You have been conscripted to fight for Deutschland! - AUTIST EDITION

Times are dire for Germany, we call in all Germans to name the unit type they have been in (if applicable) and name their wish unit/role in the upcoming great war of uncuckening!

Foreigners may apply, too, whites with aryan features are eligible to sign up for the new SS elite troops.

> was: Panzerartillerie (self-propelled artillery)
> want: Technische Aufklärung (infosec) or MP (hammer down the leftist deserteurs)

> thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=kyE_OiDVXCo

> inb4 op is not aryan

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I'll volunteer. Infantry.

I'll volenteer.
We should go and see if the Germans in Antarctica are willing to give us some flying saucers.

I'll volunteer if Germany ever goes full nazi again. I have Hazel eyes and brown hair, but am 6'2 with a strong natural athletic build. Would I be able to qualify for the SS elite troops? If not I'll do some form of Infantry.

AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS AUS Hail!

Arische Nationalisten!

Wann ziehen wir gegen den ewigen, perlenbeäugten ANGELSACHSEN aus?

Die Ära der Angelsachsen ist vorrüber, die Zeit der ARIER ist gekommen.

> Hazel eyes and brown hair
edge case. Isn't hazel always Jewish?
> 6'2 with a strong natural athletic build
not a manlet, so probably yes

A40, with brown hair with some blonde streaks in it.

Ich kampf fur Deutschland!

No, you won't, American scum.

Americans and their Anglo cousins will be the main targets in WW3

For me Hazel has always implied some amount of mongrel blood, even if it is small, unfortunately I have hazel in my eyes, but other than that my eyes are mostly dark blue. I was always under the impression they were bluish-green, i.e. aqua color, but I think perhaps it is more accurate to just simply call them dark blue.

Reporting in laddo

>4th Auxiliary Broomstick Division reporting in

>PEW PEW PEW
>PEW PEW PEW
>PEW PEW PEW

Could you show a picture of your eyes with proper lightning?

> A40
you can join SS, glad you are not a pajeet or ahmed

Divide and conquer Muhammed

>Anglos
>white

Anglos are Germanic you colossal uneducated cuntfuck, we are your brethren, whether you like it or not. Faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=OILCFzlGJbg

Do not mistake sheep fucking Welsh/Walhaz "Briton" niggers with superior Anglo-Saxon Englishmen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walhaz

You are a disgrace to your Aryan and National Socialist ancestries.

I'd like to apply.
6'0, Brown eyes, light brown hair.

Eyes clearly look Brown, but many years ago a doctor said they are a slight shade of Hazel that look Brown. Can't confirm nor deny if they are truly hazel or not. Ancestors are from Britain and I am not mixed with any other races.

C20, dirty blond hair with some brown in it

ancestors*

But grampa said that Kharkiv, Chechnya and everything along river Mius in Donbass suck.

> the anti-anglo shit poster
> not signing up for the uncuckening
> confirmed as turk
Are you posting straight from the mosque?

same as me, besides that I have white skin, no SS for you mate!

In if not a manlet.

no war against Russia. It's internal + liberation of Sweden and balcans from turk scum

He's a turkroach, just ignore him from now on.

>fell for the argentina is not white meme
Muhammed, is that you?

Anglo BLOOD not allowed ITT

get out of this thread, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

6'2 and highly athletic

11. SS Freiwilligen-Panzergrenadier-Division Nordland

STAY MAD NIGEL

I'll volunteer.
Brown and green eyes (Heterochromia).
Brown hair
6'0

>The allies of yesterday would tremble, because, the Second World War scarcely ended, the USSR no longer contented itself with prey close at hand, but now extende its greedy hands toward the Pacific Ocean, China, the Persian Gulf, the Mediterranean, the Suez Canal, menacing the colonies, the raw materials, the great multinational trusts.

>But even then the Ango-Americans did not seek to save Europe for Europe: quite simply, they strove to retain in the West a springboard that would allow them to protect their imperialism and to react against Soviet imperialism - free, if necessary, to transform that springboard, with atomic weapons, into an incredible field of ruins.

>
We, the sons of Europe, were thinking of the life of Europe. Whatever our judgment about the manner in which the war had started, whatever our regrets about the past, whatever bitterness there might have been at the foreign occupation of our countries, each of us understood that well beyond the pleasant or unpleasant things experienced from 1939 to 1941 by our various countries, the fate of all of Europe was in the balance.

