Annex Canada

Give me one good reason why Canada shouldn't turn its 13 provinces to the next 13 states.

What is NAFTA?

They already get all the economic benefits of being Americans with few of the downsides.

>Not pay shit flat rate taxes
>still get healthcare and cheaper college

muh culture

> shit healthcare a friend of mine says take 3 hours to be seen with an appointment

What will we do with all the liberals and mudslimes, deport them to Mexico?

Stop duty free shopping in my country maplenigger. We don't need your commerce but you sure do depend on ua. Fucking parasites.

>doesn't have guaranteed free speech, available and plentiful guns, and you have a wrinkly old queen that you have to cuck yourselves to
join us leaf

Do it, I'd fight for your side desu.

Give me one good reason usa dosnt turn its 49 continetal states into Canadian provinces. Also fuck Hawaii let the ocean niggers have it, its not really ours anyways.

Your friend is a literal retard. It took me 3 minutes without an appointment to see a doctor.

he lives in Toronto

The 11 provinces that aren't Alberta and Saskatchewan.

move to Sweden shitlord, i bet you'd love the assrape you'd get over there.

>wanting even more SJW socialists in your country

Toronto needs to be nuked it's #notmycanada.

why friendo ?

think of all the whites we'd get to help purify ourselves, plus the sjws would prob flee to England anyway

making Canada a part of the US is handing the next 20 presidential elections to the democrats.
So they should probably do it

Does this imply Ukrainians are going to start doing terrorist attacks in Europe or something?

why?

Canada could as well be split up based on hockey teams.

nah fuck your shit healthcare, if the us ever does single payer it'll be a million times better than your shit ever was

your one of the good ones, honorary Yankee

>Stop duty free shopping
>doodie free shopping

kek

I just want Uncle Sam to annex us and end our miserable existence already

Hurry the fuck up and do it, lads

i finally figured out why liberals want free healthcare, its so that they can have as much degenerate gay sex as they want with no consequences otherwise going to the doctor would only happen once or twice in your lifetime.

It implies nobody can accurately predict what shitstorm will eventually come to pass because of Ukraine, just like nobody could've predicted Iraq/Libya/Syria.

Only Chinese """""""""""""""""""""canadians"""""""""""""""""""""

think this

Actually, they are even bigger parasites to Canada, avoiding its taxes and all. I abhor cross-country shoppers shamelessly trying to save a few bucks to our expense. It's not like they can't afford to buy it in our own country, they're just being greedy egoistical assholes.

You have every reason to despise them.

Also no, we'd rather remain a small confederacy. Despite Trudeau and the NWO, we feel closer to our politicians than Americans probably feel towards their president (excluding Trump i guess). If we became part of the US we would become totally disenfranchised within our own country.

>1812

You fucks have already tried to make them join... And failed quite well at it too.

they're too big. Maybe like, the next 20 states.

>wants 35 million more democrat party voters
not the best idea ever

t. Dumb quebecois

>Trudeau
I don't like Trudeau's faggotry but honestly is not the liberal boogeyman that Sup Forums makes him out to be

>Literally over run with niggers
yea... no I think we are okay

Fuck off chang

Because we're a strong and independant country who don't need no worldpower.

Its called state rights, pretty hard to disenfranchise yourselves when your the ones deciding 90% of your own policies.
the problem was we tried to do it militarily when we had none, nowadays we could but it'd be far better to just have them do a vote like when Quebec almost separated.

That was one state, ny

really tho you'd join the strongest and most economically and culturally dominant country that has ever existed

The diffrent is that Ukrainians aren't muslims

La seule réponse que je ferai a votre général viendra de la bouche de mes canons et du feu de mes mousquets.

>If I disagree with you, you must be a chink

To think I share a country with this cuck.

also Canada has a fuckin shitty ass mascot

Why would you want another 35 million Bernie faggots added to your voter base? We elected a faggot with no valuable experience with anything whatsoever because he wears shirts that are too small.

We're already an economic colony of the US, you're way better off leaving us "independent"

Nous avons ensuite fait le Québec BTFO

Think of it this way, we'd help drag Canada right and save guns and free speech in your country, think of it as an act of charity that also helps us.

Because we don't need more SJW idiots in America, we already have Commiefornia, Seattle, Portland, and Jew York.

>mention Toronto or Ontario to a Canadian
>waaah not all Canada is like that

Fucking feminist tier response
>muh not all women are like that

Canada confirmed as nation of bitches

Canada isn't all liberal cucks, think of Alberta and their rednecks

>culturally dominant
>Started SJW culture
>Elected a nigger
>Letting hillary run at all
>One of the overall dumbest developed countries
>Shit healthcare
>Hated by almost every country
>Niggers and hispanics run all over
>Allowing riots of monkeys happening over and over


We may be have a liberal fag leader but at least our cucked to the extreme

>Muh g-g-gun laws
We are allowed self-defense here but since we aren't saturated with literally human trash (expect for toronto)
>uhh f-freeze sppeech
We have that, only uneducated retards think that the liberal "le epic wins XD!!!1!!!!!11!!" propaganda actually happen
> ... umm gee w-w-well y-you have asians you s-s-slanted eyes chink/jap/ect
Even if they are by far one of the worst people you will ever meet ,at least they actually contribute to our economy and being useless public fund draining sinks

SHART IN MARTS are by far the most delusional cucks

consider pic related

Canadian "Conservatives" wouldn't even be considered conservative in America.

You fuckers aren't loyal to the Crown.

