

Sup Forums of course would approve this.
White female couple: check
Cucked white males: check

But hey, they might kiss. Amirite?

But that whole movie was about the social expectations of southern men and washing out their own personal identities for the sake of masculinity.
How are they going to do that with women?
>Emma Watson
Ohhh boy

I think the just kind of...scissor or something

You fags that misuse cuck are truly the worst. You're like those redditards that drive memes into the ground.

That's from a satire website you fucking autists

>not emma watson and kristen stewart, or juno temple

Unless it shows them in a full nude scissor I don't give a shit.

You'd know the true definition. For a second I forgot where I was.

Now this is feminism

Too bad it's satire.

>theportlygazelle.com/2016/08/21/lesbian-brokeback-mountain-remake-starring-margot-robbie-and-emma-watson-confirmed-for-2017/

Disgusting

fake and gay

source: theportlygazelle.com/2016/08/21/lesbian-brokeback-mountain-remake-starring-margot-robbie-and-emma-watson-confirmed-for-2017/

>Disclaimer: All stories on this site are satire and the opinions expressed do not belong to any real people. If persons appear in the picture they have nothing to do with the story.

Imagine if one of them was black. Kek this place would be up in flames. The lgbtq agenda it pushes will quickly be forgotten. Oh wait...

Fake as fuck.

fucking tiresome degenerate cultural marxist garbage continues to force fed down the nation's gullet

>2 hot chicks will kiss! awesome!!

fucking Sup Forums.

>He doesn't want to see Harley Quinn and Hermione scissoring
Get a load of this fag

wasn't this black swan?

Took them long enough.

It's fake. Truly a shame because this movie would sell out for weeks.

is this real?

No one is going to watch this bullshit remake. You can't just add women to a hugely successful film.

Fuck Hollywood and their rehashed bullshit.

May Kek smile upon this meme and grant it life in 3D.

>/pol is this fucking stupid to not realize it is satire
No wonder you dumb fucks support Trump

ain't real

>two georgeous women
>being lesbians
>living in the country
>camping

Pick 0

If Hollywood ever makes Brokeback Mountain with women they will be horrible transqueer wrecks.

Hymiewood isn't getting my money unless there's a ten minute long scissoring scene.

Not happening.

>production $100m
>marketing $300m

IF YOU PAY FOR ANY MOVIE WITH LGBT AGENDA,
YOU
ARE
A
KEK

>got me excited
>found out it was fake
>ruined muh day

thanks

this version will just be lesbian porn combined with a husband raping his wife scene

let this be a lesson to you goy

There goes the British nerds' harry pothead fapping material.

Quite literally.

I'd be into this! Finally Hollyweird!

Not an argument.
I bet niggers fuck your wife with their big dicks.

>doing this for some feminist bullshit reason
>wanting to empower women
>guys just want to watch for the sex
>literally becoming a sex object

This is like those porn stars that do degrading shit under the guise of empowerment. Guys don't give a fuck, you're just a piece of ass

>with their big dicks.

A cuck's fantasy, huh? Incredible.

Wait, what? Some of Sup Forums are complete idiots? That really opened my mind up, user.

I'm ok with this

Underrated

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Majority rule, bud. Get louder next time.

2 white girls? Not very progressive.... Why not make them an interracial couple? It's 2016, come on! A black woman and a Chinese woman would make a beautiful gay couple! Or maybe an Indian woman and a Saudi Arabian woman! There are so many options!

Now this is an all female reboot I could get behind

Unfortunately it would also please white men, which the feminist fun-Dementors couldn't possibly allow

B

Let's say 1 inch of the cube enters the portal at 50km/h (speed of the lever), that same 1 inch would also have to exit the other side at that same speed

>Degeneracy is OK beause muh dick

God I hate the nu/pol/ reddit cancer so fucking much

oy vey, thread full of good goys

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Crying shame, I'd actually go and see this one. Movie makers would have made bank out of it.

That picture is weaponized autism.

how did this thread happen?

OH!
GOD!
YES!

>promoting degenerate homosexuality
>"gets it right"
duck off leaf

I hope this movie will be the last nail in the coffin of Watson's career.

snopes.com/brokeback-mountain-remake

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This is fake according to (((Snopes)))

closet faggot

Husband "raping" his wife.
"Shoplifting" when you've already ready paid.

wtf I hate Snopes now!

Wait...I've always hated Snopes.

Oh my cock. I'll be watching this on IMAX.

Don't they have horses?

'Cuck' in modern english means an emasculated male. There is nothing more cucky than your woman leaving you not for another man, but a woman.

We can meme this into existence.

>But it's ok if she left me for a white woman

sorry to break the bad news


it is a hoax

we can try

Not sure if you're memeing, but it's just as bad. If your woman leaves you for a woman, period, you are an ultra-cuckold. If she just left you for another man, you're still a cuck - just a top cuck though.

>LE EPIC LESBOAN KISS GUIZE

god,the kikes have really rotted your brains out

you're retarded

when she lives you for another bitch,
she's the fuck up one,

if she leaves you for another guy it means you're not manly enough for her

>MFW Fag culture gets misappropriated
>MFW 2 Hollywood whores have to scissor to get $ for film due to lack of talent
>MFW This film quintuples production budget
>MFW Misogyny makes a humongous fucking comeback (ala Basic Instinct)
>MFW Margot Robbie becomes the next Sharon Stone losing her marbles and fading away
>MFW Emma Watson disappears because of Hollywood's misogynistic culture that's oppressive of women

I like you

the cube isnt entering the portal at any speed retard, the answer is A

Top kek

Thank you! Here's a pair of tits.

If this is real I fear for my dick's safety.

>b

lel

>We can meme this into existence.

Kek, please heed our calls.

Shit I need to fap to this asap.

snopes.com/brokeback-mountain-remake/

Took me less time to search this than make this post.

It depends on the observer. It can be either A or B.

Seen from the blue portal, the cube is rushing towards on you, therefore it has momentum. Seen from outside, the orange portal (and the piston) has momentum.

I can't remember the exact details, but tl;dr inertial frame of reference or some shit.

1 second passes and x amount of the cube passes through the portal, within that second x amount of cube will also pass through on the other side and it would have to do so at the speed which it passed through the event horizon (speed of the lever), once the whole cube is through there is no force stopping that momentum

Stay retarded my f@ms

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You guys have to be retards. Speed is relative. The cube's speed relative to the blue portal is as fast as the orange portal is going.

I literally took this same pic to my physics professor. He thought about it for a long time, and then explained it to me with equations. I must have looked like a retard asking him about this theoretical nonsense, though.

Lesbians are just jealous they don't have a penis.

LEave faghot

Don't fucking care. It's fucking hermione having hot lesbian sex.

The point is that it doesn't make a difference whether the cube is falling into the orange portal at say 10km/h or if the lever with the portal falls onto the cube at 10km/h, the cube passes through the portal at the same speed

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neither of these women are attractive and if you disagree you're a dumbass

i know this is fake because it would be the first movie worth seeing either of them have ever been in

Lesbian sex is beautiful faggot. Go back to