>This explains the extraordinary, spontaneous movement that aroused innumerable young men, from Oslo to Seville, from Antwerp to Budapest. They didn’t leave their beloved homes in Jutland or in Beauce, in the Ardennes or in the Puszta, in Limburg or in Andalusia to serve the special interest of Germany. They left to defend two thousand years of the highest civilization. They were inspired by the baptistry in Florence and the cathedral at Rheims, by the Alcazar in Toledo and the belfry in Bruges. They died out there, in countless numbers, not for government officials in Berlin, but for their old countries, gilded by the centuries, and for their common fatherland, Europe, the Europe of Virgil and Ronsard, the Europe of Erasmus and Nietzsche, of Raphael and Dürer, the Europe of St. Ignatius and St. Theresa, the Europe of Frederick the Great and Napoleon Bonaparte.

>Between that age-old Europe and the Soviet onslaught, its horrible leveling, the overflow of its swarming little tribes, they made their choice at once. A new generation, all over Europe, took its stand. Blond giants from Scandinavia and the Baltic countries, Hungarian dreamers with long moustaches, stocky, swarthy Romanians, enormous Croats with violet greatcoats; Italians, whimsical and sentimental; Spaniards with jet black eyes; bantering Frenchment; Danes, Dutch, Swiss: all hastened to the battle for Europe. All the nations were there. We even saw some Englishmen volunteer, a dozen in all, a dozen nonetheless.

You will just die to protect the "children" and "doctors" while they ficki ficki your wife

even the banks would not want that, how are they going to pay back debts?

get fucked smelly kraut

>brown eyes brown hair
>tfw no joining the new SS

>germany thinking of introducing conscription
>and to stockpile on necessities for up to 10 days
>nervous about what they know that I don't

I seriously hope I won't have to ambush you in the woods again lads

Sure, we had a lot of foreign people in the waffen SS!

Germoney? You alright my mistress? Why are you picking that gun? Why you p-pointing it at me?!!
Germany! I s-swear I'll pay you every p-penny!!
Germany!!!!

Really?! Holy shit I will fight and die for the birthplace of my great grandfather!

Kept reading...only 5'9 manlet status with brown hair and eyes

Almost all of my family are WW2 red army vets, some of em still alive. However, should germans choose to stand up for themselves, I'll volunteer.

assign me to any einsatzgruppen, drop me behind lines.

incredible, where have they fought?

400,000 germans and 600,000 foreign europeans

Dont remember which front exactly. But there were four brothers. One was in artillery, he survived a shrapnel that grazed his chin during an air raid. One was in sniper corps. Two were infantry but were put out of action. There was also a pilot (diff side of senpai) who flew with a russian ace Kajedub a few times.

>We beat 'em before
...when?

well probably in the Southern front, surviving the infantry is a feat.

have you NEET's ever gone outside?
hazel has nothing to do with "mongrel blood". you can be 100% northern europe decent and have hazel eyes. i can attest to it.

hair and eye color should be irrelevant. europeans can have pretty much any combination.

ich spreche ein bischen deutsch.
kann ich mit komme in deine division?

want infantry

Yeah. Going up against Germans was like facing the devil himself armed with a broken vibrator. Surprised they made it desu.

Is there any hope for Germany now, hans?

Are you Germans ready to be conscripted by Merkel to fight for multiculturalism against Russia?

You have my Aryan Blood, brother.

Some parts can be saved, but chances are slim.

I do not expect a full-blown war with Russia after the Turkey gambit. Actually, I think NATO decides to go on Turkey, because they have to (strategic position, can't have a possible Russia ally). Russia being fine with that as Turkey won't be a reliable ally and has too many aspirations towards the islamic world. Probably Ukraine gets traded for it in a deal?

USA thinks that a remilitarized Europe can check mate Russia. Russia will be fine with it, since Europe will be weakened due to any war that may happen.

Who would you realistically see as the head of state in the USA for such a deal?
> hint: big T

The result would be a world with several check mates and only the USA free to do want it wants. Ah it's good for Israel, of course. They could even cleanse their territory when the rest is busy.

Check mate is the wrong word, I mean "kept in check".

Disclaimer: I see it in terms of game theory.

Merchant, can you help us? They want to target anglos!

What unit will have the highest likelihood of being part of a death squad? What are my chances of training on the usage of and qualifying for the carrying of a flammenwerfer?

Military police is the RWDS occupation of choice

yep or the SS units. There will probably some combat action for the MPs, so I guess they will be accompanied by other forces? Maybe they have Flammenwerfers :)

I'm assuming the Military Police is like the Einsatzgruppen? If so, I am ready to learn the flammenwerfer.

>Some parts can be saved, but chances are slim.

Slim chances make the victory even sweeter. It didnt look like we were gonna win ww2 at the beginning either. God speed.