>they're just being greedy egoistical assholes
And the companies that jack up prices ~20%, on top of exchange rates, just because you crossed the border are what, being good capitalist shekelhounds?

13 very liberal states

>Canadians let an inbred family rule them because "muh blue blood, muh birthright"

Fuck your crown.

Lol yeah good

Because we have enough of our own nigger problems. The last thing we need is a new batch of beaver-skin-wearing, dude-weed-lmao, on-fire, queer asian syrup-niggers.

Also fuck the french ones. Even worse than the regular faggots.

Good riddance*

>nobody could've predicted Iraq/Libya/Syria.
except anyone who knew a bit of modern history, you dumb motherfucker

fuck the queen, monarchy is the most cucked form of government to have ever existed

Seems like the US state department got exactly what they wanted out of it according to the new leaks.

Why would anybody want to be ruled by cousin fuckers?

Never mix mexicans and muzzies, everyone is gonna end headless.

>Give me one good reason why Canada shouldn't turn its 13 provinces to the next 13 states.


because America will be Democrat forever and your link states will try to use our socilialst ways as a guide.

And what exactly does the queen do for us that makes her deserve our loyalty?

Fucking this. If we let the leafs in our country would go down the drain immediately. It'd be nothing be democratic rule for the rest of our lifetimes.

Because 50 is a good round number
Anyone who wants to join from now on can only be territories
Fuck you we won't change our perfect flag

>3 hours
Lucky fucker

the canucks are fine as canucks

Canada is one of the whites states on earth, it'd help whiten us, plus beaver-skin wearers are better than fur is murderers, weed is noice, and we can send the french ones back to France.

>implying all of canada would even add up to much more than one swing state

Doesn't California have more people than our whole country?

There are a lot of shitty people up here. I'd be worried that it'd harm America.

That's the only real reason to think twice.

Because they're the only two provinces that pay out equalization payments, meaning faggots like
are from provinces that produce less than they spend. Also known as parasitic tumor provinces (see Ontario, more debt than California)

>shamelessly betraying the Crown
That is what separates us from you, your ancestors were rebel scum and ours were loyalists to the Crown (except for the French people)

The Queen is just a figurehead, but the Crown and the legacy of the British Empire is basically the light of civilization.

This. Canada's population is 10x less than murica's, and the last PM election was nearly 50/50.

I want to be annexed so damn badly. I hate this country's governments and politics.

>pay more than your fair share of taxes simply because you worked harder and got a better paying job
>die of illness waiting for a CAT scan because there's a 3 month waiting list
Yeah great system chucklefuck

Help yellow us you mean, degenerate pothead fuck.

>Jean-Christophe, Prince Napoleon, head of House Boneparte, takes the throne and forms the Third French Empire, seceding from the EU
>British Empire wakes up
>America, Great Britain, and France invade and annex Canada
>Western Canada goes to America
>Ontario and the maritime provinces to Britain
>Quebec to France
>France begins ethnic genocide, wiping out the worst of the Qshits
>Argentina wipes Brazil off the map
>Everybody is happy forever
I dream this every night when I close my eyes, Sup Forums.

>free healthcare
>cheap college

this, Canada has basically no-one.

You know you can leave right? America is right there, and we're friends so we don't have bullshit patrols on our border.

You need Alberta or Quebec to separate, which either could do at any time. Alberta pays for the whole damned country up there as best I can understand this transfer payment thing and Quebec has always wanted to be its own thing.

You wouldn't add 13 states though. You'd have like 8 to 10. No way all the Maritimes get their own state, especially PEI.

Just fucking do it already you pussies

>his country could literally begin to break up if the next election goes wrong
>yet he still dreams of expanding

Rome, 2000 years later

>Quebec to France

Disgusting, independence or nothing

I'm not in a situation where I can just get up and move right now. I've got my family, pets, job, and gf here.

KEK
you actually like bending over backwards to be fucked by the prince and queen, your empire is long dead and were never good in the first place.

The cuckiness of Canada will turn the whole union into Sweden.

I think PEI would get it's own. Literally all of our provinces are humongous compared to American states, but PEI is it's own thing because it's an island.

but joining america is fucking stupid so whatevs

What happened to Spain in the Napoleonic Wars will happen to Quebec. You all deserve it. Embrace your fate.

because I have no desire to see my country become a bunch of fat brown shrimp dicked retards who shit themselves in shopping malls

I fail to see the problem

you should bend the knee to the monarchy again. we all know soon phil will flip and shoot a nigger for touching him without permission. this is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the race war

Nah

USA has long since adopted an autonomous strategy

Why bother dealing with the laws and delegation of other countries when we can get them to do what we want without the riffraff?

It doesn't matter. America is going to be hispanic majority in my life time, and Canada is going to be shitskin majority in my life time.

Really... western civilization is already doomed. Annexing Canada would hardly make any difference.

true, when Canada is annexed we'd prob merge several, mostly because they have like no population
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Fuck that. Canadias are FAR more liberal than americans. We need to take away their voting rights if we do.

the only solution is annexation

We get occupied for a few years, beat the invader away through superior tactics, then win the war? Not the worst thing t.bh

you sound awfully mad partner

Dude... stop being such a retarded faggot. Alberta swings madly from riches to shitpoornigger and back again. Right now they're a giant clusterfuck and sucking money out of the rest of Canada. You're like 18 months behind the times. The Alberta economy is complete shit right now, the worst of all the major Canadian provinces. This is because Albertans are too fucking retarded to manage their oil wealth. If they weren't retards, they'd save money during the boom times, but they never do.

you forget the US would be the invader, the strongest military to ever exist